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533 weeks
Parting Words

"Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going."
Agent David Rossi
(Criminal Minds: The Slave of Duty (#5.10) (2009))
I've been watching a lot of Criminal Minds lately. It's been one of my favorite shows for a few years now. One of my favorite things about it is the opening and closing quotes they have for almost every episode.
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542 weeks
Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eleventh

twow: Rachel. Hey Rachel. Raachel. RachelRachelRachel. Guess what?
Me: What twow.
twow: YOU'RE GINGER.
twow 90% fo the time: I HAVE TWO POINTS.
twow while laughing maniaclly: Fallen. Fallen I have to tell you somehthing.
Prime: What.
twow: *whispering* you're not ginger...
twow: Rachel, I have so many others I wanna play and they all revolve around Futaloo.
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545 weeks
Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Ninth and Tenth

Oh, by the way, "Alex" is Prime's brother.
Last Week's that I was too tired to post:
Prime: why would you stand up?
Me: Because I like the use of my legs
Prime: Legs are overrated
Me: You're overrated.
Alex: Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
Me: LIsten twow. If you want to get involved wiht Futaloo, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of STD's.
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547 weeks
Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eighth

twow: I literally don't know which one to pick
twow: (talking, lots of background noise)
Me: Twow, I don't know what you actually said, but all I heard was "I have herpes"
twow: All hail Futaloo.
Me: PRAISE THE BOP-IT
twow: A Bob-it with Futaloo on it.
twow: ...
twow: Want.
Me: THE PULL IT PIECE IS SHAPED LIKE A HORSE COCK.
Me: TWOW WHAT HAVE WE DONE.
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548 weeks
Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Seventh

I never thought I'd be comfortable with Futaloo, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.
(TWOW LOSES HIS SHIT)
You haven't truly lived until you've experienced Futaloo and Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy at the same time.
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Nov

10th

2013

Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eighth · 5:47am Nov 10th, 2013

twow: I literally don't know which one to pick

twow: (talking, lots of background noise)
Me: Twow, I don't know what you actually said, but all I heard was "I have herpes"

twow: All hail Futaloo.
Me: PRAISE THE BOP-IT
twow: A Bob-it with Futaloo on it.
twow: ...
twow: Want.
Me: THE PULL IT PIECE IS SHAPED LIKE A HORSE COCK.
Me: TWOW WHAT HAVE WE DONE.

Me: Someone needs to play a card *COUGHTWOWCOUGH*
twow: Shut up I'm black.