My little universal monsters

by Everyday We Shufflin

You are interested in the unknown?

So there is this castle. And this particular castle is all creepy and stuff and it looks fake and lightning is striking just at the right time. So anyway inside this castle there is this empty room which is empty except for a crooked picture and a weird window. But anyway I'm getting off track, in this empty room there is a coffin and this coffin opens up and reveals a colt from one of my completely different fanfics "Ross Pit: shark hunter" And he says and I quote

"Really. Your parodying Ed Wood? Was "Night Of The Ghouls" even by Universal?"

Uuuuuuum. I don't think so.

"Oh yeah! Why are we even parodying him anyway?"

Because I thought it would be funny.

"Y'know what! I'm outta here!" Ross shouted jumping out of the coffin. "You'll probably be considered the Ed Wood of Fanfics anyway so why am I even in here?"

Ah but you forget! I'm the narrator!

Ross gets punched in the face by an invisible force "OW!" He got hurt. Ross then continues to get thrown around the room making the walls wobble like their fake or something. And he continues to say "Ow."

Take that! And that!

"Alright I'll do it!" Ross shouted a few of his teeth were knocked out and he had a few scars.

Now then where was I? Blah blah blah, fake lightning, window, Ah! Here it is!

Completely different fanfics and he says, And I quote!

"I am Ross Pit: Shark Hunter!" Ross Pit said "For many years I have told you the almost unbelievable. Related to the unreal, and showed it to be more then fact. Now I tell you a tale of a threshold of ponies, So astounding that some of you may faint! This is the story of those in Ponyville! Once ponies! Now monsters! In a world between the living and the dead! Monsters to be pity! Monsters to be despised! This is the story of the My Little Pony Universal Monsters!" Ross Pit finished it off with: "Now I'm outta here!"

Now I promise you it doesn't get more random then this.

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A strike of lightning outside the castle and we immediately start the credts

Fimfiction
presents

"MY LITTLE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS"

By Everyday We Shufflin

An homage to classic Universal films such as
Dracula and The Invisible Man

A ALL OF YOU WILL BOW production

Produced by That Pony With The Glasses

Copyright and some other useless shit by HASBRO and Universal corporation

Associate producer
Ross Pit: Shark Hunter

Art Director No One

Supervision Fic editor
Narrator

Directed
by
Everyday We Shufflin

The Players

Twilight Sparkle..........Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparklestien..........Twilight Sparkle
The Wolmare..........Rarity
The Creature From The Slightly Darkened Apple Farm..........Applejack
Fritz..........Spike
Fluttermonster..........Fluttershy
Rainbow Dashula..........Rainbow Dash
The Invisible Derpy..........Derpy Hooves
Pinkie Helsing..........Pinkie Pie

It fades to Ponyville and is in all black and white.

"I don't know Twilight." Said Spike coming down from a ladder to fetch a book called: How to read by Bud Costello "Doesn't it seem a bit odd that all princesses are Alicorns?"

"Don't be silly Spike." Twilight(who is now an Alicorn) said patting Spike on the head. "Everyone knows it's just a odd coincidence. Alicorns hail from Alicornya. Or if your like me and is pushed into becoming an Alicorn by your non-free will."

"Either way it's stupid!" Spike gave Twilight the book and she gave it to Dinky Hooves.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. They all stopped dead in their tracks and look at the door. Twilight walks slowly and carefully up to the door. Well to make a long story short to late she takes like five hours to open it when!

"SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR ALICORN PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!" A blond grey wall eyed Pegasus shouted. "Hi Dinky. Did you get the book I wanted?"

"You didn't have to scare us out of our minds Derpy!" Spike Yelled.

"I just knocked on the door." Derpy said.

"Like a maniac!" Twilight snorted

"Whatever here is your mail." Derpy dropped the box and left, Dinky followed her mommah.

"Hm. Whats in this?" Twilight asked opening up to reveal a book called Universal monsters by Noogal Kcalb Eht Morf Ymmum Nam flow Neisneknaf Alucard Nac Uoy Yllaer Eb Taht Diputs. Or Dr. acula for short.

"Universal Classic monsters?" Spike said. That was also the name of the book just for those who would be like me. "Who sent it?"

"It says it's Lou Abbott who sent it."

"Weeeeeeird."

"Ooh!" Twilight ooh'd in excitement "It says there is at spell a the end of this!"

