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nocturnalmelodies


People like grapes. I am a people, so therefore I like grapes. Also cats.

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  • 535 weeks
    Parting Words

    "Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going."
    Agent David Rossi
    (Criminal Minds: The Slave of Duty (#5.10) (2009))

    I've been watching a lot of Criminal Minds lately. It's been one of my favorite shows for a few years now. One of my favorite things about it is the opening and closing quotes they have for almost every episode.

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  • 544 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eleventh

    twow: Rachel. Hey Rachel. Raachel. RachelRachelRachel. Guess what?
    Me: What twow.
    twow: YOU'RE GINGER.

    twow 90% fo the time: I HAVE TWO POINTS.

    twow while laughing maniaclly: Fallen. Fallen I have to tell you somehthing.
    Prime: What.
    twow: *whispering* you're not ginger...

    twow: Rachel, I have so many others I wanna play and they all revolve around Futaloo.

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  • 547 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Ninth and Tenth

    Oh, by the way, "Alex" is Prime's brother.

    Last Week's that I was too tired to post:

    Prime: why would you stand up?
    Me: Because I like the use of my legs
    Prime: Legs are overrated
    Me: You're overrated.

    Alex: Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

    Me: LIsten twow. If you want to get involved wiht Futaloo, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of STD's.

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  • 549 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eighth

    twow: I literally don't know which one to pick

    twow: (talking, lots of background noise)
    Me: Twow, I don't know what you actually said, but all I heard was "I have herpes"

    twow: All hail Futaloo.
    Me: PRAISE THE BOP-IT
    twow: A Bob-it with Futaloo on it.
    twow: ...
    twow: Want.
    Me: THE PULL IT PIECE IS SHAPED LIKE A HORSE COCK.
    Me: TWOW WHAT HAVE WE DONE.

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  • 550 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Seventh

    I never thought I'd be comfortable with Futaloo, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.
    (TWOW LOSES HIS SHIT)

    You haven't truly lived until you've experienced Futaloo and Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy at the same time.

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May
27th
2013

FP Riffs: Confetti Coated Lungs · 3:24am May 27th, 2013

HIATUS IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M SO TIRED. HERE. HAVE A COMIC.

I’m coloring these a bit differently because there are so many from this riff. I’ll resume super colored ones after the marathon riff.

PONIES. (RARITY HAS THE DARKER PURPLE TEXT, THE LIGHTER ONE’S TWILIGHT.)

I’M TIRED.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GODDAMNIT, THEY DON'T HAVE CUITE MARKS. I'LL FIX THAT SOMEDAY. NOT TODAY THOUGH.

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