Celestia is missing. Without her, four unicorns' magic must be sacrificed each day to raise and lower the sun and moon. Her only heir travels to Ponyville and the Everfree to mount a rescue expedition into the horrifying depths—of the Ponest Dungeon.
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Considering what the House Vintage of the estate is like... I cannot help but feel like Starlight has to have a very, very good reason to want to send it to Fancy Pants of all ponies.
Hi, Ditzy!
What? It's Best Pony. You expect me to be shocked when her gaze pierces time, space, and reality?
Well, yes. The budget may not be able to get name rights, but goodness knows there's plenty in there earmarked for unthinkable horror and depravity.
I see that Blueblood's experiencing something of a spontaneous mutation.
Meanwhile, Ametrine can grow what amounts to an organic chainsword.
I have the distinct impression that Starlight won't always tell Blue about impending disasters.
I sense a pun.
And that next bedroom rendezvous... Oh, this will be rough. To say nothing of Starlight's possible plans for the House Vintage.
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I don’t know what you guys are worried about. It’s just some wine, right? They’re just getting rid of it. Starlight probably just figures they may as well send it somewhere useful instead of just pouring it down the drain, right?
Right?
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https://m.She’s got to have a plan, right?
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Best Pony doesn’t obey your petty laws of physics or literary devices!
We have a B movie budget here at TPD Productions. There’s lots of corn syrup and latex, which are relatively cheap.
Chainsword?! Where would you ever get the idea that I have any knowledge whatsoever regarding what is doubtlessly the staple close-combat weapon for the Imperial Guard, Space Marines, and even those heretic Chaos legions? I mean, I don’t know anything about any of that.
Would I put a pun into one of my works?
I don’t know what all the fuss is about. It’s just old wine, worst case scenario is that it’s gone sour, y’know, from all the surrounding corruption & all.
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Yeah, pouring it down the drain would be a fantastically bad idea.