A boring day for me becomes really interesting when I discover a changeling plushie in my room that happens to be alive. I manage to anger Queen Chrysalis when she comes to rescue it and now I'm stuck in Equestria until things cool down a little bit back home. I try to think of it as a vacation, but don't you usually relax on vacations? And actually go home?
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A first person, self-insert. I know it has kind of been over done, but I'm just starting out writing fan fiction so I need something to start with. Rated teen for moderate swearing and a slight torture scene.
Chapters (4)
I enjoyed this. I desire more.
HA HA time for ponies
Funny fic, a bit morbid at some places but still funny.
meh :/ its good and not good at the same time but ill continue to read this
I find this amusing, please do continue
Now this is how a human gets in equestria
The Poster is right...
I will also continue to read.
Wow. He is quite the lihd. Don't translate that.
If you ever want to come to Equestria, piss off a powerful being so another powerful being will come and save you, just don't go overboard with how you piss off the....Celestia dammit i lost my train of thought.
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please hurry up with the next chapter, I am liking this a lot
Lost it "Fuck you, I want food." and the pillow fort.
So changelings have infested Earth eh? then there is only one viable solutioni255.photobucket.com/albums/hh158/vividwings/Warhammer%20motivational%20Posters/exterminatus2.jpg?t=1214419318
God He must have a target magically placed on his crotch now.
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970973 Ow. That hurts just looking at it. And the magically placed target is my way of letting karma beat me up without the pain that accompanies said beating.
I like it
please make haste with uploading the next chapter
Seems a bit odd that Celestia can sever Chrysalis's connection with her hive so easily. Especially if it would have saved her an asskicking. Plus wouldn't it be safer for the human to be in his own world rather than in the world the changelings came from?
1098243 Short answer: profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/372958_314665518577123_590236375_n.jpg
Long answer: Luna was researching spells to defend against the changelings. One was isolating a changeling from the hive. Celestia was not aware of that spell when she first fought Chrysalis (I don't even think she knew what changelings were). As for why Celestia brought the human to Equestria and not leave him on Earth, while I haven't gotten to the full explanation of that in the story, basically the hive was split in two and only the half on Earth got the order to kill him. There, plot holes filled.
So why is Anthony calling the princesses Celestia and Luna? I mean I'm an irreverent bastard at times, but if I found out there is such a thing as a magical unicorn with wings and enough magical heft to move a bloody star, you'd better believe I'd be calling her Princess and ma'am.
1098362 I guess you can say he's a little fumed about being forced from his world into another. Honestly, I'm not a stickler for small details like that.
1098405 I found this story after reading your post on Wanderer D's most recent blog post and I have to say. I like this, it's a little crude and hurried at times, but the story is humorous and the ideas are original.
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I know this story hasn't been updated for 3 years, but please man, you gotta continue this. It's freaking hilarious.