• Published 21st Jan 2020
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Horses Don't Have Bathrooms - Rimmer



Horses don't know how to use bathrooms. They just go wherever, whenever. And a lot of them find it sexy.

Comments ( 8 )

11291873
Aye aye. You got it!

Good and more more good

For some reason that last bit is reminding me of Helluva Boss: "The fuck is insurance?"

11305497
GG you got the reference lol :rainbowlaugh:

unlike the hedonistic ponies of Appleloosa

Just what is going on in Appleloosa exactly? Can we visit? I would absolutely love to see what qualifies as hedonistic in this universe.

11305699
Oh, well, you see, Appleloosians do not feel the need to privacy or decorum of any kind. When they need to go, they simply go. None of this trivial "let's find a quiet corner" or "let's wait for the confines of our home," no. They simply lift their tails and squeeze out a lump of fat horseapples in the middle of the street, in the middle of the market, in the middle of their work... so on.

Sunset, for some strange reason, is opposed to this.

11305787

Sunset, for some strange reason, is opposed to this.

Well, that's unfortunate. Appleloosa sounds like a fun place.

11305946
Don't worry. I heard Applejack was planning on taking a trip :ajsmug:

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