Lemon woke up with a start. Something was amiss.
Or maybe he was still taped to the wall.
He began to struggle against the tape and eventually, in a much more descriptive manner (Man, im such a good writer), freed himself, much to his enjoyment.
Not so much to his enjoyment, however, he fell face first onto the floor.
Fully awakened by his fall, Lemon stepped out into the castle to-
"I CANT WAIT TO BE A USELESS PEICE OF SHIT ALL DAY AND STUDY ALL THESE MIRRORS!"
Lemon paused. Did he just hear what he-
"OH FUCK, NOW IM FALLING DOWN THESE CRYSTAL STAIRS."
Lemon turned his head to see Princess Cadence, endlessly falling down a crystal staircase. Meanwhile in the corner of the room, Sombra was furiously fapping to the fall.
Like, I dont think you understand how furious this is. He should be getting friction burns from the sheer speed of this.
Wait is-
"OH JEZUZ, HE'S INTENSIFYING!" Yelled Zegram in a Sailor Suit, who randomly appeared next to Lemon.
"Wha-" began Lemon, but was once again cut-off by the author.
Yes, it appeared that King Samba was intensifying, his sombrero tilted on his head and his maracas shaking so fast they failed to produce sound. Holes were beginning to open in reality. That was because King Samba was...
QUANTAM FAPPING THROUGH THE 9TH DIMENSION!
Lemon stood there stunned and confused. Luckily both status effects wore off within 8 seconds, due to the armor he wore, which gave resistance to that kind of thing.
Lemon was starting to get a little irritated. "Can someone explain whats goi-"
No.
"But I just wa-"
Nuh-uh.
"STOP INTERUPTING-"
MAKE ME NERD, IM THE NARRATOR I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. YOU CANT EVEN REPLACE ME WITH THE GUY FROM EARTHWORM JIM OR AN INTERN BECAUSE YOU TWO CANT PAY TO HIRE ONE HAHAHA.
Lemon was at the end of his rope at this point. He needed to go down to the whole-sale crystal rope outlet downtown. And so he and his bitches went.
Sudden scene change is quite a startling occurance indeed.
"OH FUCKING CHRIST WHAT" Said Lemon in a pimp outfit. Looking around he noticed the Whole-sale crystal rope outlet.
"oh well, might as well buy some bondage gear." said Lemon trotting up to the whole-sale crystal rope outlet. Inside the whole-sale crystal rope outlet however, was not crystal rope being sold in a whole-sale crystal rope outlet. It was Cadence. In a sailor suit.
"Oh hi, Lemon." said Cadence. In a sailor suit.
"Hello, your majesty, hey you, you wouldnt happen to know what the hell is going on here would you?" asked Lemon with a hint of some emotion I cant think of right now.
"Oh just the the usual. Oh and about you buying bondage gear? I-I dont think so." Said Cadence, calmy.
Lemon looked about with unease. "Oh yeah? and why is this?"
Cadence beamed. "Well you see, I am A GAINT ROBOOOOOOOOOT!" yelled Cadence as she morphed into a pink colored Liberty Prime.
BOSS ENCOUNTER: FRIENDSHIP PRIME
Oh, exasperation! That was the emotion I was thinking of. Yeah.
"What." said Lemon, who couldnt can so hard that his toucan based cutie mark had flown away.
Unfortunantly, the activation of Friendship Prime had destroyed most of the whole-sale crystal rope outlet, which was sad because alot of ponies really liked the whole-sale crystal rope outlet, mostly due to the fact that the whole-sale crystal rope outlet was the only place you could buy quality crystal rope, but that IS to be expected of a whole-sale crystal rope outlet.
Lemon looked up at Friendship Prime and with a mighty bellow he exclaimed!
"Fuck this, im going back to the castle." and so he walked valiently back towards the castle.
With no one to fight, Friendship Prime went about its primary directive of destorying communists. Which was the entirety of the crystal empire. Well except for the whole-sale crystal rope outlet. Dont ask how it works.
Back at Castle Hayskull (I feel sick to my stomach after making that pun), Princess Lemon sat upon his golden throne/toilet/text-to-speech machine, along side the royal consort, Zegram. Who was wearing a Sailor suit. For this joke however, assume that this time its a Sailor Suit from the anime Sailor Moon. I'll even let you pick which one you want it to be!
Lemon sighed. "Zegram, what the fuck is going on?"
"เ ςคภ รєє tђє ร๏ยภ๔ร tђคt קє๏קl÷ֳ ֳקאְєֳ ף₪кє." said Zegram through his anti-matter hole.
Lemon thought for a moment. "Luna, can I wake up now?"
"W-wha? OH YES, My apoligies I got distracted by whatever this... is." said Princess Luna through the dream world.
"Thank you." said Lemon.
And then Lemon woke up.
Fuckin' party pooper.