I Think I Summoned a Ponk.

by TheMajorTechie

Pinkie and Universe Hopping: A Brief Explanation

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Watch this if you want your mind blown... and if you want to understand what Pinkie says directly below this line.

"And so because there are many more than just four dimensions, theoretically, you would be able to open up a portal to another universe without even leaving the one you're in."

I blinked. Pinkie had just finished her lengthy explanation for how she was able to just jump between universes-- literally.

"...That explains so much."

"I know, right?!"

"So basically, there's ten dimensions, each one nested within the next one. Right?"

"Yep!"

"And in order to travel into or through a higher dimension, you simply fold the fabric of reality, and cross it like it's nothing?"

"Uh huh!"

... I can't believe that this actually makes sense.

I can!

Of course you do, Pinkie.

Now... let me think it through a bit more...

"If I were to travel back in time by accelerating past the speed of light, would that mean that I'm folding reality around myself just by moving?"

"Kinda!"

"But what about the new perspectives? How would you make any sense from your surroundings if everything is just a long line ranging from beginnings to endings? How would seeing time itself make sense in any sane way?"

"There is no sane way!"

Well, at least that explains all the swirly messes I saw when Pinkie pulled me through that portal.

Oh that? That's just for decoration. Watching an infinite number of Universes fly by in an infinitely minute amount of time doesn't look very nice, so I put wallpaper in the portal!

HOW DOES THAT EVEN FREAKIN' WORK?!

Simple, it doesn't!

THEN HOW DO YOU PUT WALLPAPER ON A PORTAL?!

I don't!

BUT YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU DO!

That's just my trans-existential twin talking to you through my mane!

Wat.

Author's Note:

Carpet's being done today at the house, so I haven't had a single minute of quiet since I woke up this morning...

Comments

[Blue Whirl]

That makes a lot of sense now...

[TheMajorTechie]

7494952 My science teacher showed it to the entire class once. Everyone but me and the teacher came out frazzled.

[TheMajorTechie]

7494895 She's staying forever. Didn't you read the part about Pinkie being in multiple universes at once with a single shared mind?

Also...

fffffffooooooooorrrrrrreeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr...

[TheMajorTechie]

That second person who disliked must probably hate getting their mind blown.

[Blue Whirl]

7495001
Maybe a family member who didn't have insurance to cover it?

[TheMajorTechie]

7495153 Or they thought that "Dislike" was "Dis I Like".

[Twilight Connor]

7495170 That... IS BRILLIANT!!!!! MUST... USE.... JOKE!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!

[Level Dasher]

...Holy crap.

I've been binge-reading this in my Tracked folder. Pinkie explaining the 10 dimensions just bumped this up to my Faves.