League of Bronies

by darkironpony

Another Brony and another party

Author's Note: Sorry if this chapter is not good and sorry for the delay. Life issues got in the way but hopefully now I can get back to writing chapters every two days instead of four or more.

[Outside SugarCube Corner]

I was dressed in my average attire. With my black jacket zipped and my gray fedora in my hoof I walked in.

"Surprise!" a high pitched voice yell as I opened the door. "Oh sorry Bass," Pinkie said looking curious about my stance,"I did not see you there."

I tryed to catch my breath. [Hey I love Pinkie as much as the next pony but she nearly gave me a heart attack!]

"I am fine," I lied gasping for breath.

"Okie Dokie Lokie!" Pinkie said giving a soldier salute and went back...[ I honestly have no idea where she went, ok?!]

"Hey Bass," Adven said waving a hoof at me from under a table. Beside him under the table was Shadic who shot me a venomous stare.

I walked towards the table to chat with my friends. "So, why are you guys under a table?" I asked dumbfounded.

Shadic let out a heavy sigh and his deadly stare became more tolerable,"Because it is a surprise party." He then looked like he remembered something and gave me the venom filled look again. "And thanks a lot for leaving me to be hit by my marefriend."

I chuckled and blurt out,"Well at least she didn't have a chainsaw."

Shadic's face held a trace of worry as he put a hoof to my mouth. "Shh,dude she is here for the party. Do not, I repeat Do not give her any ideas!" he yelled clearly scared of his marefriend. [Well all sane males are afraid of their females except me and Adven but we are not sane. Insanity lets us have cake and eat it too, with frosting!]

"Move you two," I said as I tryed to get under the table with my friends. It felt snug but I dealt with it for the moment. No longer did I get comfortable when I heard a knocking on the door.

"Um..is anyone there?" a heard a low soft voice say.

"Who is that?" I whispered to Adven but before he could answer the door was opened by the pony with the soft voice.

"Um..is anypony there?" I saw a dark gray pegasus stallion who had a black mane with stripes of light blue. His eyes were a dark brown.

Huh. I thought he would look different than that.

"Surprise!" Pinkie said appearing out of nowhere in front of the gray pegasus.

"Eep!" the gray pegasus yelled out of fear of the pink blur that is Pinkie Pie.

"You ok?" I asked concerned. Before he could answer everypony shot out of their hiding places yelling surprise. [Loudly may I add. I mean like royal canterlot voice loud 'loud'. It shocked me and my head shot up through the table. Seeing something interesting I grabbed it with my mouth and hid it in my jacket's pocket.] I wonder who left this here? Probably was Doctor Whooves. [Well you know a wise man once said, 'Yoink!']

The gray pegasus fell down shocked by the volume.

"Um...could you guys be a little less loud?" the pegasus begged still laying down on the floor. Man, he is like a male Fluttershy.

I grinned. [Watch this folks. Troll powers activate!] "Nope,"I answered mimicking Big Mac's voice. [Badly, may I add....What?! So I can not do a southern accent. So what?!...Move along folks.]

The gray pegasus seemed to shrink into himself out of fear and curl into a ball. Damn it. Talk about overreacting. Now I feel bad. Curse you emotions. Curse you!

Everypony fell silent. I decided to move towards the crumbled up mess that was once a pegasus. "Uh bud?" he rose his head with tears in his eyes. "Are you ok?"

"..." he shook his head.

"Then come on buddy,"I said offering him the object I grabbed while I was underneath the table. [Here is a hint it is long and is scared easily.]

He looked up and he rose a brow. "What is that?" he stammered still shooken up.

I grinned. "I like to call this my party banana,"I said swinging my banana to and fro.

I heard somepony whisper something. I looked back to find a familar looking tan brown stallion standing to an even more familiar light gray pegasus nudging him as he giggled. The tan brown stallion gave me a thumbs up. [I think. Hey you try and differentiate one hoof from another. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker!]

The pegasus chuckled confused at my antics with my 'sword of destiny.' [I tryed using it to cut the welcome cake. Funny thing is it worked!]

The party went well enough. The pegasus had taken to huddle in a dark corner. No pony approached him except for Pinkie Pie but even she could not get him to talk.

