Shane White is a normal seventeen year old. He goes to school, hangs out with his friends, and in his free time, messes with the bronies on the internet. He lives a semi-happy life, but what happens when he's knocked unconscious due to certain events?
When he awakes, he finds himself in a strange new land, with strange creatures. He thinks he has to live there permanently, but what happens when he wakes up in the real world again? He soon finds out that when he's awake, he's in the normal world, but once he falls asleep, he's back in Equestria, where everything that happens there affects his physical body back on Earth.
While in Equestria, Lance Greenfield and Razor Graze from 'Living the Dream' and 'Three Of Me' show him their special ways of friendship. Will Shane be able to overcome his hate for bronies? Or will he continue to hate and live a unhappy life in two very different worlds?
(This story is brought to you by: Kickass222urmom and KillJoy.)
And so it begins. Let me say awesome and first.
I also claim this spot with my amazing ability to read quickly.
Hmm, I like this! :D
You read my bio didn't ya?
Or is it just a coincidence
384796 coincidence
384802
Oh ok
384836 but you sir are really lucky down, I only can wish to go there
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And I know why my friend
Awesome stuff, Tainted is a troller in disguise
A hater learning to love and tolerate from Lance and Graze
I can sense the fun coming
YEAH, being friends with Graze and Lance.
I wonder if they have Kill,Joy and Break,Dawn with them.
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You dare bring hate to the brony community!? YOU MUST LOVE AND TOLERATE!
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*fire LAT(love and tolerence) lightning*
Oh fucking god no.
Tainted better run or hes going to get in a shit load of trouble
Dear god, Equestria is screwed.
384838 Is this like in an alternate version of Graze's and Lance's life? If so, does that mean the OC's from Living the Dream and Three of me vs School Society won't appear or will only be mentioned?
386741 some references would be made, they went to school together
"and not sure if like you know what random time Pinkie Launch the cupcake missiles rainbow use sonic rainboom twilight activate the harmony lazer fluttershy use the stare cannons applejack throw the apple grenades ocs use whatever pwers you got rarity your useless to me gok go super sayan golem use self destruct humans use nuke bronies love and tolerate" "And thats how equestria was made" "Oatmeal muffin" "Oat-" "Muffin!" "Twilight its discord I'm joining him harmony is over used" "What he's chaos incarnate" "I know p.t.t.f." what?" "PIE TO THE FACE" "HUMAN GIVE ME YOUR HAND" "NEVA!"
386972 ....
387607 what I see no need for ... so I copy and edit
"and not sure if like you know what random time Pinkie Launch the cupcake missiles rainbow use sonic rainboom twilight activate the harmony lazer fluttershy use the stare cannons applejack throw the apple grenades ocs use whatever pwers you got rarity your useless to me goku go super sayan golem use self destruct humans use nuke bronies love and tolerate" I ordered "And thats how equestria was made" pinkie says appearing out of nowhere "Oatmeal muffin" Derpy says holding out a muffin to pinkie "Oat-" pinkie starts to say "Muffin!" I yell as I grab th muffin and eat it. "And I win." says discord appearing out of nowhere as well. "Twilight its discord I'm joining him harmony is over used" I say Jumping next to him and pointing to the sky "What!?! he's chaos incarnate!" She exclaims "I know p.t.t.f." I say smiling "what?" She says giving me a strange face "PIE TO THE FACE" I say pulling a pie out of nowhere and throwing it in her face "HUMAN GIVE ME YOUR HAND" Lyra says swinging a butcher knife at my wrist "NEVA!" I yell as I run away.
387691 THAT COMMENT STILL DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, NOT EVEN TO PINKIE D:
387726 are you sure It makes total sense to me and others have read sililar comments that didn't even have the things saying who's saying and doing what and they understood because you don't understand that means you are ignorant to my level of random
OMFG!
Shane got fucking Falcon Punched! OMFG I can't wait to see how this plans out!
I can't stop fucking laughing!
Damn it! I was hoping for Graze to hold a grudge! Oh well, I guess that would defeat the whole point.
~Either that or Graze has gone soft.~
Thanks...a fucking...bunch Cyclone for getting us a punch...
~What?!~
389039 ... Ok, that I understood.
