I know I'm not very active on this site, but I need to get these thoughts out of my head. Forgive me for how angsty it is. I'm tired, and very upset right now.

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LET ME TELL YOU.

FUCKING ANIMES.

I DECIDED TO START WATCHING SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN (ATTACK ON TITAN) ABOUT A WEEK AGO. LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY OF MY DESCENT INTO MADNESS.

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TWOW POSTED MORE PORN TONIGHT BECAUSE OF US.
I'M SO SORRY.
GODDAMNIT TWOW.

No_M: We'll always have Futaloo
twow: RACHEL THAT'S MY LINE.

Prime: Leave it to the black guy to make a color comment.

twow: Is he white?
Erik: Yes.
twow: Well that explains it. Black people can't write robots for shit.

Prime: twow, we're only marginally whiter than you.

twow: Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to Futaloo.

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Well. Twow, Prime, and I played Cards Against Humanity together yesterday and tonight. And last night was just FUTALOO EVERYWHERE SAVE US.
But I recorded some other shenanigans that happened tonight. This will continue to happen, so I might as well make this a blog series.
At any rate, CAH Shenanigans:

Twow:
-Don't judge me I'm black.
-I burn down the white house because it's not black
-Only two things in life are certain: death and Futaloo
-PRAISE THE BOP-IT!

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"It’s time. It’s finally time to put this to rest.

You all know that I’ve been trying my hardest to finish this story, almost failing twice. Truthfully, I’m surprised that I was able to get this far.

I’d say that in all, this was a bit of a success. I’ve been able to face my past with a bit more determination now. Don’t get me wrong, it still hurts like a bitch, but I’ve got my friends and a strong (albeit insane) mind. I’m sure that I can hold on.

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HIATUS IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M SO TIRED. HERE. HAVE A COMIC.

I’m coloring these a bit differently because there are so many from this riff. I’ll resume super colored ones after the marathon riff.

PONIES. (RARITY HAS THE DARKER PURPLE TEXT, THE LIGHTER ONE’S TWILIGHT.)

I’M TIRED.

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But I guess that's why I don't feel bad doing it right now? I dunno, but just lemme ramble.

First off, an announcement:
Riff comics will update less often than before, and probably more sporadically. I'm going to be taking my sweet time with the next, oh I don't know, fifteen or so comics from the marathon because good god so many ponies.

(If you don't want to see me vent and stuff, you can just skip to the bottom for a doodle)

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I was lurking on the /write/ Skype chat tonight, and saw twow was having a really, REALLY bad night, so I drew a sleeping Fluttershy for him.
I know we rarely talk, but I hope you feel better~

And with that, I’ve finished up the comics for Pinkie Pie’s Fishing Adventure. I move onto the “Fifth Riff Masochistic Marathon” next time.
Oh joy. Six ponies in one setting, plus cameos here and there. These are gonna take some time...

ALSO: I'M GONNA GET TO MEET PEOPLE FROM ROOSTER TEETH THIS WEEKEND AT PAX EAST. I'M SO EXCITED.

Prime, I swear to piss if we don't have / you're not at group again this week I'm going to punch you in the goddamn face the next time I see you.