I was going to go try my hoof seeing as I am the one who calmed him down.[I know I'm a hero. I saved somepony with a banana. That I stole from a table. Yes,I am a hero!]

I felt somepony come and pull me aside. It was Carrot Top and she didn't look pleased.

Before I could respond she threw her hooves over me. "I am sorry for hitting you before. It is just that I was worried for you and.." I placed a hoof on her lips to signal she did not have to explain every little detail to me. I simply gave a grin that said 'kid I think this is the start of a beautiful relationship.'

She smiled and nuzzled herself under my chin and felt tears fall down her cheeks. I wanted to say something...anything to get her to stop crying. [I always hear this when I see anypony cry.]

I wished I could say something to make her not have to cry. You should probably just be a better coltfriend. Yeah,probably. Wait a minute! I am not her coltfriend! Am I? I do not think the best time to ask her is now while she is already crying.

To distract myself from my conversation with...me I turned my attention back to the gray pegasus. Note to self. Learn that pegasus's name.

I noticed something interesting in his corner. He was talking. I turned my head and my jaw dropped. He was talking to Fluttershy. I guess they are kindred spirits. I grinned and held Carrot Top in my hooves for the rest of the party.

[After the Party.]

The last ponys left were of course the stallions. Me, Shadic, Adven, and the mystery pony specifically.

Shadic began picking up trash and stopping constantly to rub his head with his hoof.

"Uh..Shadic? Why are you rubbing your head with your hoof?" I asked completely confuzzled.

Shadic's face regained its dark stare. "Because somepony thought it would be a good idea to take me to my marefriend's house when I got hurt!"

"That still doesn't explain..."I trailed off recounting my visit to drop off Shadic at the house. "Oh! So she hit your head. Good."

"Of course, she can get a little testy," Adven chimed in.

I was going to respond when I suddenly heard the front door begin to open. I looked at the door and found the party pegasus there. Before he could fly off I tackled him.

"..What do you want?" he asked frightened by my aggresive behavior. [No one better say you. I am watching you clop writers! I am watching you!]

I made an exaggerated gesture and asked,"What is your name?"

"...Um...it is Jero," I heard his faint voice answer. [Achievement completed! Wohoo! I am a boss at achievements.]

"Told you he was a brony!" Adven said reaching out his hoof to Shadic.

Shadic sighed and placed two bits in Adven's hooves. " Yeah ,fine." he said crossing his arms with a huff. [I guess Rainbow Dash is not the only one who does not like to lose. Probably the two of them could join L and start a band. Dude, I am getting that band together! Maybe......Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa tooooooo muccccch woooooork.]

"Well don't worry, we are bronies too," I said with a wide crazy grin. [What was that? How did I know I had a crazy grin on my face. Well when I do other people have the I gave them the crazy grin face. Obviously.]

"Any suggestions for his pony name?" I continued earnestly.

"He is not a pet," Adven said defending the poor gray stallion.

Shadic smiled and rose a hoof.

"Yes, Shadic?" I said mocking a teacher's voice.

"I vote for Fluffy," he answered with a serious expression.

"Yes,yes quite well,"I continued my facade. A few seconds passed and we all broke into laughter even our unnamed friend.

"How about Shadow Breeze?" the stallion asked softly.

I, Adven, and Shadic got in a football type huddle and discussed our opinions.

"We say!" I said raising my voice up two octaves," okay."

Shadow gave a grin. "Is he always like this?"

"Unforunately,no." Adven answered promptly. "Usually he can not make anypony laugh. I guess we are all just tired."

"Ouch! That hurt,"I said as I pretended that I was physically hurt by the very comment.

"Guys, we are kind of forgetting something," Shadic added.

"What?" we said in unison.

"Where is he going to live?" Shadic asked determined to get an answer.

"I guess where Snowy is," I suggested. A second later I was on the floor covered in the leftover cake.

Shadow Breeze laughed at this.

"Fine, how about he stays with me?" I suggested as I began eating the cake off my face.

"O..k," Shadow Breeze said hesitantly.

"Okay then, to my batcave!" I yelled running towards my docile of living and not a cold dank cave. I didn't wait to hear Adven's or Shadic's objections. [Besides the only person who could offer a good objection is Phoneix Wright anyway.]