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nocturnalmelodies


People like grapes. I am a people, so therefore I like grapes. Also cats.

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  • 533 weeks
    Parting Words

    "Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going."
    Agent David Rossi
    (Criminal Minds: The Slave of Duty (#5.10) (2009))

    I've been watching a lot of Criminal Minds lately. It's been one of my favorite shows for a few years now. One of my favorite things about it is the opening and closing quotes they have for almost every episode.

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  • 542 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eleventh

    twow: Rachel. Hey Rachel. Raachel. RachelRachelRachel. Guess what?
    Me: What twow.
    twow: YOU'RE GINGER.

    twow 90% fo the time: I HAVE TWO POINTS.

    twow while laughing maniaclly: Fallen. Fallen I have to tell you somehthing.
    Prime: What.
    twow: *whispering* you're not ginger...

    twow: Rachel, I have so many others I wanna play and they all revolve around Futaloo.

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  • 545 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Ninth and Tenth

    Oh, by the way, "Alex" is Prime's brother.

    Last Week's that I was too tired to post:

    Prime: why would you stand up?
    Me: Because I like the use of my legs
    Prime: Legs are overrated
    Me: You're overrated.

    Alex: Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

    Me: LIsten twow. If you want to get involved wiht Futaloo, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of STD's.

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  • 547 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eighth

    twow: I literally don't know which one to pick

    twow: (talking, lots of background noise)
    Me: Twow, I don't know what you actually said, but all I heard was "I have herpes"

    twow: All hail Futaloo.
    Me: PRAISE THE BOP-IT
    twow: A Bob-it with Futaloo on it.
    twow: ...
    twow: Want.
    Me: THE PULL IT PIECE IS SHAPED LIKE A HORSE COCK.
    Me: TWOW WHAT HAVE WE DONE.

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  • 548 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Seventh

    I never thought I'd be comfortable with Futaloo, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.
    (TWOW LOSES HIS SHIT)

    You haven't truly lived until you've experienced Futaloo and Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy at the same time.

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Dec
15th
2013

Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eleventh · 5:06am Dec 15th, 2013

twow: Rachel. Hey Rachel. Raachel. RachelRachelRachel. Guess what?
Me: What twow.
twow: YOU'RE GINGER.

twow 90% fo the time: I HAVE TWO POINTS.

twow while laughing maniaclly: Fallen. Fallen I have to tell you somehthing.
Prime: What.
twow: *whispering* you're not ginger...

twow: Rachel, I have so many others I wanna play and they all revolve around Futaloo.
Me: Twow, I wouldn't have it any other way.

Prime: Your new name is Blacky-McBlack Black. Alex has willed it so.
twow: Thank you Alex, now have my children.

In regards to "White people like 'Pixelated bukkake'":
Me: twow, why?
twow: Because it would help them blend into their environment.



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TWENTY. INCHES. WIDE.

So... much... futaloo... :scootangel:

Why are there so many Futaloo cards? Just... WHY?

1608731 Blank cards. twow filled almost all of those in himself.

1608660 I think the only animals with dicks that wide are whales.
BIG whales.

xD Oh how you have the most FESTIVE sessions. ( It'd be awesome if there were a spectate kind of option. <3 )

1608916 There is now, actually. I just don't know how it works.

1609938 :o
That would appear to be fun, if you knew how it worked.

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