What happens when you have a changeling Queen who rules nothing. A Human who resents ponies for treating him like a science project. And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria. Oh and a really weird story, no really.
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Woo new chapter!
Edit: Yeah that was hilarious.
NEVERMIND! You're good.
3271381 I like these fics
the juicy intensifies
Edit: welp, that went better than expected, also, the sauce and chips line, i almost died XD
Wow, Flash got lucky? Huh... guess it really is possible...
Man, Richard folded fairly easily. I would have just thumbed my nose at the princess' offer and then gave her a one-finger salute, followed by me gathering what materials I required in order to survive out in the field. Then again, I'm trained to survive with minimal outside assistance, and Richard doesn't seem to be...
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He's just an average guy, no training in that type of thing I'm afraid so the princesses had his hands tied
Are you God?
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I don't think so
Why?
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I think you're lying, I think you're the god of pony stories.
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Yep, you got me, my bad
Nah, but thanks for the compliment
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Even without my training, I still would have done the same. In all honesty, the Army didn't even teach me much. In this situation, my "win" requirements would be match the princesses' "lose" requirements.
Also, everything I learned about survival was just from living in Minnesota...
EDIT: If you can't tell, I can be one spiteful Mike Foxtrot.
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Minnesota you say?
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Yeah, I mean it only snows thirteen months out of the year
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I know that feel.
This has one of the best chapter titles eva!
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Being serious for a moment, I've learned how to survive in below zero and/or white-out conditions with no assistance, how to hunt/stalk, how to clean a kill, how to clean a fish, how to make a shelter, how to make fire, how to bind all types of wounds and more, while having nothing on me other than the clothes on my back and a small knife (in other words, nothing more than I just walk out of my house with). In all honesty, none of that is really that hard. It's all about how willing you are to tough out harsh situations.
It also teaches you what the true differences are when it comes to "needs" and "wants". I need at least one meal a day (for optimal survival conditions), I want three but could survive with a third
Edit: Awww you kept him alive?!
party pooper....*grumbles*
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so good
Shoulda killed flash sentry.
3271917 are you also a navy seal? -.-
That being said, marvellous fic. Totally Twilight's fault, too. She didn't have to grow wings, but she did it anyway.
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Ex-US Army, actually. Those survival skills are not that hard to learn if you put honest effort into it. And my father is an avid outdoorsman, and taught me a lot when I was younger.
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Meh, the UK is different in that respect.
We have buildings, roads, but not a whole load of green.
I wonder if they had scouts here when I was little
The player just got played.
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Yeah, I guess it does pay to own about 80 acres of woodland in rural Minnesota
Still, I don't think I could survive in a place where there weren't any woods or forests. Much like snow on Christmas, it just wouldn't feel right without 'em.
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You have snow on Christmas?
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Only in the parts closer to Canada.
Also, excellent chapter mate! I wonder why nopony has thought to use magic to cure the reproduction issue...unless magic is what caused it.
this is simply adorable, keep going!
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I live in Minnesota. Much like Canada, our top exports are snow and hockey
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It's a joke. One that has existed for longer than Minnesota has been a US State.
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Magic didn't cause it, it just declined after a while naturally.
Just bad luck I'm afraid
"there it was again"
"smoking"
"one", not "on", and if "bargain booze" is the name of a store it should be capitalized.
"pays", no apostrophe.
"It", capital.
That comma should be a semicolon.
"found", lowercase.
"to"
"sight"
"faring" (derived from "fare").
Yes! Kill! Kill! Kill!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still, great story mate keep up the fantastic work Looking forward to the next chapter.
What, she wasn't already amused enough by him to drop that idea? She left Flash Sentry alive, but she had still planned to kill Richard?
This chapter was amaizing. It was so funny and intresting i mean how can someone write this good. encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQKpUlQIa9unM0493aXagNkcsXl0mDSIg7oOU77uppMM8KsIrA4
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She didn't fuck Flash, she is going to fuck Richard.
Climax undoes Changeling magic, but only if the changeling climaxes.
If she does so while having sex with Richard, then she would have continued anyway until he came, then killed him so nopony knew she was ever there.
But now that she know's Celestia has her eye on him, she can't do so because it'll gain too much attention.
Flash was just sucky sucky XD Food basically
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Ah, got it. Saw that mentioned earlier in the story, but I thought that was just an accident she had to clean up by killing the witness, not a pattern.
3272005 Funny, I could already tell that you were american and a soldier just by looking at your avatar.
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Yeah, I mean it's just so hard to look at the comments and see that I already stated that I was in the Army and lived in Minnesota. Way beyond the average human's intelligence level
*slow clap* Well done good sir
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You forgot the "at at*
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Brb...
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And done, thanks for pointing them out to me,
Stupid errors really
balance the details and dialogue buddy
This just gets better and better. I especially love how confused she's getting.
all in faver thubs up me is you all wish to sat F!@#% you Princess and TWi
This is pretty good! Looking forward to the next chapter!
3272425 boydorrblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/atat.jpg Fixed. Hell, have two of 'em.
Get that chapter up already!