Pinkie Eats the 4th Wall

by ThePonyBlues

Please do not break the Universe. -cleaning staff.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

Boom.

Pinkie stood in the rubble that was once Twilights front door. “Twilight help I’ve open a door to another dimension and can’t close it!”

Twilight sighed as the monthly home repair budget got a little closer to going over. “Maybe you should practice using doors properly and not destroying them. And yes I’ll try to fix you world ending mistake.” Twilight said having learned to not blow off apocalyptic warnings when Pinkie was involved.

“Okay! Let's go!” said Pinkie as she grabbed Twilight and yanked her into the 4th wall.

The 4th wall was an unending plane of dark white that went on forever.

“Okay, yes. This looks bad and I have no clue how we got here. How are we even standing? There is nothing below us! Why do I taste purple!?” Twilight said at an ever increasing speed as panic set in.

“What? No, this is fine. It’s this area over here that has me concerned.” Pinkie walked Twilight a few infinities to the left and ignored her increasing hysteria. “This thing is completely broken and I have no idea how to fix it.” She said Pinkie pointing out a gaping hole in the Nothing that surrounded them.

On the other side of the ‘window’ was… Equestria. Twilight could see her tree house and the rest of Ponyville. She relaxed as her heart rate and blood pressure lowered slightly.

“Dammit Pinkie! Give me a little warning next time you take me into an impossibility!” Twilight glared at her friend who smiled sheepishly. “Okay. Where are we? Why are we here? What do you want me to do and when can I get back home so I can write a letter to the Princess asking for a mind wipe spell?”

"Umm, we’re in the 4th wall. I broke it and it needs to be fixed. Please, use your magic to fix it, and as soon as you can please!" said Pinkie cheerfully.

“Pinkie I don’t even know what the Fourth Wall is. How am I supposed to fix it?”

“Just try! I don’t want to get in trouble for breaking the universe!” pouted, giving Twilight her sad puppy dog eyes.

"Ugh! Fine. Just stop looking at me like that!" Twilight said, producing a cheer from her friend.

Sighing, the Master of Magic powered up her horn and girded her loins for she was about to do the most dangerous form of magic. Experimentation.

“If I blow up the planet, it’s your fault. Okay?”

“Okey Dokey Lokey.” Pinkie said with a carefree giggle.

Good enough for me, thought Twilight. “Let’s try my Failsafe spell.”

Quickly using the power already gathered, Twi unleashed her high level Sorcery on the broken door to anywhere.

Pinkie and Twilight sat still for a few seconds.

“Is it supposed to do nothing?” Asked Pinkie.

“That's it. I’m throwing every book written by Gilded Lockheart in the trash when I get home.” Twilight said. “I’ll just try to force it closed.”

This time Twilight grabbed the edges telekinetically and pulled them closer together.

“Maybe I can just tie it back up?” Twilight said, trying not to think about how wrong everything was and just get the job done.

Twilight tied the sides of the hole in the wall of Nothing together and let go to check what would happen.

The knot held as the excess nothingness acted like elastic bouncing the knot in the middle of the window.

“Oh wow Twi, I would have never of thought of that! But the hole is still there, only now there are two of them.”

Through one hole showed Ponyville, same as before, but the other hole now showed Sweet Apple Acres. Applejack could be seen working diligently at her farm, bucking apples, unaware that Twilight and Pinkie had ripped a hole in space not ten feet from her.

“HEY APPLEJACK!” Pinkie Pie shouted as loud as she could.

AJ jumped and, as she was on her front legs about to buck the tree she was harvesting, she landed on her face.

“He-he-he. Sorry Applejack. I couldn't resist!” Pinkie said, looking guilty as she seemed to have made AJ hurt herself.

“Ha-ha, it’s fine Pinkie. You really got me.” Applejack said as she got up. “But I’m gonna have to pay you back for this onnnne…” AJ trailed off as her mind went blank at the sight of Pinkie hanging out of a hole floating above the ground.

“Don't worry Applejack I’m fixing it. And I can get you a mind wipe spell if you want it.” Twi said.

“Okay let's fix this for good before we destroy any more minds.” Twilight said as she pulled Pinkie back out of the hole.

This time Twilight grabbed the area around the windows and pulled the 4th wall over the whole thing. "All right now maybe I can make one knot and fix this whole thing."

Wrapping the Nothing around the holes, Twilight then twisted the Nothing so it was a ball and tied it off.

After a few seconds to the ball of Nothing, hanging on Nothing, dropped to the floor of Nothing leaving an unblemished wall of Nothing.

“Think that did it?” Twilight asked Pinkie.

“Well it looks good to me.” Pinkie said, eyeing the ball.

“I wonder if I can eat this?” Pinkie thought aloud.

“Pinkie I feel it is my duty as you friend and as a member of the universe to tell you that eating something that should not exist is a Bad Idea.” Twilight said with all the authority of a lifetime working with the primal forces of magic had given her.

“Well one way to find out.” said Pinkie, clearly ignoring the wise words of her friend.

Pinkie put the 4th wall in her mouth.

It tasted like Chicken and Fritos, which was interesting because pinkie did not know what those tasted like. However she now knew that it was what the 4th wall tasted like.

