pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

loves tiaras.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).