Pokémon Showdown: Fair and Balanced

by PPEF1

Chapter 3: Hax

In the final battle, Sunset’s opponent’s team was thankfully not a legendary spammer as the only one was Jirachi and Volcanion. The rest of the team consisted of Azumarill, Rapidash, Sceptile and Electivire.

“I think we can still lead Araquanid to set up webs.”

The bacon-haired girl sent out Araquanid while her opponent sent out Sceptile. The opposing Sceptile Mega Evolved and went for Energy Ball dealing 37% while Araquanid went for Sticky Web.

“He’s gonna go for Energy Ball again so I’ll switch to Togekiss.”

Sunset withdrew Araquanid for Togekiss and predicted the upcoming attack from Sceptile which dealt only 23% to Togekiss. Togekiss then healed a little from Leftovers.

Next turn Sceptile was withdrawn for Jirachi while Togekiss went for Air Slash dealing only 13%.

“So it’s not Leftovers. Should I switch into Donphan or Drapion? Maybe Drapion.”

Togekiss was switched with Drapion while Jirachi went for Ice Punch dealing 22%.

“Good thing I swapped out Togekiss with Drapion and not Donphan. Kinda scared that it's gonna Iron Head me to death so I’ma see if I can get an Agility off and crit with Night Slash.”

Jirachi, outspeeding Drapion, went for U-turn into Azumarill. Drapion successfully pulled off the Agility.

“This thing is probably gonna use Belly Drum so I’ll just use Cross Poison. I’m faster anyway so a Cross Poison crit should KO from here. He might actually go for Aqua Jet here.”

Drapion used Cross Poison, not getting the critical hit dealing 63 %. However, neither of Sunset’s predictions occurred as Azumarill didn’t go for Belly Drum or Aqua Jet and went for Play Rough dealing 44%.

“Wait what? Why didn’t you…? Are you even Huge Power?”

Risking Drapion’s longevity, Sunset clicked Fell Stinger getting the critical hit, knocking out Azumarill and getting the attack boost.

“Yes! Alright, Drapion might be able to sweep again.”

Her opponent sent out Electivire which got obliterated by Drapion’s Night Slash immediately. Rapidash was then sent out. Drapion went for Night Slash again getting a critical hit but the opposing Rapidash survived with a sliver on 1%. Rapidash then went for High Horsepower KOing Drapion.

“Damn it! I got the minimum roll! That’s fine, I think Mega Manectric’s got this in the bag.”

Manectric was sent in, Mega Evolving and KOing Rapidash. Her opponent then sent out Volcanion. Manectric went for Thunderbolt which barely did more than half of its health while Volcanion went for Earth Power dealing 85%.

“WOW!! It took that Thunderbolt really well. Must be like max special defense or something.”

Another Thunderbolt was able to knockout Volcanion. Sunset’s opponent sent out Jirachi. Manectric went for Flamethrower dealing 60% while Jirachi used Zen Headutt, KOing Manectric.

“I think I should go into Donphan as I wanna preserve Togekiss and Roserade for Sceptile.”

Donphan was sent into the battlefield. Jirachi went for Iron Head, flinching Donphan.

“Really? Oh boy, uh, let's switch into Araquanid to absorb this Iron Head.”

Donphan was switched with Araquanid and Jirachi, instead of going for Iron Head, went for U-turn, switching into Sceptile.

“Wait, why did you switch into Sceptile? I guess we can sack off Araquanid but if we live it’s possible we KO with Leech Life.”

The opposing Sceptile used Energy Ball dealing 37%. Araquanid, surviving on 6%, went for Leech Life KOing Sceptile. Araquanid gained 36% health back.

“Oh cool we actually survived! I think we win this.”

Jirachi was sent out. Sunset willingly let Araquanid fall to Zen Headbutt.

“I honestly don’t know who to go into. Anyone could get flinched till they faint. I guess I’ll just go into Togekiss.”

Togekiss was sent out. The opposing Jirachi used Ice Punch.

“Don’t freeze.”

It froze.

“Thank you,” Sunset said sarcastically. “I LOVE JI-FUCKING-RACHI!!!!”

Togekiss then fainted after an Iron Head. Sunset sent out Donphan. Jirachi went for Iron Head, and it flinched.

“I hate this game.”

Another Iron Head from Jirachi flinched.

“I think this is how it ends. I know we still have Roserade but honestly, with what just happened now, I don’t think we stand a chance.”

Jirachi used Iron Head again, but it didn’t flinch. Donphan successfully fired off the Earthquake, KOing Jirachi, winning her the game.

“OH MY GOD YESS!!! GG YOU STUPID ASS FUCKING JIRACHI!!!”

Sunset then let out a long sigh. “Well guys, this is a good point to end this video, so please like this video, subscribe, and all that good stuff and I’ll see you all next time. Bye everyone.”

Comments

[Speculore]

I feel sunset's pain and I'm really happy she managed to KO the Jirachi. Those things are super annoying if you don't have a way to deal with them.

[ArcangelGamer01]

YEAHHHHHHHH FUCK U YIRACHI¡¡¡¡