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Rimmer
Loving Waifu | Connoisseur of Dirty Ponuts | Professional Shit Writer | Commissions: OPEN | Twitter: @RimmerNsfw
Rimmer
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Definitely gonna be following this, great work!
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Thanks! Don't spend too much time waiting though... My average appears to be 1.33 chapters/year.
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Hmmm... that gif appears to contain a bathroom, which do not exist here.
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Lol, no worries. I have a somewhat lackluster chapter rate for my stuff as it is.
Interesting. I didn't realise that this idea could be made even dirtier - perhaps my own mind was insufficiently filthy?
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This is the product of a mind that has spent too much time fantasized about what oversexualized quadrupeds would do in a dirty, fetishized world.
FYI, that forum post is what spawned this story.
I love this story so much, it caused me to make a new Bookshelf
*sees publish timestamp of Jan 21*
*looks at PC clock*
*sees date is Jan 20*
*utter bafflement*
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I often subvert expectations like that.
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You have time-travel capability, and you use it to publish stories a day early?
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I approve.
I can hardly wait to see what comes next.
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Neither can I, to be honest
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With great power comes great responsibility.
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Well then I'm glad to have inspired, even if the result isn't quite what I had in mind.
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What is this... "responsibility" you speak of?
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Couldn't tell you. Just an innate need to displease the general population with my fetishized work, as fast as possible. And if I need temporal manipulation to do so, so be it.
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A noble misuse of technology.
It occurs to me, if you've got temporal manipulation tech, do you also have dimensional manipulation tech? I don't mean size, mass, volume, etc, I mean dimensions. Realities. If so, could I... borrow that? Just need to make a quick hop to another reality.
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No. It's mine. Miiiiiiine.
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Aw, come on. I just need it for like 5 minutes! It won't even be a return trip!
Well, I'll be following this... uh... for purely academic reasons! Yep, definitely didn't get off on this!
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If there is no return trip how will he get it back.
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Who says I'm taking it with me?
Outhouses are Canon so this needs an AU tag
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I violently oppose any form of AU tagging.
What delicious fun!
Do they have toilet paper to use wipe? I am going to assume yes or no.
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Haha. No.
Unless you're counting tongues.
Hot as always, Rimmer.
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Thank you.
Can you ad facesitting to the next chapter it's kind of what i'm in too
Hey, this story is factually incorrect! Latrine areas are a very serious topic for horses. Ask any horse about proper poop placement. If they don't try to divert the topic to "Do you have cookies for me?" you will get a very elaborate explanation.
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Good to know. Next time I find myself in Equestria I'll ask around.
Does Ponyville have a large pit somewhere that's just totally full of poop, and ponies bathe in it for pleasure sometimes?
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It does now.
And now Starlight develops a vomit fetish. Excellent. I hope you continue this series, it's a lot of fun.
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Aye aye. You got it!
Good and more more good
For some reason that last bit is reminding me of Helluva Boss: "The fuck is insurance?"
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GG you got the reference lol
Just what is going on in Appleloosa exactly? Can we visit? I would absolutely love to see what qualifies as hedonistic in this universe.
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Oh, well, you see, Appleloosians do not feel the need to privacy or decorum of any kind. When they need to go, they simply go. None of this trivial "let's find a quiet corner" or "let's wait for the confines of our home," no. They simply lift their tails and squeeze out a lump of fat horseapples in the middle of the street, in the middle of the market, in the middle of their work... so on.
Sunset, for some strange reason, is opposed to this.
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Well, that's unfortunate. Appleloosa sounds like a fun place.
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Don't worry. I heard Applejack was planning on taking a trip