Tom hears about Boulder's appearance and decides to take advantage of it.
Sexually... Because this is a rock hard smutfic.
Homosexual rock sex happens.
WARNING! CONTAINS!
MAGAMA/LAVA FLUIDS
VOYEURISM
BAD WRITING
LIGHT FOURTH WALL BREAK
HOT ROCK ON ROCK ACTION
A HORRID SHIP
If you dislike any of this stuff... Don't read it... Because this has it.
Seriously.
As a sentient rock, I have to confirm that: yes, that is how baby rocks are made...
But, in all seriousness this fic was hilarious.
bravo! nuff said
See you there.
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Pictured: Rock orgy.
What do you think Maud Pie would do to you if she read this story?
Wow. How is it that I am slightly turned on by this fic?
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probably some rocklatio. Maybe some pebblingus.
4102327
Something something hard as a rock...
Wowhee, you sure know how to connect the pieces on were all that rock candy came from. Good show, bud!
4102430
I actually thought a lot of people thought this.
Now I feel special.
HOLY ROCK!
Being that this is the first fic I have ever written (Minus all of those failed fics which I repress into the depths of my computer) this actually turned out great.
I love you all for loving this.
Rock.
You really rocked my world with this fanfic...
I have to say that, while the writing wasn't rock solid, it was still pretty good.
8/8 g8 b8 m8!
omg im done with life
this reminds me of the Flintstones from family guy
Um... What?
This made my rock soft.
4102412 What is rocklatio and pebblingus?
Why, tom! You can come over to my ditch and rock my rock any rocking time!
There is a reserved seat in hell for me too..isn't there...WORTH IT!
Im so pebbled by this rock'n story!
4104981 When 2 rocks who love eachother get tired of regular homosexual rock sex
*realizes they don't have mouths
*
Now I am as confused as you
God-tier shippage; obvious in retrospect
So thanks for that.
so beautiful