Team Four Star goes to Equestria

by Linite

The TFS Christmas Chapter Spectacular!

The Christmas Chapter

Alucard flipped the table over which they were using to play monopoly in fit of rage, ruining their game.

"Sore loser!" Pinkie yelled.

"No, you had Boardwalk and Park Place not to mention all the rail roads! I call Bullshit!" Alucard responded.

"Well I guess I win then." Pinkie said smirking at Alucard.

"Oh okay let me take a second to see who cares! That's right no one!"

Twilight moved in on the conversation, "Let's say that no one won."

"What, you're not gonna let me repaint your walls with Pinkies blood?"

"No Alucard. You can't do that." Twilight moved back and sat down, "I prefer my walls the way they are."

Suddenly Pinkie realized what day it was. "Hey Alucard, is the whole reason why you want to party because it's Hearths Warming Eve?"

"It's Hearths Warming Eve?!" Twilight was frantic looking back through her planner. "How could I have forgotten about that? Where's Spike?"

"Didn't you send him to bed?" Alucard asked.

"Oh yeah, well whatever." Twilight responded.

A pause overtook the library and Alucard couldn't help but notice how bored Luna looked. "Sooo, Hearths Warming Eve?"

"A holiday, Ally." Luna explained. "Where ponies get together and share stuff about friendship or whatever."

"I know what is. I was here a thousand years ago. What I meant was, did you have any plans?" he responded in a seductive tone.

Luna thought for a minute, "No, not really. I don't like Christmas."

Alucard smiled, "Oh my god, you remember what I like to call it." he raised his voice, "New rule, from now on you have to say Christmas."

Pinkie interrupted, "But-"

"Interrupt me again Pinkie, see what happens!" Alucard took a second to calm down and felt in his pocket which had tons of bits in it, "Now, if you don't mind I think I'll take a quick walk."

Luna looked concerned, "Will it be, enthusiastic?"

"No promises." Alucard then slammed the door behind him and began to walk through Ponyville humming Jingle Bells and gaining strange looks from the surrounding ponies.

The sun was setting at its usual rate and was slowly slipping behind the distant hillside. Ponyville was washed over in an orange glow and the temperature began to fall. Alucard noticed Pegasi bringing in snow clouds for the holiday occasion.

Alucard thought to himself, I wonder what I should get Luna? Maybe I'll get her a shirt, women always want cloths. Totally gonna write, eat me bitch, on the from tag. he couldn't help but smile at his thought.

Not five minutes into his walk Alucard stumbled across a shop called Enchantments and Stuff and headed inside.

A strange and mysterious pony was working the register and greeted Alucard, "Ah, Equestria doesn't usually get vampire visitors."

"Wow, you're the first one to call me that."

"Well I am well versed in the dark arts." the pony said.

Alucard smirked and began to glance around, "Yeah yeah, no one cares. Now I'm looking for something that says, sorry I've been gone for a thousand years."

"Is it a mare?" The pony asked.

"Yeah, you know she seemed happy to see me but I get the feeling like she's pissed at me for running out on her."

"I see, well do you know what she might want?" the pony asked.

"No, not really."

"Oh come on, you had to of noticed something, anything about her that she would want."

Alucard thought to himself for a moment then muttered, "The throne."

"What was that?" The pony leaned forward.

"Nothing, uh I need something else. How about cannons?" Alucard asked.

"I have this perfectly unused party cannon." The pony wheeled it to Alucard.

"That's perfect! Pinkies gonna love this!"

"Well, you know what they say?"

Alucards grin grew three times that day, "Bitches love cannons."

"Oh shit Kakarot, they got Dash!" Vegeta yelled as they were avoiding magic shots and running from the royal guard. Dash had been hit with a paralyzing spell knocking her out easily.

Goku and Vegeta decided to hold their own in the market not realizing that they had their backs against a wall. Literally.

Goku was the first to go down although it took about twenty or so shots to do it. Vegeta, on the other hand, was using a turned over apple cart for cover.

"Okay, you want some of this!" Vegeta popped out from the cart firing a volley of energy blasts at the guards yelling "Dakka dakka dakka." The whole time.

Meanwhile Shining Armor arrived at the scene and found Rainbow Dash in custody, he quickly moved to the lieutenant in charge.

