I type stories using my hands

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.