People are still adding my really fucked up janky-ass little meta-jokes-and-selfinsert story
People are still READING it

Jeysis

I dont know what's more astounding
That, or the fact that I'm back here in the first place, seriously contemplating trying to write something ever again

I have been a very miserable and lazy fucker boy lemme tell ya

I am NOT announcing "I'M BACK BABY!"
I AM posting "oh hey I remember this place lemme just sit right down in this old chair of mine hey cool my desk is still here haha I might just stick around this time who knows"

Hi

AUGH

Ok so my problem here is, I so want to, SO WANT to talk about what my various little plans are and what's going to go down in these stories because I want like, throw these ideas to the guantlet of public opinion and see if they come out ok, and worthy of story material.

But I dont want to spoil things and ruin the very point of enjoying a story in a narrative order.

So my problem is I want to like, divulge all this cool and neat stuff that y'all might really like but I CAN'T

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No don't be silly

I want to write another stupid story
I want it to be mashed up (Won't call it an actual crossover because that implies some level of respect given to both sources and as such this will be more of a forceful thrusting together) with Invader Zim

But here I am at a quandry.
I posited the silly and standard format of Zim goes to horsepunland and shenanigans happen
Rusty however, posited an interesting angle.

What if Twinkle Sprinkle was the invader?

SOH

IDUNNO WHAT TO CHOOSE

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Commenting now is even stranger than it was.

I see my own face there, covered in belts and shite.

Why did I do that.

(Hint: The answer is Alcohol)

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NO

IT WILL NOT DIE

I just have no idea of how exactly I'm supposed to go about continuing. I am working at it piecemeal and rest assured, to any of you who wish to see more: You will. Just be patient.

I cannot consider myself a genuine writer, nor do I feel I have the ability to become one at this time.

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THE REASON THERE HAS NOT BEEN AN UPDATE ON MYLITTLEFUCKWITS:

We're stuck. Both me and Servbot are effectively stuck with what to do with the next chapter. Dontaskforcookie has been helpful in allowing us to brainstorm some, so we've managed cobble together some pieces that we think we will use in the chapter, so it's not dead. We're just trying to work out how to jigsaw what we have into a narrative.

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LOL TRYING TO MAKE ACTUAL ADVENTURE HAPPEN NOW

How do you make plot happen
I don't know
include macguffins maybe

At this point, see to first blog post to gain an understanding of where we're going with the story.
We intend to stay on the straight&narrow path of oblivious stupidity and attempting funnies.

THAT BEING SAID:
I am officially opening the gates to anyone who is interested to attempt to become involved in the story's creation process.

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