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nocturnalmelodies

People like grapes. I am a people, so therefore I like grapes. Also cats.

nocturnalmelodies Joined 30th Jul, 2012 · Offline

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  • 533 weeks
    Parting Words

    "Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going."
    Agent David Rossi
    (Criminal Minds: The Slave of Duty (#5.10) (2009))

    I've been watching a lot of Criminal Minds lately. It's been one of my favorite shows for a few years now. One of my favorite things about it is the opening and closing quotes they have for almost every episode.

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    2 comments · 963 views

  • 542 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eleventh

    twow: Rachel. Hey Rachel. Raachel. RachelRachelRachel. Guess what?
    Me: What twow.
    twow: YOU'RE GINGER.

    twow 90% fo the time: I HAVE TWO POINTS.

    twow while laughing maniaclly: Fallen. Fallen I have to tell you somehthing.
    Prime: What.
    twow: *whispering* you're not ginger...

    twow: Rachel, I have so many others I wanna play and they all revolve around Futaloo.

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    9 comments · 696 views

  • 545 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Ninth and Tenth

    Oh, by the way, "Alex" is Prime's brother.

    Last Week's that I was too tired to post:

    Prime: why would you stand up?
    Me: Because I like the use of my legs
    Prime: Legs are overrated
    Me: You're overrated.

    Alex: Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.

    Me: LIsten twow. If you want to get involved wiht Futaloo, I won't stop you. Just steer clear of STD's.

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    10 comments · 751 views

  • 547 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Eighth

    twow: I literally don't know which one to pick

    twow: (talking, lots of background noise)
    Me: Twow, I don't know what you actually said, but all I heard was "I have herpes"

    twow: All hail Futaloo.
    Me: PRAISE THE BOP-IT
    twow: A Bob-it with Futaloo on it.
    twow: ...
    twow: Want.
    Me: THE PULL IT PIECE IS SHAPED LIKE A HORSE COCK.
    Me: TWOW WHAT HAVE WE DONE.

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    7 comments · 636 views

  • 548 weeks
    Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Seventh

    I never thought I'd be comfortable with Futaloo, but now it's pretty much the only thing I masturbate to.
    (TWOW LOSES HIS SHIT)

    You haven't truly lived until you've experienced Futaloo and Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy at the same time.

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    3 comments · 537 views
Oct
27th
2013

Cards Against Humanity Shenanigans The Sixth · 4:09am Oct 27th, 2013

I never felt more accomplished than when I realized I could fit "Futaloo" up my ass

Me: What's harem? Nevermind I'll just Google it.

Prime: Twow, don't break the site. And I don't mean just FimFiction. Don't break the internet.

Twow: They are telling me to look up blue waffles.

Me: Ummm, what? Why is Fluttershy a burrito?

Me: Pixaleted Bukkake
Twow: Is that your fettish Rachel?
Me: (swallowing powerade) Gaughah, ah-- No.

Twow: No one's too rich and busy for Futaloo

Twow: I like salad.
Me: I like salad too...
(jabbering)
Me: NO WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING I HATE SALAD.





I HAVE POWERADE AGAIN.

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Comments ( 6 )
Fallen Prime
Fallen Prime #1 · Oct 27th, 2013 · · ·
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GODDAMMIT ROSS RACHEL!

twow443
twow443 #2 · Oct 27th, 2013 · · ·
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I HAVEN"T FORGOTTEN THAT MEATSPIN!

nocturnalmelodies
nocturnalmelodies #3 · Oct 27th, 2013 · · ·
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1457134
MAKE YOUR COMMENTS MORE CREATIVE YOU SAID THE SAME THING TO TWOW. I'M DIVORCING YOU AND TAKING FULL CUSTODY OF OUR SON.
I'M TOO TIRED FOR THIS.

twow443
twow443 #4 · Oct 27th, 2013 · · ·
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1457139 I NEED YOU BOTH.

nocturnalmelodies
nocturnalmelodies #5 · Oct 27th, 2013 · · ·
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1457150
YOUR FATHER AND WILL WORK THINGS OUT. WE BOTH LOVE YOU TOO MUCH SON.


CATS.
CATS ARE ENTERTAING

Jonathon Smythe
Jonathon Smythe #6 · Oct 27th, 2013 · · ·
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WHY ARE YOU YELLING! WAIT... WHY AM I YELLING!? WHY IS TWOW CURIOUS!? AHHHH

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