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TotallyNotRainbowDash


A totally normal, but awesome, human person.

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Bet you're all wondering how I wrote Rarity's words so well, with all those weird long words she uses. Turns out there's this thing called a thesaurus, and you can put a word in and it gives you a list of longer words that mean the same thing and sound like stuff Rarity says! So I totally just used that and it sounds just like Rarity.

The future is here!

However did you come up with that ingeniously woven, intricate plotline? :duck:

Oh, but I tease, dear, that was... something.

Good effort.

I don't know, I kinda liked CertainlyNotRarity's story better.

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Thanks!

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That person's would have been better if they hadn't had Rarity hit Rainbow. Or if Rainbow kicked Rarity's flank for that. It was just totally unrealistic because of that.

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I am not sure I agree. Rarity has show some pretty serious combat skills in the past.

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She's tough, but not as tough as Rainbow, and you don't do stuff like that to friends. It's not cool.

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Still, I do like stories where Rainbow Dash gets punched. She is very punchable. Not my favorite character. Lightning Dust has that title.

Maybe I'll change my mind if somepony someone writes a story where Lightning and Rainbow get hot and heavy. Bet that would be some angry sex.

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Stories where Rainbow Dash gets hurt are stupid! Unless she gets hurt in some really awesome way, like saving the world, and she gets better at the end.

And Lightning Dust got herself kicked out of the Wonderbolt's Academy, so you're betting on the wrong pony there. But... if she said she was really sorry, and really begged Rainbow Dash, I think Rainbow would probably have sex with her. Maybe I'll write that.

I see that funny little argument. This story was.... cool, I guess. It had me confused at first, I thought it was going to be a dream with how much they talked about Rainbow Dash like she was THE SHIT.( Not saying she isn't- she completely is) I just wouldn't expect Rarity to worship her as so.
But the part about the volcano- I loled so hard!! Like-literally LMAO.

Anyways. That's it for now. Peace, and the person who said they enjoy Rainbow Dash getting punched, here's my message for you:

You have two options:
Die in a fucking hole or let me catch you on fire and watch you burn. Lightning Dust is a piece of shit- and even hasbro made it out that way.

Later!

(P.s., Rainbow Dash is best pony.)

I can't help but wonder who's next? I'm also curious if she'll do anything... exotic while having sex.

oh man these are just so lame. whoever wrote these is a total dweeb youg ot nothin better to do than rite bout some lame-o ponies rubbin their flanks together? get a life

also rainbow dash is worst pony even that ditzy mare with the weird eye flies better than her

So here I sit, having not slept because of a bad cold keeping me awake, but I am in high spirits thanks to this story. Thank you, Not Rainbow Dash, for bringing a smile to this sick dragon's face.

3377394 Oh? I would happily read and comment on anything you contributed, as you seem to know how to make a not-lame story, and I am always on the lookout for more writers to follow.

“I’m going to have an orgasm just watching you. You look that exceptional.” Rarity said while she was panting.

“You can do that, then I’ll give you another orgasam after.” Rainbow offered as she kept undressing really slowly and making Rarity hotter.

:rainbowlaugh: Boy, that Dash sure does have a way with words.

I can't help but wonder which one of her friends is next. Kinda hoping for a certain other pegasi...

I am confused.... what was the plot behind this? I mean, Rarity just blurted out that she wanted to have sex with Rainbow Dash.... shouldn't Dashie's reaction be more along the lines of 'What?'

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