Life is going well for Gordon. Two years ago he won the jackpot on the lottery and decided to build his dream home in the Yorkshire countryside. 6 months after moving in, he wakes up one day and realises that either the hills have moved, or he has.
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Just when I thought this fic was dead, low and behold it rises from the grave. Guess that old gospel song is true.
Well, looks things have come to a "Head" so to speak. (Bad pun, I know.)
Ooer!
Though I view football as a pathetic waste of time and a pointless overpaid sport...
If the trains a rockin, dont come knockin.
The description of Earth history hopefully went by fast enough that the ponies didnt actually have time to think or remember it, or at least just filed it away as freindly chat instead of deep introspection.
Gordon, any relation to Sir Nigel? really needs to make up a short comedy play for the Ponyville players to make up for that. If he has enough time before Hearth Warming or other celebration?
I propose 4 college students have trouble with a very ill avian in a Torquay hotel. Starring Philomena and Genuine, the Siberian Hamster.
Hmmmm...I have strange feeling that it will turn into children in future...Well i like it
1. Twilight seriously needs to get laid
2. One of these days, Gordon's going to bitch slap Twilight for acting like a cunt.
I love the british stories, especially the ones with our army guys, like that other story Dying Embers
There comes a point in every man's life where he mjst make a cboice. Given Gordon's situation in Equestria and his shaky standing with Twilight, I can see where Gordon's current predicament will lead. However, this goes back to the choice I spoke of earlier. Would you think with your dick or abstain?
A few things about Twilight:
1. She needs to unwind really, really, really bad. Unfortunately, it may have to be forced.
2. She is going on and on and on about the negativity in humans. It's great that she admits that she needs to change, but if she's not careful, she's going to "thin the line" as it were.
3. Has she read To Kill A Mockingbird yet?
On a few side notes, I'm sort of glad he didn't bring up the Jews...yet.
Twilight should be shown The Dark Knight. Granted it may further the misanthropy, but it does show that madness is like gravity. All it needs is a little push, something of which she might end up being if she doesn't control that long tongue and big mouth.
YA THINK?!?
Football..... I'd rather play rugby.
Twilight is REALLY pissing me off with this "humans are violent" bashing, if a pony killed another in self defense would she call said pony a killer to? EVERY species is violent at some point Twilight! You ponies are no different, hell their(and Celestria's) first encounter Gordon is a good example of that(and please bring that up at some point Hawker).
sorry to disappoint you but in Germany it has become a running gag that our trains are always late. A train coming 1 to 5 hours late is nothing unusual here in Germany. I don't know how it is in Switzerland. I don't live there.
Viele Grüße aus dem schönen Deutschland
You....... Damnit! Cant come with anything. Oh well, that was a nice cliffhanger. Subtle enough to not be noticed till the end, and leaving the readers for more. Always impress me with these you do.
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Well, Rainbow certainly didn't seem opposed to sharing earlier.
If he is ever going to show the girls football, show them 93:20. Probs the best moment in modern english football.
A pony tried to stop the day/night cycle.
A pony enslaved the Crystal Empire.
A pony probs did some other shitty things, I kinda stopped watching after a while.
Fuck off Twilight Sperklez, people aren't perfect but neither are pones...
This may just be me but his life was endangered just over 24 hours ago you would think if he leaves ponyville his house would be in great risk of vandalism or worse I would have asked someone to watch over it while I was away if I were in his shoes
8189199 That guy looks like Gordon Ramsay
I haven't eaten in his restaurant in a while. I hope in my next tour I'll be able to take a friend with me.
8189030 she is really getting on my nerves to my friend. Pota mardi carbon, I feel like I just want to strangle her to death.
personally, i'm not a fan of Football, either british or american . but if he does introduce it, i hope he can keep the equestrian players from becoming massive fucking pussies like ours who fake injuries left and right. and before you call bullshit on that, two words. Bo Nielsen. also, i hope he can keep the crowds from being psychotically violent rioters like the majority of ours are when they loose
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That's... kind of the Idea. Hell Fire is Gordon Ramsay Pone.
8189960 oh, oh shit.
8189976 Hell Fire's restaurant is called "The Grill of Glasgow". Gordon Ramsay was born in Glasgow, Scotland.
There's also his introduction:
And this scene:
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8190038 oh well thank for the information my friend.
Half forgot I subbed to u on patron and get early access to the stories read some went wait didn't I already read this then remembered oh right it wasn't finished then :P
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I've done something similar. I was reading my own story, went away to make a cup of tea, came back and started reading again. After a minute or two I though, 'This seems familiar'. Then I remembered I was reading my own story.
Ugh its called soccor, look it up the U.K. or Britts were the ones to give it that name. always hated the dang sport, every time i play and every time i kick the damn thing it ends up hitting some girl in the face, im not kidding, i wasnt allowed to play on the team in highschool, or during P.E., poor girls are lucky with just a bruise, i actually broke a girls nose once, scariest thing id ever done. The singular word football is an American term, the U.K. called their version rugger.
Now onto berating Twilight, ponys arent all kind.
1) Sombra, i can guarantee there were plenty of deaths of the crystal ponies he enslaved.
2) How many guards and civilians died when luna turned into Nightmare Moon, i bet there were more than a few?
3) Discord need i say anything else, i can't lie, there were countless daeths under his regime.
4) Celestia she obviously killed the Humans, so how much blood is on her horn and hooves?
