“Right, no one is asking you to,” Sunset said. She again turned back to Zecora. “Listen, I know you just met me and this is crazy, but the world is in danger, so please get on the bed with all the babies.”
🎶Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But the world is in danger, So get on the bed with the babies! I could not resist, and have no regrets.
Am I a bad person for wanting Sunset to actually get on with Spike and get pregnant with Kirins? That don't transform through the portal? While also sleeping with Zecora? Yes? I though so.
9460895 I'll probably refrain from having to up the rating, but that doesn't mean I won't do "bonus" chapters that are mature once I've completed the story.
9460965 Feel free to do bonus chapters! Because the sexual tension with these characters are off the chart! And that was just with Spike and Sunset, now we got Zecora and will have Chrysalis later.
But even if you don't, this is still so much fun to read! Love all of it!
Another chapter of chaos courtesy of Spike and Sunset. I think this is going to get more chaotic when Flurry Heart, Chryssi, and Shining get involved.
Now, for my own brand of insanity:
“Everything the light touches is mine!”
Should we change your name to Mufasa then, Sunset? Because....you know what happened to him, don’t you?
Spike swatted at Sunset’s cheek with an open claw. “Get a hold of yourself, filly!”
Thank goodness it was on the face and not the other end. Sunset would have DEFINITIVELY jumped him and rode him until she was pumped full of halfbreed babies. And that would have been a FUN explanation for her to give to her human friends.
Sunset thought for a moment. “Right, right… With everything going on I momentarily forgot that I’m practically the walking definition of sex on fire.”
Why, yes. Yes you are.
“Starlight might be able to teleport us there in a few jumps,” Spike interrupted. “But that means asking Starlight to put her special brand of solution finding to the situation.”
Which will probably involve a lot of property damage and dubious use of mind erasing magic.
Sunset groaned. “Train it is!” Sunset extended her wings and once again started upwards. “Okay, Spike! Mount me!”
Thanks Frieza. Anyway if we don’t see some Spike Sunset shipping by the end of this I will be sorely disappointed simply because that pairing is basically nonexistent.
You know, after rereading the second chapter, I just had a disturbing thought and question.
When Sunset goes through the portal, she goes from unicorn (or alicorn in the case of this story) to human and vice versa. When Spike goes through the portal, he goes from dragon to dog.
What would happen if pony Sunset and dragon Spike mated in the pony world and Sunset got pregnant from it? The baby (or babies) would be half dragon/half pony in the pony world. But what would happen if Sunset went back to the human world while pregnant? Would the baby (or babies) be completely human or would they be some kind of half human/half dog hybrid or would the portal’s magic even effect them and change them? If the latter didn’t occur, then that would be a fun explanation to her obstetrician in the human world why she’s carrying a half pony/half dragon baby (or babies), if she didn’t end up in an insane asylum.
Plus, could you imagine trying to deliver the baby (or babies) in the human world if they didn’t change or trying to explain why a dog is in the delivery room (“He’s the baby/baby’s daddy.”).
....
God, I think I just broke my brain trying to comprehend this. I think I need to lay down for a bit now.
Just to check, was this a Kool-Aid Man "Oh, YEAH!" or a Comix Zone "Oh, YEAH!"? They both kind of work here.
9466243 All evidence suggests many to most pregnancies self-abort, and implies it's usually before anyone even suspects they happened. I'd guess unless the fetus was far along enough to be converted (whatever that happens to be), it won't make it through intact - and we as the audience wouldn't notice the latter happening. ...Not sure why they'd specifically be kirin babies anyway instead of the more horse-dragon hybrid species out there, but this Sunset hangs out with this Rarity and has a sushi-making job. I can believe it was the first thing she thought of.
9461050 Good catch. I was just thinking "we know this Sunset can understand and get along well enough with another Chrysalis so the chances for a disastrous first meeting are low", and that in a moment of weakness and a following moment of impulsiveness Cadance left them both alone with her husband. I overlooked the Chyrsalis she'd be meeting being an emotivore. ...It's probably a good thing Zecora's along.