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see you understand my lowest level of random (When I'm using random that is infact the lowest level but I CAN TURN RANDOM ON AND OFF ON IS MORE FUN) DAMN YOU CAPS LOCK WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME PRESS YOU
390119 "I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams When the city sleeps And I'm the only one and I walk alone" I sing walking along
"LAUNCH THE FRIENDSHIP MISSILES!" Pinkie yells as rainbow missiles fire at me
"AHHHH! NO PINKIE LEAVE ME ALONE!" "I yell back
"NO YOU MUST BE MY FRIEND OR I"LL FORCE YOU TO EAT CUPCAKES!" She yells
"I HATE CUPCAKES LEAVE ME ALONE!" I yell my throat getting sore
"And thats how equestria was made." pinkie says now back in the present
"No pinkie thats how you attacked me with rainbow painted missiles yesterday." I say calmly back
"I could've said that but the who-mans reading this comment would find it boring." pinkie says breakin the forth wall
"I don't care pinkie because oatmeal." I say
"Oatmeal-" she starts to say
"Yes I am crazy." I interupt her
"CUPCAKE!" Pinkie say trying to stuuff a cupcake in my mouth
"AAHHHHH! NO PINKIE MAKE ME COOKIES I HATE CUPCAKES!" I yell holding her back
"TWILIGHT HELP ME FORCE FEED HIM CUPCAKES!" pinkie yells looking at twilight
"HAHA ALICORN TRANSPHORMATION ACTIVATE!" I yell turning into a red alicorn with fire for hair
"NO HUMAN DON'T CANTERLOT IS IN HEAT!" Lyra yells
"TOO LATE RUNNING NOW!" I say as Celestia appears behind me
"Prepare to be terminated." terminator says chainguns at the ready
"WHAT WA-" I start to say
*Machine gun sounds*
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"AVAST YE LANDLUBBER!" a pirate yells at me
"NO PIRATE GUY I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" I yell randomly
"SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS" the pirate starts to sing
"AH SINGING PIRATE!" I yell as I start to run
"Muuuffffiiinnnn." Derpy says holding a muffin
"HAHA I STEAL YOUR MUFFIN DERPY!" I yell garbbing the muffin as I continue to run
"THAT'S MY MUFFIN!" she yell as she flies at me leaving a trail of gray and yellow light
"Oh poop." I say stopping
*Sound of nuke accoponied by giant gray muffin cloud*
"My muffin." derpy says walking away with the muffin
"I'M ALIVE THANK YOU CELESTIA!" I yell to the sky
"Here have a cupcake." pinkie says holding out a cupcake
"Pinkie I don't like cupcakes remember." I say
"Oh ok have this muffin." she says now holding a muffin
*squee* "MUFFIN, OM NOM NOM" I say nomming the muffin
"Nighty night." she says as my vision blurs
"Oh crud monkies" I say before I black out
"Thank goodness you finally woke up now onto the fun part." Pinkie says with a strait mane
"You know pinkie I'm good." I say rejecting the 'fun'
"Oh silly why would you do that that would hurt my feelings." she says smiling evilly
"Oh well I'd prefer not to be kidnaped tortured and eaten" I say pulling my arms foward
*Leather snapping*
"Oh silly I was prepared for that." pinkie says pulling out a remote
*sound of button being pushed followed by mechanichal wirring*
"And I'm free fre falling." I sing as I fall towards some crocodiles
*Boing*
"One croc...." I say as I bounce of the crocodiles snout
*boing*
"Two croc and ladder." I say as I bounce off a second onto a ladder
"Silly I still have a falchion." pinkie says pulling out a falchion
"Pinkie I dont remember falchion's being surgical or torture equipment." I say
"I know but your putting up a larger fight than Gilda." she says pulling out a griffon skull
"Pinkie you amaze me but..." I start to say drifting off
"But what silly?" she asks smilling
"PRESSURE POINT!" I yell jabbing her right behind the jaw
"You are under arrest for harming a subject playing a prank!" Trollestia says appearing out of nowhere
"Go figure." I sa crossing my arms as I'm teleported to prison
Join us next time on random comment!
390525 See I could actually follow that, the first comment was all toilet noise.
BWWWAAAAAAAAAAA
Fanfic Picture, y u no make sense?!
AlsothisisreallygoodIcantwaittoseeanewchapterbutIdratherhaveLTDandThreeofMegetupdatedandohmygoshdidIhearthattheOCsfrombothareinthisbecause
iftheyarethereisachanceofmebeinginthereohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshdidIsaythatIreallylikethisbecausetheguythatistheprotagonistisadickandIenjoywa
tchinghimgetconvertedslowlyandpainfullyfuntime!
390582 hmm well atleast you followed
but did you enjoy that is the question
395503 TO ENJOY OR NOT ENJOY
THAT IS THE PICKLE
One thing why would Shane say buck? He hates ponies no? So why would he say something that would really only be used by a brony in that context. It would make more sense that he say fuck....that will be all
This is good but their is a much better version which you've kind of ripped off i.e. this
420875 we didn't rip off of anything man, I'm sure we never even read that. So basically, it's not ripping off.
421369 Fine not ripping off just.......................................................................doing it once and now we're probaby gonna see a lot of people doing
So, the worlds and writings of two extremely good fan fiction writers...
The world will end because of the sheer amount of awesome! Wait...
...
...
Nah, still
Shipping prediction.... Aroma and Tainted Shadow perhaps?
Epic.
Can't wait to see where ths goes... Although, I take it that Lance isn't a Brony sent from a dead human world in this story?
I wonder when the next chapter will come out?
I liked the first two
PERFECT!
And he disappeared, without leaving a trace.