• Published 14th Oct 2014
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Don't Put Luna in the Corner - wizard32363



After the events of the cherry jar, can Celestia survive another one of Luna's pranks?

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An Explosive Idea

“Do you not realize what pain you put me through!? I got angry in front of Twilight, the Princess of Friendship!!!”


Celestia was furious. After the incident with that inoperable jar last month, Celestia was more than determined to find out who had played such a cruel joke on her. She stared down at Luna, who stood there laughing like a hyena. Celestia didn’t share the feelings with Luna. She was more than pleased to banish her to the moon again, if it even came to that.


“Sister, dear, it was a harmless prank! Did I not make you laugh as I told you of my fun?”


Celestia had to consider this thought. Originally, she had laughed it off, but then she remembered the bad impression she had made on Twilight Sparkle. Then again, Luna was always playing pranks on the mane 6...she most likely didn’t even mean for the prank to get as far as Celestia.


“Luna, you have to stop with all the mindless pranks! It is getting out of hand. Look, that broken glass still rests where I threw it...can you not try, for at least one day, to refrain from pranking?”


Luna smirked, shaking her head.


“And what will happen if I do not?”


“Do you really want to find out?”


Now it was Celestia’s turn to smirk. That trick always worked on everypony. They were all scared of her, even Princess Luna, her younger sister.


“Fine. For one day, I won’t do annnny pranks. But after that, I get to prank you!”


Celestia sighed, agreeing to the terms. She stood up, intent on grabbing a slice of cake to enjoy before she went for her daily visit to Ponyville. Standing up, she found she was trapped, a thick wall of plastic wrap surrounding her throne.


“LUNA!!!”


Luna fell back laughing. Her sister hadn’t even noticed when she was wrapping it around, and now she was trapped inside of her little bubble. Celestia sighed, sitting back down on the seat.


“Get me some cake, Luna…”


As soon as her plot touched the seat, a loud, disgusting sound echoed across the room, across the hallways of the castle. Celestia jumped up, running face first into the wrap around her seat, a whoopee cushion lying flat on her chair. Her eyes turned fiery, her voice erupting to Luna.


“GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!! “


Luna stared down, a little ashamed that she had fooled her sister so cleverly. She was angry now, and that made Luna feel sad. She had never made a pony this angry from one of her pranks. They usually just laughed with her.


Stopping to stare up into the face of her enraged sister, Luna slumped over to the corner of the room, sitting down in defeat.


For almost an hour, they sat there in silence, Celestia having poofed up some cake to enjoy as Luna stared at the blank wall. It was one of the most uneventful times of her life, right behind staying on the moon for 1,000 years. When Celestia felt that Luna had served her sentence, she stood up, tearing the plastic wrap with her horn. She put a hoof to her face, wondering why she hadn’t thought of that before.


“Alright, sister, I think you’ve learned your lesson about pranking Queen of the Sun. You can leave the corner now.”


Luna didn’t move. She just kept staring at the wall in the same position as she had entered the corner. It was as if she had been taken up by the wall, bringing her into a trance like it had. Celestia slowly stepped over to her, poking her head.


“Luna, I said you can get-”


Boom!


Luna had exploded into a thousand shreds of confetti. Celestia jumped back, screaming like there was no tomorrow. Luna was laying all over the floor in confetti.


“Sister!!! What in Equestria!?”


Celestia gathered up as many pieces of her sister as she could, bunching them up and placing them in front of her. Her horn glowed, the magic surging through it. The confetti shreds lit up, hovering into the air and quickly transforming.


When the spell was finished there stood, quite poorly, a paper-Mache Luna piñata. Tears welled up in Celestia’s eyes. She felt as if she was to blame. She had yelled at her sister and put her in the corner, and then she had probably exploded from boredom.


Celestia stood up, her tears falling to the ground. “I am sorry, my beloved, for doing this to you. I will avenge you, and cause to myself the same pain as I have caused you.”


Celestia sat down, her face buried into the corner of the walls. She sat there and stared, the wall becoming a fuzzy mass to her expressionless eyes. The whole time she was in the corner, her tears wet the floor. She was going to explode, and Twilight was going to take over Equestria. It made perfect sense. Celestia would never live without her sister.


She felt almost read to give up on this. Celestia had been sitting in the same corner for the better half of three hours, and not a single thing had happened to her. It felt hopeless. Just as she was about to get up, she heard a giggling behind her. She instantly recognized the voice and her face went red again.


With an angry expression, Celestia turned around to face the pony who stood laughing in the corner. All she saw was Luna, her eyes welling with joyous tears.


“You totally fell for my piñata trick, sister! Ha-ha, I fooled you again!”


