Forgot to comment but the last mission was a disaster, they did complete but dam!
Plus poor Rainbow she really needs help, and needs to get some other means to destress.

Also wonder what going on with sweet Apples, wish AppleJack go check on it.

Perfect choice for both the mechanics of abominations and who to use for one. Especially given the mental image of a spindly Equestria Girls humanoid beating bandits with their own kind.

We’ll never be able to collect the bounties if the authorities can’t identify them!

What, do the authorities not keep cutie marks on record? I suppose there are more stringent nudity taboos in this Equestria than most...

But you’ve gotta get back on the horse, and on the wagon too.

I have several questions about how ponies came about that first idiom.

“Why?” Rainbow looked up at the others with tears in her eyes. “What am I doing wrong? Why does this keep happening?”

Someone teach this mare about probability. Given enough attacks over enough time, some are going to connect.

Hmm. Most curious developments at Sweet Apple Acres. I suspect some degree of flimflam, with or without capitals.

And mental health management is indeed a must for this lot. Even the ones who don't accidentally scry into stygian depths of forsaken nightmares.

Hmm... Celestia making 'upgrades' to Sweet Apple Acres? Me thinks we know where that green comet is going to land.

We've all had that adventurer who just, for reasons unknown to all but the higher powers of Darkest Dungeon, seem to draw fire more then any other... yet somehow their luck holds enough that they don't die.

As for the Necromancer... one cannot help but feel like Celestia isn't telling the whole story about her knowledge of them, or why they are there.

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The Crimson Court is a very unforgiving area.
You may get your wish, sooner or later.

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Which makes ponies... for lack of a better term “weaponizable.”

What, do the authorities not keep cutie marks on record?

... ... ... damnit. Oversight. Well, they do take them all back anyhow...
I’m not entirely sure how they came about that idiom, but I am sure I’d have to add the prawn tag if I got into it.
“lulz git gud, Rainbow Crash”
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the Flim Flam brothers in this fic.
Mental Health? In this setting? They drill holes in ponies’ heads to relieve schizophrenia!

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yes, which is why I had the reaction from Amethyst during their first bout in the ruins. We’ve all had that moment where we go “will you just leave that character alone?! You haven’t touched anyone else!!” Whether for stress or damage, it’s always so aggravating, lol.
The necromancer is there because the Ponest Dungeon has full dental coverage with no deductible.

So, how long until Amethyst bites it after that prophecy?

And at least Blueblood's FINALLY telling someone

One bit of housekeeping under Week 3 Day 3 Noon: The "Yep," near the beginning needs a period. Shining Armor needs an actual positive distraction but, I fear that there are only seemingly positive distractions. If that's true then out of desperation he'll act on it and whoever else is involved will be pulled down with him.

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Good thing they have good old medieval style therapy in this setting.