Nearly five thousand years ago, wizards ruled the Earth. Then came a fierce war that wiped them out. Nearly. Fast forward to the present day, Equestria has appeared and is wiping out humanity with it's conversion serum. The last of Wizardkind will rise again, and the ponies will fall. One problem though. The wizards are kinda crazy. One is in his own pocket realm, one's stuck as a bird, one's trapped in a tree, the witch is lost somewhere, and the other one, well, he's missing.