I'm writing this because of the new episode where Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon have officially pissed me off... I regret nothing.
Alucard pushed Pinkie aside and walked past Goku and Vegeta. In doing this he saw poor Scootaloo getting picked on by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon on how she couldn't fly.
Alucard knew who Scootaloo was and felt bad for her. He had always kept the thought that maybe, someday, her wings would grow and she would be aloud to kick the shit out of those two.
Of course, those were the days when Alucard wasn't around Ponyville, so today had to be different.
"What's the matter blank flank? Feel bad about putting Ponyville to shame since you can't fly?" Diamond bitch said enjoying Scootaloos' tears of insecurity.
"Y-y-you know. Someday, my wings might grow." Scootaloo sobbed out.
"Yeah they could, but probably not. Face it, you're a disgrace to all pegasi everywhere!" Silver cunt added.
Suddenly a huge shadow overtook the three fillies and a voice followed, "You know, every time I see you two picking on her I'm never around to set you straight." Alucard was holding a threatening tone, "But it's gonna be different today!"
Silver whatever was the first one to speak up, "What the heck are you? some kind of monk-" She was cut off by Alucard bitch slapping her so hard that flew off towards the distant mountains causing them to explode with enough force to send a decent breeze over Alucard, only adding to his badassness.
"What's the matter Diamond bitch! Didn't think I was the kind of guy to come out of nowhere and mess up your day?!"
Diamond worthless sat in front of Alucard unable to move and Scootaloo was equally as scared. On the other hand Alucard held a huge smile and something like a black aurora surrounded him.
Alucard continued, "Maybe, you should have thought this out before you started shit you couldn't finish!"
Fucking Tiara couldn't keep her whore mouth closed, "You're not even a pony. Celestia won't be happy with what you did to Silver Spoon."
With this, Alucard put his gun in Diamond bitches mouth, "Bitch I follow Luna." Then pulled the trigger while still smiling. I'll leave the blood and gore to your own imagination.
"Were those stupid cunts bothering you?" Alucard asked in a calm tone towards Scootaloo while holstering his gun.
"U-uh yeah...Are you going to kill me now too?" Scootaloo was still in tears after recent events.
"No no no no no...well maybe." Alucard said in a joking tone while Scootaloo cringed on the ground. "Relax, I wouldn't kill you, you're too damn adorable." he said as he picked Scootaloo up giving her a reassuring hug. The kind of hug you need after a bashing like Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon gave.
"You're so nice." Scootaloo managed to say.
"Yeah, now you need to figure out where your deserting friends went to and why they pussed out of a fight." Alucard said as he sat Scootaloo down. "Now run along, I've got a story to continue."
With this Scootaloo was all better and her confidence was restored. She had never felt more sure of herself and decided to try flying again and she wouldn't stop until she would be able to achieve actual flight.
Alucard smiled to himself knowing the good deed he had done on this day. He rid the world of two bitches that the writers of the show would never actually fix. He then turned around and started walking back to the library in slow motion, getting an approving nod from Vegeta while spraying Old Spice Body Spray on him and himself as he passed by into the library.
That felt good.
Oddly enough, I could so easily see Alucard cuddling Scootaloo, and it was fucking adorable.
Capture that as an image and make this Demotivational poster:
"Guardian Angels...got nothing on this!"
Thank you for killing them off. Alucard was just perfect for the job.
If anything, their deaths were too quick, and not painful enough
This is the Crimson Fucker we're talking about here, he should've shoved her Tiara down her throat and out the other side or something, and eaten the glasses bitch.
Yes I hate them too
3631924 I know right, She'd be his pet chicken or something.
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3632139 Good ideas, and that's why I left it up to the readers to see what it came out like. I set it up and the readers imagination completed it.
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Actually, I had this crazy idea where Scootaloo was Alucard and Luna's biological daughter, and the reason we never see Alucard is he's been recovering since he cast the time travel and sun-protect spells to come forward in time to Luna's release and to allow Scootaloo to survive the ten years of diurnal cycles since they landed a decade early. Thus, how Scootaloo grew up in Ponyville, how we never saw her parents, and why she can't fly yet.
Besides, the mental image of the first Family Appreciation Day Scootaloo can bring her father to:
Cheerilee: Alright, Scootaloo, will your father be joining us?
He will, but I just want to warn everyone, my dad is a little bit strange.
Diamond Tiara: If he's your Dad, there's no wonder.
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon laugh.
Alucard phases in halfway through the chalkboard.
Alucard: Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?
Everyone else screams in fear. Scootaloo flops on her back laughing.
3632412 Oh my god yes! You should write that. I'd read it!
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When it's written, I'll link it to you.
3632670 I'm excited!
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Hasn't passed moderation yet, but...
Here's the first chapter.
WHY CAN I LIKE ONLY ONCE?!
He gave that Diamond bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons. He just blew her mind with it.
Actually that looks more like a plateau.
3651390 Sir, I up vote your comment.
I imagined the planet being covered in blood. The blood was then eaten by Gandalf who turned into Luke Skywalker before exploding into confetti, which burned seconds later.
3651390 RIIIIICOOOLAAAAA
This is right up my alley, a fic not afraid to call those bitches out for what they are. Loved this especially reading the diamond Tiara and Silverspoon chapters from Equestrian Wind Mage
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Oh god, I knew this chapter was Gold, but THIS!! Yeah, I'm happier than ever and have 2 authors to thank!! I'mma read the hell out of both these stories and enjoy it!! THANK YOU BOTH!!!
Well then. !kcuF
*And then Alondro brings DT and SP back to like and makes them immortal, for no other reason than to prove he's the biggest troll ever*
People totally hate DT and SP, just for being pricks...
Yet they love Chrysalis for trying to take over the world and enslave the ponies forever...
People are really stupid.
somepony write DT & SP IN SAWTRAPS
3932764 oh God damn it
Raise you hand if you thought they deserved to die. *raises his hand*
5527491 *Raises Hand*
5527491 *Yawns loudly 'Freakin biches' as his hand raises "accidentally"*