Blame the first few fanfics he was unfortunate to read. They all had Twilight discovering a human, imprisoning him, questioning him, introducing him to a XenoCelestia who would promptly blast him into next week, then apologise to the all too accepting idiot, fucking him, sometimes killing and reviving him, then a rutting montage followed with her marrying him or some other bullshit.

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I want him to want me!
I want him to need me!

*Feverish Headbanging*

well shit twi bashing? i mean i know i like twilight, hell its in my damn name.
but even i enjoy a good twi bashing every now and then.

That author's note at the beginning...

May I... know what those fics are?

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I've purged those atrocious stories from any and every memory I have

That includes the titles. But if you're really curious then go on Fanfiction and put Twilight as a character in the search.

It won't take long, trust me

"Welcome to Cloppers!" she exclaimed happily. "Where the service is so good that you need only clop, and we're there."
Richie and I merely stared at the waitress in a…somewhat dumbfounded way.

That was my reaction exactly!

Between writing fics full of dehumanization fetishes and karma houdini villain alicorn/changeling protagonists, and hating a character for her defaced representations in the fandom to butthurt levels, you're the most ass-backwards dude in this fandom that I know of, pal.

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I'll take that as a compliment

3330132 Go ahead. Some portraits of Twilight in fiction are on Celestia's unfortunate level.

Great Chapter!

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Yeah, I've noticed a rather large amount of Cellybashing this week

Needs more Twibash.
Don't know how much the next one will have but it will need more....

Why? Because fuck Twilight with a 7 meters tall 15 centimeters thick stop sign.

he is too far from a quadruplet to make him a complete changeling.

quadruped?

Blame the first few fanfics he was unfortunate to read. They all had Twilight discovering a human, imprisoning him, questioning him, introducing him to a XenoCelestia who would promptly blast him into next week, then apologise to the all too accepting idiot, fucking him, sometimes killing and reviving him, then a rutting montage followed with her marrying him or some other bullshit.

Could i trouble you for the name of these? I wish to point and laugh at their absurdity.

I want him!
I want him to want me!
I want him to need me!

Chrissy solo, nuff said.

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Was trying to find the right word for "He is too far from anything remotely equine or griffon"

T'was the first word that popped into my head

3330062 HAHAHA!

3330062 He's right though. That's how a whole bunch of fics go these days.

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Yeah, I think you were looking for "quadruped", not "quadruplet". The latter does not have anything to do with equinoids; it goes along with "twin", "triplet", etc.

You read *cough Xenophilia! *Cough and hated it too huh?

take up the mantel of ruling

"mantle"

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I'ma just wait for you to point them out to me. I'm too tired at the moment, it's 3am over here

3330149 Hey there is only ONE I Want You To Want Me and it's the 'Live at Budokan' version 1979!

oh poor chrissy!

I would like to point out that Richie only got arouzed when he saw a stallion walk out with raging boner. Is he gay? That would explain why he hasn't banged Chrissy yet.

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I assure you, it was the way she spoke to the stallion, not the stallion himself, that aroused Richie.

That clopper joke really got me(cant believe you really did that)
So you finally admit that you hate Twilight(Is that the reason why you did it?) Do you hate her more now that she's an alicorn princess?

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Did what?

And...maybe, I hate hasbro for doing it.

Mostly because they care more for toys then they do about the fans.

But meh, what do I know

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Same reason here.(always about the money.) I just don't think she's the right mare for the job.

And you know what I'm talking about.

My god someone slap Twilight's shit up she's so stupid in this fic

Ahh, so it is a parody with the typical Twilight-and-human-with-a-side-of-imprisonment plot that seems to haunt most stories these days. I salute you for tackling these.. repetitive story traits, especially with in regards for one who commonly use Twilight as a character in most of his stories. It's not everyday you see this kind of bold move, so bravo to you, good sir.

But I digress. The chapter itself is pretty nice, and now I'm quivering in anticipation to see how you'll deliver the next chapter, as Twilight finally gets to meet the girl who she thinks stole from her. Imagine poor Twilight not figuring out that Chrissy is in fact the Changeling Queen Chrysalis, but you need fancy magic tricks against her when Chrissy has a cunning mind, am I right?

I'll be looking forward to the next chapter. Keep up the good work man.

3330182 yes but i'm of those lazy asses who just grabs the first thing i find off youtube.
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Really disliking Twilight

I rely don't care if you make it work whit your story kill twi if you want.

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Oh boy! Twilight...again.

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Good. I thought I might have spied a plot device. keep proving me wrong, I hate when I can see the ending.

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I try not to be predictable

And to think that this story was supposed to have ended by now

3330217 Lol, that would make an interesting plot twist: to find out that he's swinging the other way now and only hangs out Chrissy to be best buds who he is not totally into. Talk about a killjoy for poor Chrissy. :' <

Frickin' laugh my ass off, indeed. Well done.

TWILIGHT BASHING!? Ooooh I can't wait!

3330111 Yes! Fuck Twilight! Worst pony ever! I've finally found someone else who hates her as much as me!

What was the name(s) of the fics that you read that made you hate Twi? I ask because I'm actually somewhat curious now, as I don't think I've ever seen anything like that around.

Anyways! On another note, aren't you giving Twi a royal breakup chapter? And she isn't really bashed in Nightmare or Set in stone is she? I just ask because I never really remember you leaving much to assume you hated her before.

Not that I mind, once you've read stories where she gets pretty fucked over you kinda stop not expecting it.

hope you make this in to a +50000 word story

"Welcome to Cloppers!" she exclaimed happily. "Where the service is so good that you need only clop, and we're there."

*spit-taked all over the goddamn place* C: Dis gon' be guud. XD

oh man, this is getting sooo good that i fear i might die of how juicy is this story.

Awww Yeah! Awesome chapter. Looking forward to reading some Twibashing (Even though Twilight is one of my favorites). I find the hate to be very entertaining.

Twilight's my favorite mane 6, but this fic makes me dislike her.

Good job sir!

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agreed i must know, and thanks

On the Outside

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On the Inside

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But to be a King, my King, he would have to undergo the transformation.

Really not liking this statement. Transformations really just ruin the point of a HiE.
Hopefully if this happens he at least stays 90% human, or that because his dna is so unique any changes that happen are so slight he is virtually the same.

Have to say enjoying the the story, normally I don't care to much for the darker harsher stories but yours isn't that bad, as for the twi bashing well you at least warn folks.

Saw one error.

"She must have pitted it."

Should be spelled pitied, unless she's carving out his heart or some thing which she might do when she reveals her big secret.