"Lieutenant, report."

The lieutenant snapped to, "Sir, two strange creatures have been causing trouble in Ponyville. The Royal Guard had to be called and we have already apprehended this mare and we've downed one of the creatures in an orange suit."

"How did this start?"

"Well sir, local reports say it started with a bar fight then escalated to robbery and even murder."

Shining swallowed hard, "Do you know who the victims were?"

"Uh, Yes sir. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon."

Shining relaxed, "Oh okay, no pony cared about them. Why is Rainbow Dash restrained?"

"She was seen helping them, sir."

"Very good lieutenant, I'll take it from here. Have your unicorns hit him with their strongest paralyzing spells when he stands up." Shining Armor moved forward and could see Vegeta behind the cart. He then used a spell to amplify his voice.

"Cease fire!" At the command all the unicorn guards cooled their horns and Vegeta look out to see what was up. "We have you surrounded, give up now and Celestia may go easy on you."

"Fat chance!" Vegeta responded. "I'm not surrendering to multi colored ponies!"

"You have no escape! You'll tire out before the night is over." Shining responded.

"I could just fly away, dumbass!" Vegeta was about to throw a blast at Shining but he walked away before he could.

The lieutenant looked concerned, "Well, what should we do now?"

Shining Armor let out a sigh, "We have to go under New Celestial Law."

"But sir, she's an element barer. We can't-"

"It's not your decision lieutenant." Shining Armor moved back into Vegetas' view and reactivated the spell.

"I'm giving you one last chance. Give up and come with us peacefully."

"And what if I don't?" Vegeta asked loving the thrill of the situation.

"Then." Shining paused. "Under Celestial Law article 13 section 2, We will kill your associate." Immediately Rainbow Dash was brought into view. "You have until the count of three!"

"You don't have the balls!" Vegeta yelled.

"One."

Vegeta thought to himself, Shit, he might actually do it. And she's probably the only one I care about here.

"Two." Shining Armor began to sweat.

Vegeta continued his thoughts, Okay, so he would probably be able to kill her before I got to him. I guess I have no choice. Come to think of it, I don't know how to surrender.

"Thre-"

"Alright!" Vegeta stood up putting his hands halfway above his head.

Shining Armor let out a sigh, "Thank Celestia."

"Now!" the lieutenant ordered, with this all the unicorn guards hit Vegeta with the strongest paralyzing spells they had and after about thirty or so hits Vegeta was knocked out.

The lieutenant looked at his captain, "Sir? Were you really going to-"

"Now is not the time lieutenant." Shining Armor moved in on the situation to get a better look at the strange creatures. "Have the unicorns double their restraints, I don't want to take any chances."

Shining Armor couldn't help but think, And this had to happen on Hearths Warming Eve.

Alucard was still in the shop and was about to pay the strange pony until he was replaced with a fucked up looking creature, almost like god was drunk when he put him together.

"Discord. Long time no see." Alucard said staring at the draconequus.

"Quite. I knew you had to be back in town with all the chaos going on."

"What are talking about? I haven't even gotten started. I was gonna celebrate Christmas then fuck shit up." Alucard said not completely understanding what Discord was talking about.

"Wait, you mean that wasn't you who robbed the bank and killed those fillies?"

"I killed the fillies. But I haven't done anything else yet. Unless you just count my chaotic nature." Alucard smirked.

"Oh I think I see what's going on here." Discord disappeared and then reappeared at the door. "Those other two guys that came here, they're stealing your reputation."

"Hey! Just wait until after Christmas! I'll have all of Ponyville spit shining my boots!"

"I'm not doubting you. It's just that...well. They've been captured and are being taken to Celestia."

"Oh shit! That's not really my problem now is it. You know I heard she's really turned into a bitch since I left."

Discord leaned back onto nothing, "She was a bitch before you left."

"True dat."

"Look, I'm all for chaos but don't you think you should help them out." Discord said.

"Yeah, and I will. I already have a plan set in place." Alucard grabbed his gifts and walked out of the shop.

Discord appeared next to Alucard and was floating beside him, "You do? Tell me! I want to hear it. You're plans can be the most chaotic thing ever! Well next to me of course."

