Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Between Discord and Harmony, Chaos and Hope... I'm the idoit stuck keeping it in balance... ughhhhhh... oh! Have a good day!

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Too much to write; too little time

Hello everypony,this is your friendly every day earth pony. I run a general store outside of Ponyville's orchards,and ill happily help any pony in need

I'm a 15 year old jackass

Feathers on a goat! The Timberwolves are a howlin! Oh no, wait... that's just writer's block. Hold up, that's even worse!

Roses are red, violets are blue. That was a comma splice, this one is too.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

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I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?