Celestia didn’t even care anymore. She stood up, walking out of the room quietly. Luna was confused. Her sister had not yelled at her, nor laughed with her. It was odd for a Princess like Celestia to take a joke lightly.

“AHA! GOTCHA!” Celestia jumped out from behind Luna, who proceeded to scream at the top of her lungs.


“I. Pranked. You!”


This time it was Luna’s turn to scowl. Her older sister had prankedher, the best prankster in all of Equestria! With a smile on her face, Luna said, “Good job, sister. I must give you credit for that. But just one thing…”


Celestia was happy. Her sister had credited her for a weak prank like that. Her voice went back to its cheery self. “Yes, Luna, what can I do for you?”


Luna floated a cherry jar up to Celestia’s face. “Can you help me open this jar?”

Author's Note:

This was just a random story I made. Mostly, I'll either write a long chapter to a long story, or just one short story entirely. Not all my sort stories are 1,000 words, though! Some can be from 7,000-12,000! Just enjo the sequel :P It's not as exciting, I know, but still XD

Comments ( 35 )

Nice I liked it :twilightsmile:

Please tell me there will be another? I dont want my punishment to be in vain.

5138296 Do not worry! The trolling ventures of the Princesses will not be stopped!! Hehe, but I am about to post another comedic story. Hopefully will get approved quickly 9~6 but answering your question, there will be many more! :twilightsheepish:

5138310 yes!!! Now to sneak back in my house....

Goodness, I really enjoyed this and the other short story you wrote, they were spectacular for an early morning read! You've got a great and quick writing style, and I really enjoyed them both. One quick thing; the title, "An Explosove" idea, slight typo Wizard. Don't want you to miss that, it's little things like typo's that get some people to be over critical. :pinkiesmile:

5138675 Haha, tanks for pointing that out! I knew there was a nagging voice in the back of m head about something...I'm glad you liked it! Actually, this story will have a sequel to itself XD Double sequel! Idk...perhaps it will be about somepony else...I'm not saying it's Luna...but it's definitely Luna. :pinkiehappy:

Why didn't I read this earlier?


Laugh Out Loud this story was! Marvelous friend, absolutely marvelous! :rainbowlaugh:

5141537 now the sequel and that one with twilight XD and one later :p I feel like a jerk! XD enjoy!!

5141561

I'm gonna call you buy your real name right now... James.

Why must you tease me with the one shots?!

I told you to write more of them mister...

:trixieshiftright:

5141579 by* XD anyhow, I'm writing many while I wait for long story ideas! I have one in progress right now! It's called, "One Rainboom Too Many" (spoilers!) And it's a slice of life story!

5141594

You can't ignore us sir!!!!

My story has 14 favourites, 15 likes, 0 dislikes, and 56 views!
Brilliance! And so much yay all over my face.

:yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

:trollestia:

Comment posted by wizard32363 deleted Oct 15th, 2014

5141603 Why not go and read, "The Many Follies of an Exciting Day?" I heard wizard32363 wrote it. :3 Haha, well, I really need to start on that feels story...

I already read it.

Celestia was happy. Her sister had credited her for a weak prank like that. Her voice went back to its cheery self. “Yes, Luna, what can I do for you?”
Luna floated a cherry jar up to Celestia’s face. “Can you help me open this jar?”

shouldn't "cheery" be "cherry"? :rainbowlaugh:

Enjoy the pun!!

5141678 Nope XD I'm done! Done! Haha, one more to pun on :3

5141691 (going off of the description) I don't think im ready to pop pinkie's cherry. Or anyponies for that matter.
:rainbowlaugh:

I'm gonna go and derpify my laptop.

To the Derp Mobile!
Derp Girl away!
Derp derpa derpa derp derpa derpa Doo Doo Doo Doo!!

5141699 Oh my! XD :pinkiehappy: Nope! All the nope! Nah, Luna is just mindless :P

5141709

I may have done something.... On here... To this story...

:derpyderp2:
:derpytongue2:

5141709 Im off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz I mean pop lunas cherry (jar) I mean read "And A Cherry on Top" :rainbowlaugh:

That'll be 16 favourites, 59 views, 16 likes, 0 dislikes now.

5141731

Mayor may not have added it to some of mah groups for ya.
:derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2:

Comment posted by MrMoonBird deleted Oct 15th, 2014

This... Was... SOOO.. Funny! Wuv it #TROLLUNA... oh gawd the colors

That ending, tho. I love this series.

6063662 Thank you :) It's great that I have fans like you reading stories that honestly don't deserve what they get X3 You guys only inspire me to write more and improve on my previous compendiums. Thank you for reading my series, and don't forget to check out whatever else looks fun to you :3 Good day, and may you stay safe from the pranks of Luna!

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