Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Third · 4:07am Sep 22nd, 2013
Things I've Learned Tonight:
Twow wants a Hello Kitty vagina vejazzler
futaloo.tumblr.com is a thing that exists
TWOW WILL NOT STOP LINKING PORN IN THE CHAT.
There's a lot of black people at twow's school
WE BROKE LEAH. AGAIN.
I whisper dirty things (like cumfaggots and blowjobs) into my microphone when I get tired.
Me: I found a train. Wait, that's an armored vehicle not a train.
Erik: I googled 'S' and it broke everything.
Prime: Dying in a hang gliding accident the animation
twow: that makes me happy. NO WAIT MY BAD.
twow: You thought I quit didn't you. You were WRONG.
CHRIS: I AM THE CARD SALAD.
TWOW: APPLES.
ME: MANIAC FITS OF LAUGHTER
TWOW: There's something about that shade of yellow that just turns me on.
TWOW: (POSTS LINK TO PORN) LAUGHS MANIACLY
twow: A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with Futaloo
ME: PRAISE THE BOP IT
ERIK: Leah what's your favorite color?
LEAH: Blue.
TWOW: (whispers) It should be black like me
ERIK AND ME: FEEL THE ROCKS AND SMELL THE DIRT
Matt: ;n; why you all picking on me ...because i gave my opinion TnT
ERIK: Because you brutally destroyed (Prime's) virgin asshole last night.
THE ENGLSISH DUB OF FOUR LOKO SUCKS WORSE THAN THE SMALLEST WHITEST DICK
Twow: Kinda like Fallen's.
Me: There's so much yelling
TWOW: Because there's black people.
Prime: There is no Fluttershy. Only Zuul.
TWOW: We should make "Google Ho" my catchphrase. "GOOGLE HOOOOOOO"
Prime: You ARE google's ho.
twow: BEEP BEEP CALL THE POKLICE.
twow: Can't we talk about this over a mug of Icecream?
THIS WILL BE WEEKLY SO HELP ME JEBUS
Dammit, twow.
To be fair, I don't blame him.
have a birthday game
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heres what I got
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So you guys speak the language of maniacs when you're piss-tired?
1367168 I don't even know if I was speaking a language.