Gordan's seen the news. A vaguely triangular stretch of forest in a national park has caused a ridiculous number of people to disappear without a trace over the past three months. Theories abound, but the spirit of adventure wins him over into taking an armed visit.

What he didn't bet on was being accompanied by two strangers and ending up in a place one of them calls 'Equestria'

Too bad it's clearly the wrong one.