It's a known fact that the ponies have the ability to control the weather. The forecast for today: aluminum overcast with heavy showers of bombs.

When Twilight's home is destroyed, she must find somewhere else to stay until her new residence is put in order.

She didn't know just how hard something that simple could be.
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Alternate Description:
When our hero's house is destroyed, they must find a way to cope with the loss, leading them to try and stay with their zany pink friend and slightly uptight companion in an effort to stay as close to home.

When a great evil threatens Equestria and the box is seemingly the only answer, they will discover how far the meaning of harmony can go.

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Written before finale aired. Not speculation; a random idea. Does not have much to do with the finale. No part of the story was touched after the finale; it is left as-is when it was written prior.

"Wait, do the... what do you mean—wait—where—is this—no... no! This is the description! You're actually serious?! Uh, describe the story, describe the story. Hey! Isn't this your job?!"

<No. Not anymore. First person narration, right?>

"Ugh! I'm such a lazy ass! The description?! You're making me do the description?! I don't believe—"

<Stop. You're wasting space right now. So think or say something constructive. You know the—>

"Yeah, yeah, I know the drill. I can't believe this... doing your job for you...

So! Apparently, I've been yanked from Earth by some cosmic... entity... thing... that's supposedly a great threat. In the middle of getting dimensionally yanked from my home, the universe... or something... was able to step in and knock me somewhere else, instead of being consumed. That somewhere else happens to be Equestria.

Then it turns out that that's just a giant excuse plot for me to send myself into Equestria! Because God, or Celestia considering the circumstances, knows how long I've procrast—

<Really? Okay, you know what—back to the narrative for you.>

"—Wait, wh—"

Three adventurous Crusaders, a sled, and a 'small' mountain covered in snow.

... But what else is there to give a fright?

On this Nightmare Night, Applejack finds out that the Everfree Forest is more than what you can see, and that sight can be unreliable.
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Happy Nightmare Night everyone...

Dust. It covers things in disuse, things left in inattention.

A pegasus finds her skills dusty. But dusting off older works, she finds that perhaps they were better than she remembers as well.

In Equestria, no one dares to sleep... Lest they be asleep for eternity...

Because America/Amareica. Happy Independence Day to those in the US.

It's our finale... or is it?

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The proper way to break through writer's block, mock the end of the world, and feel stupid along the way... I can't believe I actually wrote this.