This is what I mean when I said I wanted to write a story that doesn't have to worry about continuity. See, prior to Tales of Ponyville, Cheerilee doesn't know that Trixie is a virgin and is opposed to sex. Post Tales of Ponyville, there's no way she'd make this mistake.
Here? I don't have to worry about that not making sense.
As bizarre as this sounds....I'm feeling kinda supportive of Trixie in this. It's her body, it's her choice--leave her alone if she wants to be. That said, if she has dreams of Luna AND Twilight in it...YIKES. She doesn't have a chance.
I dont know if I've guessed something that I shouldn't have but is the unread message from Luna in the Hat important? Maybe something like
'I'm not happy with your decission but it you really want to attached is a spell which stops a mare's heat, I dont like giving it out as I don't consider it natural but if you really dont like your body use it so government can continue in Ponyville'
Then Trixie only reads is at the end of the week of hell and promptly explodes.
...and I am not surprised that she can pick locks, or that she has a smut collection and a dildo collection. Personally, I'm curious at what stuff she left behind......
With her bathroom out of commission, her only option for cleaning herself off was now to simply fill a bowel with warm water and do it in her backyard. And then destroy the bowel.
Um, I really hope you meant "bowl" here. Or have a good explanation for why Trixie has a bunch of disembodied colons on hoof.
That aside, an amusing chapter, but it doesn't feel like much happened. Still, looking forward to more.
Well, not too much happened here, but it was incredibly silly and shameless nonetheless.
The opening dream was the funniest scene in the fic so far, with only the Twilight scene from the last chapter providing any serious competition. Trixie's own thoughts on the Court as little more than a bunch of backstabbing sociopaths was actually fairly close to my own thoughts, and the following orgy was hilarious. As for the threesome with Luna and Twilight...pure, sick hilarity.
Cheerilee's part was a bit of a letdown compared to what came before. It's mostly the basic string of sex paraphernalia jokes, and while they were a little amusing in a vulgar way, I honestly thought the sex lecture joke from "Tales" worked much better. And I'm guessing Trixie'll be taking a look into that book before the end...
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1510910 Choices or not, she's going to have resolve this somehow before it gets out of hand. In all likelihood, she's either going to have resolve it herself, or her body might just go make her resolve it with someone else the way I see it.
Finally, some one knows that the greek alphabet had no "u".
...
...huh?
Oh, my spelling of Tartaros! Well, normally I don't mind spelling it Tartarus, but Twilight's pronounceation of it in that episode makes it pretty clear that it's supposed to be "tar-TAR-ohs" and not the more modern pronounceation of "TAR-ta-russ." So to help get that point across, I always spell it in the more Greek way.
Although to be fair, ancient Greek did have a U sound, made by the letter upsilon which made a "oo" sound (as in pool), however millennia of linguistical evolution have rendered upsilon as making an ee sound.
I would quote all of my favorite lines in this chapter, but it'd likely be an easier task to list all the parts that didn't have me in a small fit of laughter.
I mean seriously first there was night court orgy/rave. Then Cheerilee showing off some skills from her colorful past plus a box of even more colorful paraphernalia (No…this one might not even be legal). Though if she really started collecting fish as a substitute, it gives me some rather disturbing ideas of what she does with said fish on lonely nights.
but at least I don’t have to worry about my little sister seeing anything she shouldn’t, right?”
Trixie felt nothing but sympathy for poor Berry Pinch.
Wouldn't Cheerilee's younger sister be Pina Colada; or did you mean her possible niece, Ruby Pinch? Unless you meant Berry Punch, who I thought we had decided was the older sister. Course Trixie has also mistakenly referred to the pegasus hermit that lives outside of town is as Buttercry, so maybe the wrong name is intentional on your part.
Then again, why am I even asking continuity question in the comments of a non-canon crackfic?
1511083 I'm inclined to agree with Cheerilee is best, at least within the contexts of this fic, I'm not sure how Ditzy or Raindrops will manage to top this.
Cheerilee smiled, putting it back into the pile. “Just trying to help,” Cheerilee said, patting Trixie on the head with one hoof. “Being by yourself can be hard on a mare in heat…sometimes just ol’ Doctor Hooves doesn’t cut it.” She waved her two front hooves a little to emphasize her euphemism.
Again - I'm new to the Lunaverse, but I'm currently doing my best not to scream. My attempts failed.
Amusing read so far. Trixie certainly has...a very severe reaction to anything involving sex doesn't she?
While I get this isn't meant to be canon and you're writing this purely for the lols it does make me more and more curious about the psychology behind Trixie's borderline obsession with avoiding sex. I wonder if there's a specific cause for this or if its just the way she's wired.
