This is fiction. But it is based...

Nuts.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.