• Member Since 10th Jan, 2013
  • offline last seen Feb 22nd, 2013

ibebojack


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I like it.

"Apples and apple accessories"
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I detect Toy Story and Lonely Island references, but I might be wrong. Either way, this is brilliant :rainbowlaugh:

"The Beast (TM)" you are the ultimate bro

This made me lol hard. At apples and apple accessories, I lost it. You sir are fucking incredible.

You don't know how, you don't know why, but on this day you have a great need. A need to put your dick in a horse. Congratulations. Please select your target, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Best freakin' quote ever. (and it's pretty much my opinion were I in this situation) :twilightsmile:

"So, you want to go at it like rabbits?"

The comady in this story is some of the best I've seen on FIMFiction. God damn, Apples and apple accesories, that is CLASSIC!!! :rainbowlaugh:

Whooo, great stuff!

"She's wetter than Japan during the tsunami." Now that's comedy! That and "unleashing the Beast". I laughed at that.

"Shhh... no words now." You pull off your pants. "Only sex."

This is pretty much my life in a nutshell.

So, ahem, anyway... I thought I was mature enough to not find this funny, but it turns out that wasn’t true. You’ve elicited giggling from me, and now I have a boner. I’d say that’s all I really ever asked for.

From start to finish I couldn't stop laughing. Great story.

THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL im not done reading it and i cannot contain my laughter. You sir are hilarious

I couldn't clop because I was too busy laughing.
"Shh... No words now. Only sex." :rainbowlaugh:

I laughed a bunch, so I enjoyed it. But now I'm hungry and need to go home. Good night an-
aaaah these DAMNED FLIES! :flutterrage:

It's not true that you should never stick your dick in crazy. Sticking your dick in crazy can be fun, educational, even enlightening. The thing to avoid, though, the one thing you never, ever do, is let crazy know where you live.

But... you! Me! Dick give receive yes!

BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD XD,
GODSPEED YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD :moustache:

OMFG THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST STORY I HAVE EVER READ! I'M DYING RIGHT NOW LOL :rainbowlaugh:
Well done! 10/10 :pinkiehappy::raritywink:😎👍

hilarious and most excellent.

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