I'm writing this because of the new episode where Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon have officially pissed me off... I regret nothing.
Alucard pushed Pinkie aside and walked past Goku and Vegeta. In doing this he saw poor Scootaloo getting picked on by Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon on how she couldn't fly.
Alucard knew who Scootaloo was and felt bad for her. He had always kept the thought that maybe, someday, her wings would grow and she would be aloud to kick the shit out of those two.
Of course, those were the days when Alucard wasn't around Ponyville, so today had to be different.
"What's the matter blank flank? Feel bad about putting Ponyville to shame since you can't fly?" Diamond bitch said enjoying Scootaloos' tears of insecurity.
"Y-y-you know. Someday, my wings might grow." Scootaloo sobbed out.
"Yeah they could, but probably not. Face it, you're a disgrace to all pegasi everywhere!" Silver cunt added.
Suddenly a huge shadow overtook the three fillies and a voice followed, "You know, every time I see you two picking on her I'm never around to set you straight." Alucard was holding a threatening tone, "But it's gonna be different today!"
Silver whatever was the first one to speak up, "What the heck are you? some kind of monk-" She was cut off by Alucard bitch slapping her so hard that flew off towards the distant mountains causing them to explode with enough force to send a decent breeze over Alucard, only adding to his badassness.
"What's the matter Diamond bitch! Didn't think I was the kind of guy to come out of nowhere and mess up your day?!"
Diamond worthless sat in front of Alucard unable to move and Scootaloo was equally as scared. On the other hand Alucard held a huge smile and something like a black aurora surrounded him.
Alucard continued, "Maybe, you should have thought this out before you started shit you couldn't finish!"
Fucking Tiara couldn't keep her whore mouth closed, "You're not even a pony. Celestia won't be happy with what you did to Silver Spoon."
With this, Alucard put his gun in Diamond bitches mouth, "Bitch I follow Luna." Then pulled the trigger while still smiling. I'll leave the blood and gore to your own imagination.
"Were those stupid cunts bothering you?" Alucard asked in a calm tone towards Scootaloo while holstering his gun.
"U-uh yeah...Are you going to kill me now too?" Scootaloo was still in tears after recent events.
"No no no no no...well maybe." Alucard said in a joking tone while Scootaloo cringed on the ground. "Relax, I wouldn't kill you, you're too damn adorable." he said as he picked Scootaloo up giving her a reassuring hug. The kind of hug you need after a bashing like Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon gave.
"You're so nice." Scootaloo managed to say.
"Yeah, now you need to figure out where your deserting friends went to and why they pussed out of a fight." Alucard said as he sat Scootaloo down. "Now run along, I've got a story to continue."
With this Scootaloo was all better and her confidence was restored. She had never felt more sure of herself and decided to try flying again and she wouldn't stop until she would be able to achieve actual flight.
Alucard smiled to himself knowing the good deed he had done on this day. He rid the world of two bitches that the writers of the show would never actually fix. He then turned around and started walking back to the library in slow motion, getting an approving nod from Vegeta while spraying Old Spice Body Spray on him and himself as he passed by into the library.