5) Chrysalis her crimes are known, kisnapping, enslaving, possible rape of Shinning Armor, assaulting royalty on 2 counts.
6) Twilight, mind manipulation spells, time spells, breaking and entering the castle, (against spike) child abuse and child labor laws, ect.
7) Spike, theft, destruction of public and govt. Property, kidnapping, attempted mirder of a baby( the phoenix) , as well as being a pyromaniac.
8) Aj food poisoning, child abuse( hog tying spike), child labor laws,.
9) Rainbow, destruction of govt. Property ( cloudsdale winter factory), child endangerment (the camping trip), assault of fellow wonderbolts.
10) pinkie, use of illegal mirror pool, destruction of town, unlawful breaking of the forth wall.
11) Rarity, child abuse neglecte, and harm with sewing needles and pins
12) Fluttershy, broke animal ownership ordinance, and animal cruelty (harry the bear),
13) blue blood, we all know wat he did.
14)the CMC the list is too long.
15)there are soo many more, i actually have a list i made once when i got board, it has every flaw and issue with every mlp character thats ever been.
More please!
-Ru
8188653 It probably would've been out sooner, but you see he and I are working together on this somewhat, he does the writing and I look over and edit the story, we both discuss ideas. The reason it took so long was he wanted me to look over the chapter but I couldn't because I had to prep for finals, so this chapter would've actually been out two or three weeks sooner if it weren't for that.
8199863 Yeah, it's crunch time for everyone round here. My editor has some really nasty final exams, so getting proofreading for one of my stories means I have to be really patient.
8188723 No offence, but I think attacking royality like that probably wouldn't help Gordon's reputation any at all. I admit, Twilight is a bit of a hypocrite and does seem to be forgetting a few aspects of her own history, but still Gordon attacking her like that would NOT be a smart idea. At all. Unless he has a turned to stone wish.
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Pretty sure there's a point where nobody gives a fuck if she's royalty.
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That and he was a little justified.
It seems that Twilight is slightly flanderized. She cares about order, but she doesn’t know where every single book is, nor if it becomes less organized, as shown through all the times where the entire bookshelf fell or the numerous times she couldn’t find things. Along with that, highly neurotic though she sometimes is, and as prone as she is to worrying about possibilities, she only worries about them if the possibility of them occurring is in the future. She worries about how Celestia reacts to her actions, but once Celestia has reacted, she doesn’t worry about what could have occurred if Celestia had reacted in a different manner.
Finally, there’s her belief that Chamberlain must have been a bloodthirsty man who wanted war, caused be making assumptions, despite how, in the first Zecora episode, she’s against making assumptions on circumstantial evidence, since Zecora was acting in a manner which seemed strange. Given that Gordon said that the Nazis were invading other countries, she should have assumed Hitler was the bloodthirsty one, as the evidence of the actions pointed towards him, and also that Gordan said that the Nazis were given a chance to remove their troops before Chamberlain would declare war... It points to the Nazis wanting war, not the country that waited until after the other country launched multiple invasions and gave a chance to withdraw before declaring war. She does assume things, but when everything points towards one assumption and you make the other assumption based on one thing... That’s not Twilight. That is a case of flanderization, as you’ve taken a few traits and emphasized them to a larger degree than it should be. You may be able to explain the part about Chamberlain on an anti-human bias, but Hitler was also a human, so it couldn’t really have affected her, since both were human.
Is this fics's Sunset Shimmer going to be showing up in this?
If she fled through the mirror portal and into a human world...
I would love to read about how she took it.
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Maybe. Though if she did it would be much later in the story.
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Slight problem with your theory. Has Gordon ever been informed of any of these incidents? That would be a no, considering Twilight's still trying to make Ponykind look better than humanity, which she has failed utterly at. My point being, Gordon can't exactly comment on incidents he doesn't know happened. Now 8189030 has a point. Those incidents he can call her out for.
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Slightly flanderized? She's a hypocritical version of herself. That's more than slightly.
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Very well i conceit to your argument.
I noticed this story is added to the human X anthro harem group, does this mean Gordon will have other mares, or heck other races interested in him? Or is it monogamous?
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It's monogamous. I didn't add the story to the group (so I can't remove it). I did ask for it to be removed from the group but got no response. It's also been added to Polyamory and Boobies and even more Boobies (both without my initial knowledge, I'm not a member of either group).
Hawker Hurricane: Sorry 2 hear that, though i wish there was gonna be a harem for gordon, but its your story you make the rules to where the story goes.
A couple things A. I take back my first comment I see why he rushed to anger B. This is a great story I am intrigued greatly. C. Wasnt this a harem fic or did I confuse this with something else D. I felt as if those racist ponies should have been dealt with more profusely like im not satisfied with what was done with them.
lol Glasgow is my hometown name!
GIVE EM ONE FOR PEARL HARBOR!
Obligatory train-entering-tunnel as a prelude to what I assume to be a sex scene in the next chapter?
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The Valley Parade fire incident happened precisely a month and two days after I was born. I was technically still in the hospital due to being almost three months premature — recently found out that I was supposed to be born January 6, 1986 - I was actually born on October 3, 1985. Yeah, I'm an old bastard, I know, lol.
Missing space.
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Either ‘words’ or ‘a word’.
One, why put Gordon's between ' ' (<- those two)?
Second, was there a sudden perspective change there?
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Leaving his home defenseless to the extremely racist species is not a good idea.
I also hope it's rainbow talking and not her heat.