"And so, Mr EasterBunny, I'm writing to you today about ponies..." said the letter, rather menacingly.

Santa had already fallen to the indomitable will of this dangerous child. Now The Easter Bunny's life was on the line, should be be unable to provide what was asked, and he dared not think of how he would meet his end.

He had never been to the land of ponies and rainbows before, but how hard could it to be to simply snag one?

Eridium is a strange element. The Planet of Pandora is seemingly rife with the stuff, and it's strange properties are exploited on a constant basis by vault hunters and savages alike.

Few expect, however, for there to be another world possessing this element. And what's more, few would expect that world to be inhabited by the kind of sugar-coated sickly sweet environment and inhabitants that would make a stoic and solid combatant lose his lunch.

Eridium does strange things when used by those with access to technology. But how would it react to magic?

RATED TEEN PURELY FOR ADULT LANGUAGE. NO CLOP AND GORE IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY.

In the Magical lands of Horsepun, two stallions have arrived in Ponyville under somewhat suspicious circumstances. They bear names and cutiemarks that seem to have no relevance to their destinies, which themselves do not appear to be very straight-forward at all. Plus, save for six specific mares, the rural town of Ponyville has generally been an earth-pony town. Though it has a small pegasus population due to it's local weather team, pegasi arriving by land is enough to draw attention. They won't mention where they're from, or what they plan to do in Ponyville. They only seem to say that they are "looking around".

Only adding to the curiosity, they seem to know more about the local townsfolk than they are letting on.

THE AWESOME COVERART SCENE WAS DRAWN BY THE WONDERFUL DINGOTK OVER AT DEVIANTART
DINGOTK

Rusty Servbot is no longer going to be involved. He has moved onto bigger and better things than ponafoctiun

THE TALE IS NOW COMPLETELY UNDER MY CONTROL ONCE MORE AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAIT NO IM NOT SURE I WANTED THAT

The Meta-joke is that meta-jokes aren't funny - RustyServbot