9460596 I actually had the same idea but dismissed it. Because given that aging up a Flurry Heart who's never been older than an infant really shouldn't suddenly give her language comprehension or wisdom (which usually happens through a combination of making mistakes and being predisposed to let them mark you), it is going to give her a freaking huge rush of hormones and probably a magic surge or two. And I can see that - especially given her likely company at the time - heading in several directions that I really didn't want to think too much about. Could still happen, but hopefully not until we're prepared to ensure it's momentary at most.
Yeah, but I was sort of thinking along the lines of the amusement factor when I was writing the latter part out.
Imagine dragon-turned dog-Spike, sitting on a chair next to Sunset’s. He’s trying to offer words of comfort, while Sunset is screaming profanities at him in the middle of a contraction (something along the lines of turning him into a eunuch if he ever comes near her with his double dongs). The doctor, who is trying to pointedly ignore the fact that there is a dog in the delivery room or the bit about two penises.
Now, Sunset’s fully dilated and it’s time to push. Imagine the surprise the doctor would get if, instead of the head of a human baby, it’s a dragon/pony hybrid instead (also them having to do a little maneuvering to keep the horns from snagging or tearing anything.
Now, comes the final push and out pops a fully healthy dragon/pony hybrid. Now, if you want to go the multiple children route, the already frazzled doctor has to deliver a few more children. If you want to go just the one, then the poor doctor has to figure out how in the heck to tell if everything is normal with the baby (it is, but the situation is already strange enough as it is).
Afterwards, the doctor stumbles out of the room, leaving the proud parents to coo over their precious bundle of joy. The doctor, on the other hand, has plans to go and get completely smashed and hope the memories of this messed up day are erased from their memory.
Course, this is all dependent on if Sunset delivered in the human world and the mirror magic didn’t change the child to human or dog (or some kind of hybrid of the two). Of course, this is all moot if Sunset goes back to Equestria and delivers there instead.
Like I said, this is just weird stuff that pops into my insane mind from time to time.
Oh yeah, I had forgotten that Sunset has a problem with the Equestrian railway system. Do you think that when she get back to her dimension, she go take ride in a physics compliant train just to spite the Equestrian one?
9466243 I’m pretty sure there is a fic involving that question on here somewhere already. I mean there’s a few fics of Sunset mating with a horse from the human world, so ai wouldn’t be surprised if there’s one regarding Sunset and Spike or something similar
9489789 I know but what I meant is if there’s a story about her knocked up by a horse im pretty sure there might be a story bout her and Spike or one of the girls and Spike maybe
9489953 "Spike and Rarity have a hybrid baby" stories/pictures have kind of been a staple of this fandom since it first emerged from the primordial ooze of 4-chan.
9489953 9489789 There is almost definitely Dog Spike X all of the Spectacular Seven. "Dog Nonce" was a comedy one with Sunset just off the top of my head. There was a were-dog one with Sunset and Scitwi. I can remember a multi-part series with Fluttershy and Rarity together with Dog Spike. I can remember three or four with Scitwi, at least one involving peanut butter. And in checking the My Little Fetish group I was reminded of a Rarity X Dog Spike one where it mentions she was impregnanted without realizing it. Though the story ends shortly after.
The only ones I don't know of off the top of my head are Pinkie, AJ, and Rainbow Dash. And a little searching found a story that adds Normal Spike as a dog X Rainbow, Applejack, and principal Luna to the list.
“One mishap with nature and suddenly I’m a blubbering mess explaining to Equestria what happened to all the princesses while I let Starlight play Reanimator!”—
Sunset, Starlight, Chrysalis and Starswirl are making this story so damn good and I just cant stop laughing holy hell.
Next chapter will have a sick baby Flurry, Chrysalis, and Sunset...
I don't know whether to get popcorn or a bomb suit.
Much like all your stories I've read, this just keeps getting better and better.
🎶Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But the world is in danger,
So get on the bed with the babies!
I could not resist, and have no regrets.
9460517
Why not both?
Oh dear. This will not end well at all.
9460517
Both. Just get both. You'll need them.
This is absolutely insane and I love it.
Am I a bad person for wanting Sunset to actually get on with Spike and get pregnant with Kirins? That don't transform through the portal? While also sleeping with Zecora? Yes? I though so.
curious why the sex tag? is it just implied?
