This story is a sequel to Starlight Glimmer Tries a Dating App PART II: Electric Boogaloo
Starlight Glimmer.
A once happy mare has been driven insane; the internet protests, her multiple failed attempts at dating apps, and so much more.
She's seen every profile on every dating app, messaged every profile, blocked every troll, clicked every scam link, downloaded every single piece of malware on her phone...and there's only one solution left.
Instead of continuing to try dating apps...
She must become the dating app.
Chapters (1)
Starlight NOO-
Oh gosh this was the darkest of them all, holy crap-
...hmm with Starlight's extensive knowledge of magic, couldn't she have saved herself the trouble and just used some kind of matchmaking spell to pair ponies together?
Starlight could become a professional matchmaker. I mean, a dating app is basically just an automated matchmaker.
I'd say this earns its random tag, but in a good way.
You were the chosen one!