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nocturnalmelodies

People like grapes. I am a people, so therefore I like grapes. Also cats.

nocturnalmelodies Joined 30th Jul, 2012 · Offline

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  • 533 weeks
    Parting Words

    "Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going."
    Agent David Rossi
    (Criminal Minds: The Slave of Duty (#5.10) (2009))

    I've been watching a lot of Criminal Minds lately. It's been one of my favorite shows for a few years now. One of my favorite things about it is the opening and closing quotes they have for almost every episode.

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  • 542 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eleventh

    twow: Rachel. Hey Rachel. Raachel. RachelRachelRachel. Guess what?
    Me: What twow.
    twow: YOU'RE GINGER.

    twow 90% fo the time: I HAVE TWO POINTS.

    twow while laughing maniaclly: Fallen. Fallen I have to tell you somehthing.
    Prime: What.
    twow: *whispering* you're not ginger...

    twow: Rachel, I have so many others I wanna play and they all revolve around Futaloo.

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    9 comments · 696 views

  • 545 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Ninth and Tenth

    Oh, by the way, "Alex" is Prime's brother.

    Last Week's that I was too tired to post:

    Prime: why would you stand up?
    Me: Because I like the use of my legs
    Prime: Legs are overrated
    Me: You're overrated.

    Alex: Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

    Me: LIsten twow. If you want to get involved wiht Futaloo, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of STD's.

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    10 comments · 751 views

  • 547 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eighth

    twow: I literally don't know which one to pick

    twow: (talking, lots of background noise)
    Me: Twow, I don't know what you actually said, but all I heard was "I have herpes"

    twow: All hail Futaloo.
    Me: PRAISE THE BOP-IT
    twow: A Bob-it with Futaloo on it.
    twow: ...
    twow: Want.
    Me: THE PULL IT PIECE IS SHAPED LIKE A HORSE COCK.
    Me: TWOW WHAT HAVE WE DONE.

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    7 comments · 636 views

  • 548 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Seventh

    I never thought I'd be comfortable with Futaloo, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.
    (TWOW LOSES HIS SHIT)

    You haven't truly lived until you've experienced Futaloo and Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy at the same time.

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Oct
13th
2013

Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Fifth · 5:59am Oct 13th, 2013

WE'RE AT IT AGAIN FOLKS. TWOW POSTED ANOTHER NSFW BLOG AND I COLLECTED QUOTES AND A ROUND OF CARDS.

Me: Erik, I literally cannot understand a word your saying because of everything going on in the back of twow.
Twow: I'm sorry, black people.

Me: I've been too busy grinding my pokemon for levels.

Chris: A Tit-eken if you will?

Erik: Jesus, I'm coming, keep your pants on
(everyone loses their shit)

"The real reason I got into the fandom? ____?"
Me: Futaloo
(twow giggles furiously)

???: Why is that a card?
Me: Why is Futaloo card?
Prime: Why is "Sweetie Belle's Virgin Marshmallow Pussy" a card!?
ME & ERIK: HE SAID IT. HE SAID IT OUT LOUD.

Erik: I'm not crying, I'm killing baby goats.

twow: what happened?
Prime: Ghetto-ass poodles happened



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Fallen Prime
Fallen Prime #1 · Oct 13th, 2013 · · ·
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GAAAAAAAAH, FUCK! FUCKING BUTTS!

Type_Writer
Type_Writer #3 · Oct 13th, 2013 · · ·
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Is that last one a Biggirpall reference?

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