9460869
Somewhat heavily referenced, but no one has conclusively had sex... yet.
9460679
I'll take a pair of tickets to that show
I’d ship an extremely angry Zecora and Sunset.
9460876
I see.. That kinda makes it sound like its gonna turn into a clop fic lol
9460895
I'll probably refrain from having to up the rating, but that doesn't mean I won't do "bonus" chapters that are mature once I've completed the story.
9460517
The minute Sunset gets anywhere near Chrysalis, we'll all find out what a changeling high on catnip looks like.
9460965
Feel free to do bonus chapters! Because the sexual tension with these characters are off the chart! And that was just with Spike and Sunset, now we got Zecora and will have Chrysalis later.
But even if you don't, this is still so much fun to read! Love all of it!
If Sunset wants a clear mind, she needs to get laid immediately with a purple and green dragon with two dragon lances and wears aprons.
This continues to be amazing. Quintessential justice.
9460965
i see Since this will remain clop free I think i will give it a chance XD
Ah, the glorious insanity. Just what my science-addled brain needed.
They really need a smutty tag for non clop but high innuendo stories.
Another chapter of chaos courtesy of Spike and Sunset. I think this is going to get more chaotic when Flurry Heart, Chryssi, and Shining get involved.
Now, for my own brand of insanity:
Should we change your name to Mufasa then, Sunset? Because....you know what happened to him, don’t you?
Thank goodness it was on the face and not the other end. Sunset would have DEFINITIVELY jumped him and rode him until she was pumped full of halfbreed babies. And that would have been a FUN explanation for her to give to her human friends.
So, Sunset’s a masochist?
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Why, yes. Yes you are.
Which will probably involve a lot of property damage and dubious use of mind erasing magic.
Once again, no words, Sunset. Just, no words.
You know what! BUCK this planet!
Thanks Frieza. Anyway if we don’t see some Spike Sunset shipping by the end of this I will be sorely disappointed simply because that pairing is basically nonexistent.
And also you know funny story and what not
You know, after rereading the second chapter, I just had a disturbing thought and question.
When Sunset goes through the portal, she goes from unicorn (or alicorn in the case of this story) to human and vice versa. When Spike goes through the portal, he goes from dragon to dog.
What would happen if pony Sunset and dragon Spike mated in the pony world and Sunset got pregnant from it? The baby (or babies) would be half dragon/half pony in the pony world. But what would happen if Sunset went back to the human world while pregnant? Would the baby (or babies) be completely human or would they be some kind of half human/half dog hybrid or would the portal’s magic even effect them and change them? If the latter didn’t occur, then that would be a fun explanation to her obstetrician in the human world why she’s carrying a half pony/half dragon baby (or babies), if she didn’t end up in an insane asylum.
Plus, could you imagine trying to deliver the baby (or babies) in the human world if they didn’t change or trying to explain why a dog is in the delivery room (“He’s the baby/baby’s daddy.”).
....
God, I think I just broke my brain trying to comprehend this. I think I need to lay down for a bit now.
Don't worry, Sunset. Without an episode to mock, the train should be at least relatively sane.
Theoretically.
Potentially.
... Yeah, I'm not sure which alicorn will wreck the thing first.
Just to check, was this a Kool-Aid Man "Oh, YEAH!" or a Comix Zone "Oh, YEAH!"? They both kind of work here.
9466243
All evidence suggests many to most pregnancies self-abort, and implies it's usually before anyone even suspects they happened. I'd guess unless the fetus was far along enough to be converted (whatever that happens to be), it won't make it through intact - and we as the audience wouldn't notice the latter happening. ...Not sure why they'd specifically be kirin babies anyway instead of the more horse-dragon hybrid species out there, but this Sunset hangs out with this Rarity and has a sushi-making job. I can believe it was the first thing she thought of.
9461050
Good catch. I was just thinking "we know this Sunset can understand and get along well enough with another Chrysalis so the chances for a disastrous first meeting are low", and that in a moment of weakness and a following moment of impulsiveness Cadance left them both alone with her husband. I overlooked the Chyrsalis she'd be meeting being an emotivore. ...It's probably a good thing Zecora's along.