"It looks rather simple but it doesn't tell me what it does." Twilight said ignoring the painfully obvious. "But it says it needs 5 ponies to do the spell on."

"Well time for us to get the team together. And by "Us" I mean you. and by the team I mean everypony except Pikie Pie." Pinkie Pie was out of town for the week helping her family with the rock farm because a giant rock slide came down on them.
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Twilight and Spike went to Rarity's house first.

"Rarity!" Twilight said opening the door.

"Oh hello Twilight how are you on this fine evening?" Rarity asked

"We are doing fine, I just came by to ask you if you wanted to be part of a spell." Twilight said.

"Oh of course dear. I would be delighted. I shall come as soon as the store closes."
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Next they wen't to Applejack's barn

"Howdy there Twilah." Applejack said carrying an apple kart behind her back.

"Hi Applejack. I was wondering if you would be part of a spell I am doing?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah sure. But ah gotta buck the rest of these Apple tree's first."

"That's fine." Twilight smiles and flew toward Rainbow Dash's house
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You just read where she was flying off to.

She knocked on the door and Rainbow Dash opened it. "Hey Twi whats u-"
"Your going to be apart of some spell that but I don't know what will happen to you." twilight then flew down.
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Twilight then walked over to her final destination.

"Fluttershy's cottage!" Twilight said with a smirk. Flying down and knocking on the door.

Fluttershy opened it "Hi Twilight. What do you wan't?"

"You wan't to be a part of a spell-" The door was shut on her face. "Well I guess I'll go ask Spike."

The end of chapter 1!

Comments

[Dianwei32]

No... just, no. Spelling and grammar issues abound, and having the narrator interact with the characters? That's the cardinal sin of storytelling.

Thank you for playing. Go directly to jail, do not pass "Go", do not collect $200.

[Scribblestick]

there is this empty room which is empty

Ross gets punched in the face by an invisible force "OW!" He got hurt.

Completely different fanfics and he says, And I quote!
"I am Ross Pit: Shark Hunter!" Ross Pit said

Hmm, something seems repetitive here...

a threshold of ponies

What does that even mean?

[Everyday We Shufflin]

2414989 He was just interacting with Ross Pit and that's Ross's character he breaks the 4th wall, I didn't play jack shit with you, and I do agree my spelling is downright awful and, What the fuck am I doing? Telling people the same thing they know over and over again! Y'know what! Fine you think you can do a better homage? If you do, Game on then!

[Everyday We Shufflin]

2415394 I don't know I was copying the opening speech from Night Of The Ghouls!

[Super_Big_Mac]

2415407 We need Cricket and Cousin Frank all up in this biz.

[Everyday We Shufflin]

2415425 Yep. But who knows where they are?

[Super_Big_Mac]

2415449 Well, they aren't in Jar anymore, he's full of Dirt these days.

[Everyday We Shufflin]

2415465 Were are they now?

[Dianwei32]

2415400 I would like to apologize. In retrospect, I was overly harsh in my original comment. You just happened to hit on two of my biggest pet peeves (spelling/grammar and non-Pinkie fourth wall breaking) within the first few paragraphs.

I still don't like the story, but there's no need to throw you in jail over it.

[Everyday We Shufflin]

2421987 Yeah, but it was only made for the Universal monster lovers. And, oooh no! Your not getting out of this one! YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER! I have to go through shit! Hours and hours of shit! Watching all the movies over and over again! trying to deal with 2 whiny little brothers and a older sister who doesn't care about anything! Yeah who cares about my problems? The point is, YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?!!!!!

[Dianwei32]

2422076 Um... you don't have to go through anything, you are choosing to in writing the story. Hell, you could probably write the story and still not have to watch the movies over and over. You can find any information/pictures you need on the internet, without having to watch the movies for hours.

Do I think I can do better? No, I know I can do better. The thing is, I don't want to because I'm already juggling two stories and the premise does not interest me at all.

Now, good day to you, sir.

[Everyday We Shufflin]

2424324 Why do I talk to people?

[Dianwei32]

2424904 I'm confused about which part of my comment prompted that response.

[Everyday We Shufflin]

2425921 It's not just you it's everyone. I almost never make a story withought someone coming in and making me feel like a complete asshat and that should get off Finfiction and not make anymore stories.

[Everyday We Shufflin]

2425921 In retrospective, I was being kinda a dick, and I apologies.