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Just a guy who likes MLP

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Ever since the introduction of legalized Marijuana in Ponyvill, the town had become over run and over crowded by stoner ponies everywhere. Smoke fills the air, as Twilight nerves are coming at an end, as she tries to ban the plant once more.

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Twilight of all ponies should know that marijuana is healthy :D

I've been waiting for something like this to happen... and the ensuing shenanigins.

oh gezuz i just pictured pinkie pie stoned... this is gonna be goooooooooood....:pinkiehappy:

#4 · Nov 2nd, 2011 · · ·

Dear Luna what have I found? This just sounds like it's going to be :rainbowkiss: SO AWESOME! I can easily see applejack being just like she was in applebuck season... Hell, she looked like she was stoned anyways... I wonder what fluttershy would be like... Probably having freak outs the entire time... Rarity would probably have a whole bunch of new ideas, but when she's sober she'll think they would be the worst things in equestria... Oh well... Only time will tell... (sorry for the accidental zecora moment there.)

Working on more soon. keep posted for the update!

I'd think Pinkie stoned would be like how Eddie Izzard described himself on drugs: he apparently becomes horribly sensible and normal when high. "Ah, Insurance. Very sensible. Yes." So Pinkie would land in between Pinkie and Pinkamena and just be plain Diane Pie, who is just this pink pony, you know? Anyone who knows her would run for the hills and be convinced it is the apocalypse.

i hope this portrays pot correctly and isn't the stereotypical bash that usually happens. Just stating some facts that marijuana does nothing harmful to the body. In fact it has been proven to actually reduce the size of tumors. There are no long term effects that degrade the health of the human body. Now you might be saying to counter that statement that it damages the lungs. Well, yes you are right. Smoke... damages the lungs not the marijuana, smoke inhalation is bad for you not the thc. If you smoke marijuana out of a vaporizer there is no damage to the lungs what so ever. Actually, it is beneficial to the body as it reduces stress. There is a legitimate reason to why you can get a medical license for this stuff. Smoking does not make you permanently stupid only temporarily. It is physically impossible to overdose on THC, while thousands of people die from alcohol poisoning and nicotine. Now the stereotypical stoner would really only apply to when they are on the effects of THC. The effects simplified are sleepy, happy, hungry. There is no evidence that marijuana is the gateway drug and people who say that are retarded. Think about this, if you see a person who does cocaine , crack , heroine why the fuck do you think that person would not also do marijuana. Tons of people smoke marijuana but simply hide the fact that they do, people arent going to tell a census that they smoke because they are afraid of incriminating themselves. Now those same people don't do retarded addicting drugs like heroine and cocaine, people who those dangerous drugs are retarded. Most stoners will never touch another drug other then alcohol and pot, me included. Another thing you might say is that pot is addicting, when it is not. You can get mentally addicted to it, but you can also get mentally addicted to anything else such as ponies, ice cream, World of Warcraft , sex, etc... There is no physical addiction to this plant, thats all it is a plant. I'll admit i am a stoner, but this does not interfere with my school work as I am in college. For example, I get all my homework for the day done before I actually smoke. Me smoking is a way to relax once i have all my work done for the day i get a nice high and enjoy TV it also helps me sleep. Most people who don't want pot legal don't understand what it does to the body, and what the effects are. Most people are ill informed and a prejudiced against it because they don't understand it, most conservative people like Christians vote against it. But, are they right? Christian belief is that anyone who isn't christian will burn in hell, this includes ghandi. Islam repeatedly says 'death to the infidels' peace only applies in that book to other muslims. But, i am getting off topic, religion is important as it gives the average person something to believe in. It helps them get by day to day, I can respect that. So next time you vote on a pot related issue please vote in favor of it, I'm sick of the government telling me what I can and can't do. This country was founded to have as little government interference as possible. This is no longer the land of the free, if we do not speak up for ourselves who will.

Interesting premise. You just got tracked.

Buck, multiple comment posts. Sorry.

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this story doesn't sway one way or the other. Ultimately Twilight will have to decide weather or not she approves. the journey along the way will influence her decision, and she may or may not find that she likes it.

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k k good i just wanted to make sure this wasn't just bashing on stoners the whole time, though i do laugh at the sterotypes cause some people are like that

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This story is actually being written by me and a stoner friend of mine, so he will be the one making the argument in the story about how weed can be a good thing, while i will be the opposite, making it so Twilight will have a hard time deciding weather she likes it or not. Both arguments will be made. But remember, this is all just in good fun. Its not meant to make a serious statement of any kind.

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but, the whole world is reading this....




ok maybe not

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Well, everyone has the right to chose what they believe is right. This is just a funny fan fic about a silly situation. :moustache:

I dont advocate anything one way or the other. I dont smoke, yet i personally think it should be legalized. However, keeping in mind this is just a funny made up story, i dont want to spark any heated debates about it. :twilightblush:

It was alright, I didn't find anything particularly interesting in it.

Although I do have to give you points for the "Dave's not here man," I laughed pretty hard at that. :yay:

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to late... who wants to argue?

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You just had to play that card didn't you... Fine i'll love and tolerate others opinions...

I had a good laugh... This story has good potential... Eager to see the mane 6 get high.. This has good potential ill wait till later to rate to see where this is headed.

First off, it was too short. It didn't make grammatical sense in some areas. Twilight's style of talking was a bit off, but Applejack was okay. There was some good physical humor like the cloud of smoke. But in all it was way too short to really get anywhere.

Not a bad start, although there is one thing that confuses me: Why was Hemp criminalized in Equestria in the first place?
Racism against zebra jazz musicians and pony's from mexicolt? Or Corporate interests perhaps?
Were there pony versions of Harry J. Anslinger and William Randolf Hearst? :rainbowlaugh:
Was it only illegal to smoke it or were hemp fiber and seeds illegal too?
Did Celestia declared it illegal so she would have more dope for her own stash? :moustache:
And why is it now legal again?
And why only in Ponyville?
And where is all the weed in Ponyville coming from when it was just re-legalized?
Growing magic?
Holland?
Celestia's stash? :trollestia:


Damn, this raises so many questions and i'm only mildly high right now. Can't wait for the update.

wheres the next chapter bruv? loving this!

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