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Many people have many theories about Scootaloo. Some think she's an orphan. Some think she's part of an abusive household. Others still worry that she's somepony's illegitimate offspring that's hidden away.

However, the truth is far from that. She has a loving mother and father, and she means the world to them both. They've gone to great lengths all for her.

However...they're just a little...strange. Especially since neither one is comfortable with coming out except at night.

Rated Teen for some adult language.

Partially inspired by this story by Colonel J.

Edit: New Cover Art by G_Haze! Found here.
Edit 2: And G_Haze has decided to update the cover art, and damn does it look good.

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 728 )

Fucking yes, All of my yesses to you, sir! I don't think I can say how much I truly love this.

Also, for that guy (Whoever you may be) that doesn't know who her father is...It's Alucard. :rainbowlaugh: TFS version to be exact.

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Glad you enjoy it so much. As soon as I get confirmation that this has been approved, I'll work on more chapters.

Once that happens, any chance you could link this on your story? I'd love the extra publicity.

3633644 Totally, and maybe if it wasn't too much trouble, you could do the same for mine.

3633668 Whoa that was quick. As soon as this story goes live I'll put on TFS goes to Equestria.

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It's approved! It's visible now!

3633698 Who the buck? I LOVE HER DAD BUT WHO IS HE?

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Start with this video. That'll explain it all.

3633713 TFS version Alucard.

3633698 It's up there, right above Super Kami Guru allows this. It's glorious.

3633721>>3633722 BEST! DAD! EVER!!!!

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Now just think about who the Mom is.

3633756 The girl Van Helsing or that random chick he made into a vampire?

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And how would that create a filly? Think again.

3633772 3633764 Great, now I'm gonna be watching the comments till he gets it.

The title is misleading, I thought Scootaloo's parents in this fic were Bat Ponies. Though it would explain a few things...:ajbemused:

Damn you wrote this fast, and it was pretty friggin good :pinkiehappy:
Is he gonna see Pinkie Pie's Party Canon? Because Bitches love canons :rainbowlaugh:

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Don't know yet, maybe.

Awesome! Faving!

You damn crazy bastard you did it. I figured it out at the blue wisp smacking him. :pinkiecrazy: Of course I know who mommy is, but I'll never tell.

I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't realize who it was until Integra called him.

3633721 Didn't realize it was the Abridged version though.

Okay, so, clearly her father is some sort of blood sucking biped, most likely a vampire. I'm gonna go ahead and guess the two that everyone else is thinking of and say it's either Dracula or Alucard.

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Take a look at the comments. It's not meant to be a secret reveal.

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As long as you enjoyed the story, I don't mind in the slightest.

3634037 ... Well, I feel dumb now :twilightoops: :twilightblush:

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No need to. Rather, feel silly.

3634166 That seems like an excellent plan! :pinkiehappy:

My best guess is Dante from DMC.

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Check the linked story.

3634216 I'm going to, I just wanted to take a guess before I did so.

3633772 Wait... NIGHTMARE MOON?! WHAT THE BU-*brain explodes due to too much awesome*

I get it! Very clever! But if HE is Scoots dad... Then that must mean... EWWWWW! Dude that is just disturbing.

Great start. Can't wait to find out who her mother is.

I second stop laughing this is so f****** funny

Okay, this is just too funny to pass up.

I figured out who her father was the moment he said 'papist pricks'. Congrats, sir, this story has another watcher!

Also, I know it's inappropriate, but... can we have an update to your Apple Bloom Changeling story? Please?

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You will at some point.

I can only guess that Alucard is Scootaloos father. That has to be some interesting times for sure. But im curious to her mother could be. I got a couple of possible ideas. I will say this...if someone hurts Scootaloo i would not want to be them at ALL!!!!
:scootangel:

I figured it out when I read the comments.

On Colonel J's Team Four Star goes to Equestria.

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Now imagine being Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara when this comes out.:scootangel:

Pft, heheh, I like this story so far. It made me wanna watch the abridge series. And the regular series, glad I am. Looking forward to more. :pinkiesmile:

OMG!! U GUIS!! OMFG!!

Get this! OMG!

Did ya know... OMG... did you, like, know...

That if you... get this, if you take that gui's name... the one in this story... and if you, like, take his name... and you play it backwards..

It become, I'm totally not kidding, it's DRACULA!! :pinkiegasp::pinkiegasp:

(Alondro is slow on the up-tick...) :trollestia:

This is my favorite part right here:

Meanwhile, Diamond and Silver looked like they'd just gotten a text from the Grim Reaper telling them to clear their schedules. And who could blame them? They'd just discovered that their favorite teasing target was the daughter of the Princess of the Moon and the Monstrous Hunter sent after things worse than Discord. Noticing their faces, Alucard sent a wicked grin their way.
These thoughts were running through Alucard's mind:
'Raising a foal from infancy: 2000-4000 bits
School Education: 200 bits
Industrial Strength Sunblock: 500 bits a bottle
Making your daughter's bullies piss their pants: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, I’ve got bullets.

Thanks for a Great chapter.

Scootavampire alicorn! YES.

Ironically, I watched the entire abridged series yesterday when I was bored. I remembered where it was after having watched Attack on Titan abridged, after seeing it on Team Four Star's channel and not from prior interest in the series.
Next day I see that TFS in Equestria updated with some chapters including Alucard and I'm like, "Damn good coincidence this is". Then in the comments I notice a link to this story as well as the basic concept and I was like, "Okay, I like the idea, but this is getting weird." After reading the first chapter I favorite it so I can keep an eye on it, and not an hour later find that there's another chapter, and after it reading I am now thinking, "There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it, BUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!"

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: that's all I got to say about this.

So much wrong with Alucard. I love it! :pinkiecrazy:

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i wont lie i see them...pardon my language for a moment....but i seem them pissing themselves. lol
:ajsmug:

I wondered when this crossover would happen. Admittedly, I hoped I'd be first. :derpytongue2: Oh well. Still, I like the idea of Alucard interacting with Scoots. If you don't mind terribly, I think I'd like to use that kind of relationship in my own. Rest assured, in mine, they aren't related.

Posturing aside, well done. This is funny as hell.

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