9460596
I actually had the same idea but dismissed it. Because given that aging up a Flurry Heart who's never been older than an infant really shouldn't suddenly give her language comprehension or wisdom (which usually happens through a combination of making mistakes and being predisposed to let them mark you), it is going to give her a freaking huge rush of hormones and probably a magic surge or two. And I can see that - especially given her likely company at the time - heading in several directions that I really didn't want to think too much about. Could still happen, but hopefully not until we're prepared to ensure it's momentary at most.
9468477
Yeah, but I was sort of thinking along the lines of the amusement factor when I was writing the latter part out.
Imagine dragon-turned dog-Spike, sitting on a chair next to Sunset’s. He’s trying to offer words of comfort, while Sunset is screaming profanities at him in the middle of a contraction (something along the lines of turning him into a eunuch if he ever comes near her with his double dongs). The doctor, who is trying to pointedly ignore the fact that there is a dog in the delivery room or the bit about two penises.
Now, Sunset’s fully dilated and it’s time to push. Imagine the surprise the doctor would get if, instead of the head of a human baby, it’s a dragon/pony hybrid instead (also them having to do a little maneuvering to keep the horns from snagging or tearing anything.
Now, comes the final push and out pops a fully healthy dragon/pony hybrid. Now, if you want to go the multiple children route, the already frazzled doctor has to deliver a few more children. If you want to go just the one, then the poor doctor has to figure out how in the heck to tell if everything is normal with the baby (it is, but the situation is already strange enough as it is).
Afterwards, the doctor stumbles out of the room, leaving the proud parents to coo over their precious bundle of joy. The doctor, on the other hand, has plans to go and get completely smashed and hope the memories of this messed up day are erased from their memory.
Course, this is all dependent on if Sunset delivered in the human world and the mirror magic didn’t change the child to human or dog (or some kind of hybrid of the two). Of course, this is all moot if Sunset goes back to Equestria and delivers there instead.
Like I said, this is just weird stuff that pops into my insane mind from time to time.
Oh yeah, I had forgotten that Sunset has a problem with the Equestrian railway system. Do you think that when she get back to her dimension, she go take ride in a physics compliant train just to spite the Equestrian one?
I came into this story expecting hilarity and not only did you not disappoint, you far exceeded my expectations!
I vote Sunset adopt the Princess's and rule Equestria forever. All hail the Hot Mess!
9466243
I’m pretty sure there is a fic involving that question on here somewhere already. I mean there’s a few fics of Sunset mating with a horse from the human world, so ai wouldn’t be surprised if there’s one regarding Sunset and Spike or something similar
9489686
Yeah, I read the whole “Sunset gets knocked up by a horse” story. I really don’t think that there is a “Spike knocks up Sunset” story.
Sometimes my brain goes to weird places and this was one of those times.
9489789
I know but what I meant is if there’s a story about her knocked up by a horse im pretty sure there might be a story bout her and Spike or one of the girls and Spike maybe
9489953
"Spike and Rarity have a hybrid baby" stories/pictures have kind of been a staple of this fandom since it first emerged from the primordial ooze of 4-chan.
9490150
*shudders* Yeah, the 1 one place on the Internet besides the Dark Web that should be avoided
9490415
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9490415
I don't know. There's as much joy as there is horror. After all 4chan brought us Sparity, and this amazing 4 Chan Video.
9489953
9489789
There is almost definitely Dog Spike X all of the Spectacular Seven. "Dog Nonce" was a comedy one with Sunset just off the top of my head. There was a were-dog one with Sunset and Scitwi. I can remember a multi-part series with Fluttershy and Rarity together with Dog Spike. I can remember three or four with Scitwi, at least one involving peanut butter. And in checking the My Little Fetish group I was reminded of a Rarity X Dog Spike one where it mentions she was impregnanted without realizing it. Though the story ends shortly after.
The only ones I don't know of off the top of my head are Pinkie, AJ, and Rainbow Dash. And a little searching found a story that adds Normal Spike as a dog X Rainbow, Applejack, and principal Luna to the list.
This must be what it's like for Sunset right now.
I actually want someone, anyone, to make a parody of that song with these lines in it now
Sunset, Starlight, Chrysalis and Starswirl are making this story so damn good and I just cant stop laughing holy hell.