• Published 14th Feb 2014
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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: The edited out stuff. - boothnat



Our hero Arthur dent and his allies accidentally go to/invade Equestria. Oddness occurs.

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And then came a problem. Intro.

The heroes prepared themselves.
On their velociraptors they felt invincible, but they knew they were not.
Ford Prefect lowered his lance, let out a war cry, and said-
"Why have you drank MY COKE!"
The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy has this to say about coke.
Coke is a drink that has, coincidentally, been created on every planet in the galaxy. Somehow, all variations have the exact same chemical make up, even though the actual materials may not be existing on the planet.
It serves exactly one purpose.
It.Is.Delicious.
The bunny looked at him bravely, then said-
"Where's that fellow Arthur Dent?"
Ford stared at it, stupefied.
"I AM AGARAJ(WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS), AND I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE FOR BEING KILLED SO MANY TIMES!"
Ford stared at the bunny, then stepped on it, snapping it's neck.
Just then, a yellow pegasus mare entered,
"Angel?"



"ANGEL!"

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