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nocturnalmelodies


People like grapes. I am a people, so therefore I like grapes. Also cats.

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  • 533 weeks
    Parting Words

    "Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going."
    Agent David Rossi
    (Criminal Minds: The Slave of Duty (#5.10) (2009))

    I've been watching a lot of Criminal Minds lately. It's been one of my favorite shows for a few years now. One of my favorite things about it is the opening and closing quotes they have for almost every episode.

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  • 542 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eleventh

    twow: Rachel. Hey Rachel. Raachel. RachelRachelRachel. Guess what?
    Me: What twow.
    twow: YOU'RE GINGER.

    twow 90% fo the time: I HAVE TWO POINTS.

    twow while laughing maniaclly: Fallen. Fallen I have to tell you somehthing.
    Prime: What.
    twow: *whispering* you're not ginger...

    twow: Rachel, I have so many others I wanna play and they all revolve around Futaloo.

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  • 545 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Ninth and Tenth

    Oh, by the way, "Alex" is Prime's brother.

    Last Week's that I was too tired to post:

    Prime: why would you stand up?
    Me: Because I like the use of my legs
    Prime: Legs are overrated
    Me: You're overrated.

    Alex: Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

    Me: LIsten twow. If you want to get involved wiht Futaloo, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of STD's.

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  • 547 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eighth

    twow: I literally don't know which one to pick

    twow: (talking, lots of background noise)
    Me: Twow, I don't know what you actually said, but all I heard was "I have herpes"

    twow: All hail Futaloo.
    Me: PRAISE THE BOP-IT
    twow: A Bob-it with Futaloo on it.
    twow: ...
    twow: Want.
    Me: THE PULL IT PIECE IS SHAPED LIKE A HORSE COCK.
    Me: TWOW WHAT HAVE WE DONE.

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  • 548 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Seventh

    I never thought I'd be comfortable with Futaloo, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.
    (TWOW LOSES HIS SHIT)

    You haven't truly lived until you've experienced Futaloo and Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy at the same time.

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Nov
24th
2013

Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Ninth and Tenth · 4:57am Nov 24th, 2013

Oh, by the way, "Alex" is Prime's brother.

Last Week's that I was too tired to post:

Prime: why would you stand up?
Me: Because I like the use of my legs
Prime: Legs are overrated
Me: You're overrated.

Alex: Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

Me: LIsten twow. If you want to get involved wiht Futaloo, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of STD's.

Alex: Have you ever killed yourself?
Prime: Twenty times.
Alex: Do it harder.

AND THIS WEEK'S 10 CAH EVENT AND BOY WAS IT A DOOZY.
So Prime, twow, and I decided that tonight we'd just play with the Furry and MLP decks so we could be as dirty as possible and so we could find the Futaloo card again. We literally have not found it in forever. There were some problems with the servers though. Our games kept timing out. Twow found Futaloo in our first game, but it timed out before he could use it. We weren't able to find it at all for the rest of the night.

At any rate, tonight's shenanigans.

Alex: Because your phone is black
Twow: EXCUSE ME SIR.

Me: Hi Alex
Alex: SCREECHING

Twow: I'm in a race, so that might slow me down a little bit

Prime: You gonna play a card?
Me: I'm playing a card shut up your dumb face

Twow: Oooooooh you guys are so s'not

Twow: Uuuum, You're black.

Prime after literally every hand: WHELP.

Me: I can bring you home and show you to my mom and tell her "this is twow"
Twow: Are we dating now, did I miss something?
Me: No, it's more of a pet kind of thing?
Prime: WOAH WOAH WOAH, WAIT.
Twow: OUT OF BREATH LAUGHING
Prime: Is he your boyfriend, your adopted son, or your pet? Pick one because all three would be really awkward.

Me: Is your internet working?
Prime: YES. I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Prime: David Tennant
Twow: Fanboy squee of destiny

Me: Wait. Why is my mouse huge? Hang on guys I gotta fix that.
Twow: Laughs

Me: I just called My Little Pony a movie theater.
Twow: I'm gonna smack you.

(In regards to Celestia and Luna's parents)
Me: What if they froze them in stone and put them in a garden.
Twow: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?
Prime: King Sombra's the father and Chrysalis is the mother.
Twow: HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

Prime: STRAWBERRY MILK WATER.

Twow: Uh, Rachel? What do you do in your spare time?
Me: Sandwiches.

Me: Like twow's thing is black people, mine's just gonna be baby words.

Prime: I woulda picked the KKK.
Me: Aw, I was a "super soalker full of cat pee"
Prime: Well, because Celestia's WHITE.

Twow: It says 64 seconds. That's a lot of seconds.
Me: That's more than a minute.

Alex: Your feet are wet you were in the toilet.
Prime: No you don't understand, she actually does that.

(In reference to Prime)
Me: TWOW, be nice to your father.
Twow: FUCK HIM. HE SAID I WAS AN ACCIDENT

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Comments ( 10 )

WE BROKE EVERYTHING.

1535313
WE'RE THE FUCKIN' GREATEST. NOW HELP ME HARASS TWOW.

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

Okay, where can I find this card game, and can I play?

1535343 I would also like to know the answers to these questions.

Well DAMN! Those are some funny ass answers. I want to know if there can be a free access to this game, and I think the furry and MLP decks presented here are hilarious

1535343 1535369 This is the site. And this really is a "me, No_M and twow" thing, so no, we won't be allowing anyone else into our weekly games. If I have games out of nowhere in the middle of the week, though, it should be fine.

1535343>>1535369>>1535375
When the servers aren't mucking up, Cards Against Humanity can be played online right over here:
http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp

Have fun~~~

Comment posted by Burnasius deleted Nov 24th, 2013
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