Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Ninth and Tenth · 4:57am Nov 24th, 2013
Oh, by the way, "Alex" is Prime's brother.
Last Week's that I was too tired to post:
Prime: why would you stand up?
Me: Because I like the use of my legs
Prime: Legs are overrated
Me: You're overrated.
Alex: Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
Me: LIsten twow. If you want to get involved wiht Futaloo, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of STD's.
Alex: Have you ever killed yourself?
Prime: Twenty times.
Alex: Do it harder.
AND THIS WEEK'S 10 CAH EVENT AND BOY WAS IT A DOOZY.
So Prime, twow, and I decided that tonight we'd just play with the Furry and MLP decks so we could be as dirty as possible and so we could find the Futaloo card again. We literally have not found it in forever. There were some problems with the servers though. Our games kept timing out. Twow found Futaloo in our first game, but it timed out before he could use it. We weren't able to find it at all for the rest of the night.
At any rate, tonight's shenanigans.
Alex: Because your phone is black
Twow: EXCUSE ME SIR.
Me: Hi Alex
Alex: SCREECHING
Twow: I'm in a race, so that might slow me down a little bit
Prime: You gonna play a card?
Me: I'm playing a card shut up your dumb face
Twow: Oooooooh you guys are so s'not
Twow: Uuuum, You're black.
Prime after literally every hand: WHELP.
Me: I can bring you home and show you to my mom and tell her "this is twow"
Twow: Are we dating now, did I miss something?
Me: No, it's more of a pet kind of thing?
Prime: WOAH WOAH WOAH, WAIT.
Twow: OUT OF BREATH LAUGHING
Prime: Is he your boyfriend, your adopted son, or your pet? Pick one because all three would be really awkward.
Me: Is your internet working?
Prime: YES. I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Prime: David Tennant
Twow: Fanboy squee of destiny
Me: Wait. Why is my mouse huge? Hang on guys I gotta fix that.
Twow: Laughs
Me: I just called My Little Pony a movie theater.
Twow: I'm gonna smack you.
(In regards to Celestia and Luna's parents)
Me: What if they froze them in stone and put them in a garden.
Twow: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?
Prime: King Sombra's the father and Chrysalis is the mother.
Twow: HEADCANON ACCEPTED.
Prime: STRAWBERRY MILK WATER.
Twow: Uh, Rachel? What do you do in your spare time?
Me: Sandwiches.
Me: Like twow's thing is black people, mine's just gonna be baby words.
Prime: I woulda picked the KKK.
Me: Aw, I was a "super soalker full of cat pee"
Prime: Well, because Celestia's WHITE.
Twow: It says 64 seconds. That's a lot of seconds.
Me: That's more than a minute.
Alex: Your feet are wet you were in the toilet.
Prime: No you don't understand, she actually does that.
(In reference to Prime)
Me: TWOW, be nice to your father.
Twow: FUCK HIM. HE SAID I WAS AN ACCIDENT
WE BROKE EVERYTHING.
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WE'RE THE FUCKIN' GREATEST. NOW HELP ME HARASS TWOW.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Okay, where can I find this card game, and can I play?
1535343 I would also like to know the answers to these questions.
Well DAMN! Those are some funny ass answers. I want to know if there can be a free access to this game, and I think the furry and MLP decks presented here are hilarious
1535343 1535369 This is the site. And this really is a "me, No_M and twow" thing, so no, we won't be allowing anyone else into our weekly games. If I have games out of nowhere in the middle of the week, though, it should be fine.
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When the servers aren't mucking up, Cards Against Humanity can be played online right over here:
http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp
Have fun~~~
1535385 Fair enough.