I thought i knew this game. Darkest Dungeon awesome game!

misplacing her feculence

One almost-death and one bout of hopelessness... Yeah, I’d say that expedition went as well as could be expected. Those courtiers are the stuff of nightmares.

I hope Blueblood burned Cynic's body. With that necromancer around, his sins are coming back to haunt him in an all too literal way.

“And I said ‘hey, ma! What’s with all the sauerkraut? And my—oh, hey! Look who’s back! Gotta go tell the town!”

I see he was only a few minutes into that particular story. Didn't even get to the part about the big fat hermaphrodite with a flock-of-seagulls manecut and only one nostril.
... Honestly, I could see that guy as a Darkest Dungeon enemy. Complete with the lucky snorkel.

The stallion’s own glowing knife had jammed itself up under his jaw and driven itself through his mouth and into his dead brain.

Ah. I suppose that's one way to prepare for sudden but inevitable revival.

I do quite like how Blueblood is suffering and twisting as much as any of his mercenaries. Time to see how much further around the bend they all go in the days to come. And how well Dash can fill the void with cider.

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It is one of my favorites.

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I’m particularly fond of that line, lol.
Oh, and then there’s this:
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He did.
Just as I suspected! Oh I hate it when I’m right!
Pretty far.
All the cider in Equestria.

Exploring how his family is tied in with the Crimson Curse might be even more interesting with someone who actually has "blood" in his name.

Blueblood stood to his hooves and looked down at Cynic. “I didn’t want to kill you, or your father—” Raising the knife to the prone pony’s neck, Blueblood narrowed his eye.

Liar. You did. You could've made a threat, but you didn't. Killing felt easier to you.

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That's good art

The rising sun framed the Castle of the Two Sisters like a halo, though not like anything that one would expect from so holy an image. Instead, it looked as if rays of blood lanced through the building, painting the sky in shades of death.

Okay now this is a description! Yowza!!