Oh well, no reason for me to overthink it; just kick back and enjoy the ensuing hijinks.
No they are not in any way an item; Doctor Whooves hasn't even made a single appearance in any L!fic or even been referenced at all. I suppose I can understand the confusion though, but no, Cheerilee is in fact VERY single and it's not exactly something she's happy about. If you're interested in a brief run down of each character without having to delve into the deeper setting lore RDD's got some helpful profiles on his blog.
1512428 Huh, this helps a lot actually now that I've got more perceptive in their personality (or at least the fandom's version of them). Well, gtg get back to my fan fic. Equestrian Earth doesn't write itself you know.
Quite a funny chapter I didn't enjoy this one quite as much as the first two but the Nightcourt bit really stood out to me especially (“My Night Court!” Luna bellowed, raising a hoof for silence. “My noble and generally loyal as long as somepony is watching ladies and gentlecolts!”) Got to agree with soem of the othe reviewers I'm starting to feel bad for poor Trixie.
1512428 Well, they call him 'Doctor Whooves', but here in the Lunaverse Time Turner never got past his master's degree. He's quite handy with a laser screwdriver, though.
I'm SO glad humans don't have to deal with this. To clarify, I'm male, and my school has an 80% female student body. If humans had this kind of behavior, well, lets just say I'd have to write my spring time exams with crushed hips. I'm very studious at school I wouldn't be willing to miss out on school work just because every other person I met wanted to jump me. .
Then again, if human's had this kind of behavior, a LOT of our society would be VERY different.
1511864 ...not a fan of Doctor Whooves? Or just not happy that you thought that Cheerilee and the Doctor were paired?
Anyway, they're not; Cheerilee was just using a euphamism, namely one blatantly stolen from Advice from Pinkie Pie
1512428 Technically I teased him in LNLD, albeit you'd have to be a pretty big Who fan to notice it
(he's simply mentioned off-hand as a brown-coated stallion buying jelly babies from Bon Bon. The jelly babies are the giveaway. So far, that's the sum total of his appearance in the Lunaverse: He bought jelly babies).
1513456 No. Huge fan of show Doctor Who. I kinda like the fandom's Doctor Whooves, but it's not canon enough for me to accept it. Still, I support Doctor Whooves X Derpy Shipping.
1513456 Ah, I'd forgotten that; I'm sure I noticed at the time I first read it though (Doctor #4 is the one I grew up on), but been a quite a while since I looked over that fic in detail.
1513482 Ah. I've been shying away from including Doctor Whooves as the Doctor in the Lunaverse, at least in canon, since that would add a whole mess of continuity and questions that I'd rather not deal with. I'm not opposed to non-canon appearances, though.
Personally, I ship Ditzy Doo with Big Mac, but that's becasue Ditzy Doo's Dismally Derpy Day is pretty much my favorite fanfiction, ever.
I do enjoy Ditzy as the Doctor's assistant, but I don't usually get onboard with shipping them outright.
1513580 Your opinion is as good as mine. My reason is because they work so well together, it's been a while since we have a cute and bubbly companion (Rose was the last one in my opinion). Also the fandom has been known to experiment shipping other ponies with Doctor Whooves, including Princess Luna. Nopony, ships with Luna (Except Celestia and Twilight). I'm selfish and she's mine!
1511525 ... Buck it, I'll pronounce and spell things like people who speak normal English do. I heard "tartarus" so I spell it that way, and I say "gyro" exactly the way it looks (jii-roh).
This is what I mean when I said I wanted to write a story that doesn't have to worry about continuity. See, prior to Tales of Ponyville, Cheerilee doesn't know that Trixie is a virgin and is opposed to sex. Post Tales of Ponyville, there's no way she'd make this mistake.
Here? I don't have to worry about that not making sense.
As bizarre as this sounds....I'm feeling kinda supportive of Trixie in this. It's her body, it's her choice--leave her alone if she wants to be. That said, if she has dreams of Luna AND Twilight in it...YIKES. She doesn't have a chance.
Interesting. Please, go on.
1510887
It is her body and her choice. That does't mean her choices can't be making her life harder than they need to be, though.
I now have this idea that Cheerilee also has threesome-dar, but can tell which ponies are involved.
Leaving that book was no accident.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or run away screaming.
..........................there's gonna be some rape going on before this fic is over.
When terrible, monster eating nightmares are a sign of a good night's sleep, you know you're in trouble...
I'm tempted to wonder how Cheerilee keeps her job sometimes with the hobbies I've seen her involved in. Fanfiction is weird.
