I Think I Summoned a Ponk.

by TheMajorTechie

Plummet

Author's Note:

I don't know what this is, or where it came from, but I wanted to write something.

Pinkie finally stopped, taking a single, very audible breath as she finished singing. Honestly, I can see why she's singing that, 'cause technically, when you're in space, you're falling in every direction.

"FREE FAAAAAAAALLLLLIIIIING!"

Please... stop it. Get help...

"NEVAH!"

I watched as Pinkie suddenly sped to the sub's controls, and pressed a single, red button. Immediately, the entire submarine jolted as we began hurtling towards the Earth.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"I fired a backwards torpedo!"

Ok. So I'll just sit here as we plummet to our deaths.

Comments

[redsopine]

Facehoofs * damnit pinkie you pinkie promised not to trash my sub if i lent u it

[TheMajorTechie]

7597577

[redsopine]

7597636 thanks for playing along

[TheMajorTechie]

7598816 No probs. I like doing this!

[redsopine]

7599175 same here oh and pinkie if u see discored again give this not which reminds himhe still owes me 5k bits with a thousand year intrest

[TheMajorTechie]

7599180 *starts raining money*

[redsopine]

7599185 bites a bit * nice try but real bits not fake or exploding choclate or with your face and stuff

[TheMajorTechie]

7599219 *diamonds*

[redsopine]

7599260 really raitys shop is full of them

[TheMajorTechie]

7599312 *rains molten gold*

[redsopine]

7599345 holds up a umbrella and holds out a bucket

[TheMajorTechie]

7599856 *flaming molten gold streaming from the depths of tartarus*

[redsopine]

7600185 wait a secound * hey this is my emergency gold held in tarturs

[TheMajorTechie]

7600208 *Sadistic laughter*

[redsopine]

7600270 grins as i fire tendil rises from tatruras and latches on discored * dummy you should know using your magic there would lead you to being captured

[TheMajorTechie]

7600459
I'm reconsidering a sequel. Check out my latest blog post, 'cause I already wrote the description for the story.