"Keep it in your pants Discord, No one gets to know until after Christmas."

"Oh fine. Do I at least get to be in on it?"

Alucard stopped and smiled, "Are you kidding? You'll be the main event. Now come on, It's fucking Christmas and I want to spend it right!"

And so, Discord was invited to the Christmas party that Alucard and Pinkie threw. All of their friends were there and they had a good time. No lessons were taught, and of course no fucks were given. Only the sound of laughter could be heard from the Golden Oaks Library. Meanwhile Goku, Vegeta, and Rainbow Dash were taken to Celestias' dungeon for questioning.

And who am I you might ask? Why I'm Discord. And since I'm involved in this story now I'm sure things will get much. More. Interesting. Mwahahaha.

The End....Of this chapter.

Author's Note:

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Also I'm sure there's a part in there somewhere that doesn't make sense or it's a mistake because I wrote the whole chapter and it didn't save it. Yeah, here's a word to the wise, if you're not using Google Docs (which I don't) then save often.

Comments

[Tatsurou]

... ... ...
Neat.

[Lag Incarnate]

Shit's gonna get real. Real good.

[Linite]

3678535
fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/257/d/a/da70ae053d630d8189cad141048efa1d-d49ufrt.png Quite.

3678501 It was neater the first time I wrote it.

[Dubious]

Then out of nowhere, the Orks arrive, millions of Orks, all totting crappy guns and rusty swords.

[Violet Runner]

Also I'm sure there's a part in there somewhere that doesn't make sense

[Linite]

3678856 True dat.

3678792 And they'd lose to ponies... or Alucard.

[Dubious]

3678924 They'd lose, but they'd never truly be defeated, one does not simply kill off the Orks. Also, My windows media player doesn't play audio, fan-fucking-tastic.

[Linite]

3679589 True. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if they had them in the actual show at some point.

[Dubious]

3679595 Probably, and Emperor forbid that Twilight teaches them science, or uses her magic to make them smarter. The universe wouldn't survive.

[Linite]

3706770 Ha! I love the human imagination.

[MidnightTwister]

Is Goku gonna try to eat Spike?

[Midnitemist]

Mr. PoPo meets Sombra, all I'm sayin.

[Midnitemist]

3759069

[Wyrme]

3632139 Who doesn't hate them?

[Wyrme]

3707754 Then you're gonna love this!

[Linite]

3758926 Ha! Yeah, sometimes I start laughing while I write this stuff. I feel like it's starting to die though so I'm trying to get some new material to put in.

3761576 Looks fucking hilarious. It's in my list of things to read.

3756693 3757723 Maybe.

[Wyrme]

3762565 Hilarious is not quite strong enough. But it'll do.

[Violet Runner]

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[Linite]

3889162 Holy shit. You're right. How'd I do that?!
Thanks for saying something I'm gonna fix it right now.

[Bronzer]

Oh, gawd, the cover art!

[Motivated]

ALL MY YES. I love team four star.

[Azreal DuCain1]

4030449
Of all the things to find in your closet late at night, Abridged Popo is one of the scariest.

[Alondro]

Alucard and Discord have forgotten something.

They're messing with Popo's ponies.

No one messes with Popo's ponies.

[TH3C001]

Come to think of it, I don't know how to surrender.

Lol, the Prince of all Saiyans doesn't know how to surrender, seems legit!

[ShadowLDrago]

"Interrupt me again Pinkie, see what happens!" Alucard took a second to calm down and felt in his pocket which had tons of bits in it, "Now, if you don't mind I think I'll take a quick walk."
Luna looked concerned, "Will it be, enthusiastic?"
"No promises." Alucard then slammed the door behind him and began to walk through Ponyville humming Jingle Bells and gaining strange looks from the surrounding ponies.

Oh boy.

Alucards grin grew three times that day, "Bitches love cannons."

EVERYONE loves cannons.

Alucard was still in the shop and was about to pay the strange pony until he was replaced with a fucked up looking creature, almost like god was drunk when he put him together.
"Discord. Long time no see." Alucard said staring at the draconequus.
"Quite. I knew you had to be back in town with all the chaos going on."

This explains so much and yet so little.

[MJ]

Bullshit.