Trixie's going to have to air-bomb her entire house once this is over with. For a month. Hope she's got some savings built up.
Of all the ponies that are going to try to "help" Trixie, Raindrops is the one I'm most curious to seeing appear. No idea what she'll come up with.
I dont know if I've guessed something that I shouldn't have but is the unread message from Luna in the Hat important? Maybe something like
'I'm not happy with your decission but it you really want to attached is a spell which stops a mare's heat, I dont like giving it out as I don't consider it natural but if you really dont like your body use it so government can continue in Ponyville'
Then Trixie only reads is at the end of the week of hell and promptly explodes.
good god, I love Cheerilee. She is best element.
...and I am not surprised that she can pick locks, or that she has a smut collection and a dildo collection. Personally, I'm curious at what stuff she left behind......
Um, I really hope you meant "bowl" here. Or have a good explanation for why Trixie has a bunch of disembodied colons on hoof.
That aside, an amusing chapter, but it doesn't feel like much happened. Still, looking forward to more.
1511105
I did; it's already been corrected.
Well, not too much happened here, but it was incredibly silly and shameless nonetheless.
The opening dream was the funniest scene in the fic so far, with only the Twilight scene from the last chapter providing any serious competition. Trixie's own thoughts on the Court as little more than a bunch of backstabbing sociopaths was actually fairly close to my own thoughts, and the following orgy was hilarious. As for the threesome with Luna and Twilight...pure, sick hilarity.
Cheerilee's part was a bit of a letdown compared to what came before. It's mostly the basic string of sex paraphernalia jokes, and while they were a little amusing in a vulgar way, I honestly thought the sex lecture joke from "Tales" worked much better. And I'm guessing Trixie'll be taking a look into that book before the end...
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"Accidentally." *wink*wink* (Ha ha! Multiple entendre!)
1511105 XD
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You're welcome.
Finally, some one knows that the greek alphabet had no "u".
I really like this story. has sexuality, bases on avoiding clop
1510910
Choices or not, she's going to have resolve this somehow before it gets out of hand. In all likelihood, she's either going to have resolve it herself, or her body might just go make her resolve it with someone else the way I see it.
1511383
...
...huh?
Oh, my spelling of Tartaros! Well, normally I don't mind spelling it Tartarus, but Twilight's pronounceation of it in that episode makes it pretty clear that it's supposed to be "tar-TAR-ohs" and not the more modern pronounceation of "TAR-ta-russ." So to help get that point across, I always spell it in the more Greek way.
Although to be fair, ancient Greek did have a U sound, made by the letter upsilon which made a "oo" sound (as in pool), however millennia of linguistical evolution have rendered upsilon as making an ee sound.
I would quote all of my favorite lines in this chapter, but it'd likely be an easier task to list all the parts that didn't have me in a small fit of laughter.
I mean seriously first there was night court orgy/rave. Then Cheerilee showing off some skills from her colorful past plus a box of even more colorful paraphernalia (No…this one might not even be legal). Though if she really started collecting fish as a substitute, it gives me some rather disturbing ideas of what she does with said fish on lonely nights.
Wouldn't Cheerilee's younger sister be Pina Colada; or did you mean her possible niece, Ruby Pinch? Unless you meant Berry Punch, who I thought we had decided was the older sister. Course Trixie has also mistakenly referred to the pegasus hermit that lives outside of town is as Buttercry, so maybe the wrong name is intentional on your part.
Then again, why am I even asking continuity question in the comments of a non-canon crackfic?
1511083
I'm inclined to agree with Cheerilee is best, at least within the contexts of this fic, I'm not sure how Ditzy or Raindrops will manage to top this.
1511614
I can think of a few ways.....
Dun Dun Duuuuun!
plz tell me im not the only one who thought that when reading the last line...
Again - I'm new to the Lunaverse, but I'm currently doing my best not to scream. My attempts failed.
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1511864
... Really? You're reading this? STOP READING AND START WRITING! Of course I could say the same thing to myself...
1512145 Oh right, sorry! cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-pdunno.png
1510910
if you don't make those choices though, what's the point?
Amusing read so far. Trixie certainly has...a very severe reaction to anything involving sex doesn't she?
While I get this isn't meant to be canon and you're writing this purely for the lols it does make me more and more curious about the psychology behind Trixie's borderline obsession with avoiding sex. I wonder if there's a specific cause for this or if its just the way she's wired.
Oh well, no reason for me to overthink it; just kick back and enjoy the ensuing hijinks.
...............................
1512174
I'm not even sure what the rage was about in the first place.
It was just a masturbation joke, in a crack-fic already filled to the brim copious amounts of with clop-tease.
1512336 So Cheerlie and the Doctor aren't paired in the Lunaverse?
1512352
Oh... so that was your issue.
No they are not in any way an item; Doctor Whooves hasn't even made a single appearance in any L!fic or even been referenced at all. I suppose I can understand the confusion though, but no, Cheerilee is in fact VERY single and it's not exactly something she's happy about. If you're interested in a brief run down of each character without having to delve into the deeper setting lore RDD's got some helpful profiles on his blog.
Trixie & Raindrops
Carrot Top & Lyra
Cheerilee & Ditzy Doo
1512352
no, it's a euphism. You know, like Hamanda or Palmanda and her five sisters.
1512437 I don't get that last part.
1512428 Huh, this helps a lot actually now that I've got more perceptive in their personality (or at least the fandom's version of them). Well, gtg get back to my fan fic. Equestrian Earth doesn't write itself you know.
1512475
Palmanada (palm of your hand) and her five sisters (your fingers)
1512500 ....Are you trying to imply a facepalm? cdn.broni.es/images/emotes/mlp-pmad_fixed.png
Quite a funny chapter I didn't enjoy this one quite as much as the first two but the Nightcourt bit really stood out to me especially (“My Night Court!” Luna bellowed, raising a hoof for silence. “My noble and generally loyal as long as somepony is watching ladies and gentlecolts!”)
Got to agree with soem of the othe reviewers I'm starting to feel bad for poor Trixie.
1512541
no, I'm explaing that seeing Palmanda and her five sisters is usually used as a euphism to masturbate.
1512558
. . .
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1512580
It's a euphism!
Cheerilee: Sometimes Doctor Hooves just doesn't cut it.
if she were human?
Cheerilee: Sometime Palmanda and her five sisters just don't cut it.
and considering the story, being freaked out by that is, well, weird.
1512607
Alright...but still.
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Sounds like it's time for... smooth Jazz!
This is hilarious, please continue it!
1512428
Well, they call him 'Doctor Whooves', but here in the Lunaverse Time Turner never got past his master's degree. He's quite handy with a laser screwdriver, though.
I'm SO glad humans don't have to deal with this. To clarify, I'm male, and my school has an 80% female student body. If humans had this kind of behavior, well, lets just say I'd have to write my spring time exams with crushed hips. I'm very studious at school I wouldn't be willing to miss out on school work just because every other person I met wanted to jump me. .
Then again, if human's had this kind of behavior, a LOT of our society would be VERY different.
1511864
...not a fan of Doctor Whooves? Or just not happy that you thought that Cheerilee and the Doctor were paired?
Anyway, they're not; Cheerilee was just using a euphamism, namely one blatantly stolen from Advice from Pinkie Pie
1512428
Technically I teased him in LNLD, albeit you'd have to be a pretty big Who fan to notice it
(he's simply mentioned off-hand as a brown-coated stallion buying jelly babies from Bon Bon. The jelly babies are the giveaway. So far, that's the sum total of his appearance in the Lunaverse: He bought jelly babies).
1513247
...surely you mean sonic?
1513456 No. Huge fan of show Doctor Who. I kinda like the fandom's Doctor Whooves, but it's not canon enough for me to accept it. Still, I support Doctor Whooves X Derpy Shipping.
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You don't bucking mess with this ship unless you want us to rock your boat!
1513456
Ah, I'd forgotten that; I'm sure I noticed at the time I first read it though (Doctor #4 is the one I grew up on), but been a quite a while since I looked over that fic in detail.
1513482
Ah. I've been shying away from including Doctor Whooves as the Doctor in the Lunaverse, at least in canon, since that would add a whole mess of continuity and questions that I'd rather not deal with. I'm not opposed to non-canon appearances, though.
Personally, I ship Ditzy Doo with Big Mac, but that's becasue Ditzy Doo's Dismally Derpy Day is pretty much my favorite fanfiction, ever.
I do enjoy Ditzy as the Doctor's assistant, but I don't usually get onboard with shipping them outright.
1513580 Your opinion is as good as mine. My reason is because they work so well together, it's been a while since we have a cute and bubbly companion (Rose was the last one in my opinion). Also the fandom has been known to experiment shipping other ponies with Doctor Whooves, including Princess Luna. Nopony, ships with Luna (Except Celestia and Twilight). I'm selfish and she's mine!
Berry Pinch? [lol just pointing out a typo]
1511525
... Buck it, I'll pronounce and spell things like people who speak normal English do. I heard "tartarus" so I spell it that way, and I say "gyro" exactly the way it looks (jii-roh).