Twilight, watching Pinkie chew what could not Be, could only think... 'why does it sound so wet?'

So lost in her reverie that she nearly missed the moment Pinkie swallowed the wet ball of Nothing.

Pinkie lifted her head back and gulped the well-chewed thing. It visibility moved down Pinkie’s esophagus and, when it disappeared down towards its final destination, Pinkie and Twilight both looked at her stomach with anticipation. A few seconds passed and the friends’ looked back up at each other.

Then Pinkie let out a rumbling belch that echoed in the infinite bounds that surrounded them.

“Are you satisfied now? Can we go home?” Twi said, clearly miffed that Pinkie did not share.

“Okay dokey Lokey!” Pinkie said as she pushed herself and Twi back to reality.

“See you tomorrow and thanks for fixing the universe Twilight!” Pinkie said as she ran out of the library.

“Alright one more thing to do before I can call it a day. Spike!”

Right on cue, her Number One Assistant popped up ready to serve. “Take a letter please.”

“Dear Princess Celestia

Please send two Class 5 mind wipe spells to me and Applejack as soon as possible. I have a feeling this is not the first time this has happened so I’ll just say that I would rather not know what the 4th wall tasted like.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle."

P.S. I would like to formally request an increase in the Monthly Home Repair and Emergence Alcohol budgets.

Spike the dragon”

Comments

[TechSavii]

Well that was random. Might want to double check your work or get a proofreader, but I thought it was pretty funny for a first fic. Keep up the good work.

[ThePonyBlues]

3188698 thanks for the comment! and yeah I know there was still some problems in there I did not catch but wanted to publish it before I decided It was not worth posting.

[Tito Vito]

3188698

I agree with him 100%

[RavenGuardian17]

You forgot to capitalize "Pinkie" a few times but other then that it was great!

[ThePonyBlues]

3188721 Thanks! should be fixed now.

[V H Herman]

A couple spelling errors but we all have them. all around a great story

[UniqueSKD]

I LOVE RANDOMNESS!
Do you like trollfics? I've done a couple of them in the past few days, and let me tell you...

I like your Pinkie Pie story a lot more than the insanely random one I did. Pinkie Pie EATING the fourth wall is just pure genius. I never would have thought of that.

Liked and Commented. Now I guess I just follow you now.

[rikusorasephiroth]

I have no idea what I just read, but I like it.

[Feelsbadbro1337]

Alright I'm just gonna get down to reading this lol.

Well the beginning has a scream and an explosion. Someone must've just had a hard orgasm

Lolol dat monthly repair budget. I'd buy a door for Twily any day. ;)

Loldafuq. It would be nice if I could jump into the fourth wall like that. :S Wait, dark white? WHAT IS THAT COLOR DAFUQ

Ooooh Twilight gonna be becoming insane soon. I can already feel it.

"Pinkie walked twilight a few infinities to the left"
"a few infinities"
wat

Lol. Of course Twilight can fix anything. Right? She can fix anything... everything and anything.. Mmm... I think I'll respect Twilight more now. xD

Also OOC but my fan in my room isn't on, yet in the corner of my eye I can see it move. .-. dafuq bro

"Gilded Lockheart." I know this is a reference. It has to be. I just don get it :A

YES APPLEJACK IS IN THIS FANFIC. +1 FOR STRONGEST AND SMEZZIEST PONY EVER. *Cue angry Rainbow Dash fans*

"After a few seconds to the ball of nothing, hanging on nothing, dropped to the floor of nothing leaving an unblemished wall of nothing." SO MUCH NOTHING I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Lolohgod Pinkie gonna eat it. EAT IT PINKIE EAT IT SO HARD WHILE I STARE INTENTLY AT YOU.

Rofl Chicken and Fritos. Shame I don't even know what a Frito is. :L lol

Lols. I would've wanted to remember the 4th wall though. Imagine all the things I would be able to do..

Oh and you forgot to mention the part where a black hole erupts inside Pinkie only mere minutes after she comes back into reality, sucking up all of Equestria and everything in it. Except for Lyra Heartstrings lololol

+1 for effort, if you know what I mean. XD

[Bronze Statue]

Liked, faved, read, then unmarked the "read" button so I can come back to this.
Edit: Also, you seriously need to fix the grammar errors in this. Once that's done, I think I should be able to say "inb4 featured."
What? It's infinitely better than that M/M foalcon clopfic that's been in the box for the past few days.

[ThePonyBlues]

3188758 Yeah, I'm bad at spelling. Like really, really bad. In the first draft of this I misspelled Pinkie every other time. I think I once called her ponki

I'll look over the fic and try to find them

3188874 Trollfics? IDK maybe? I'm sure I've enjoyed a trollfic in my time. I'm glad you liked my Pinkie and yeah I've been wanting write this ever since I thought of it. The original Idea was to have Pinkie brake the universe so all the parallel worlds conversed and basically have a world of every crossover ever. But that seemed like more work than I was willing to put forth. Also I don't know if/when I'll make write another fic just a fare warning. I do appreciate it tho.
3188923 Glad you liked it

3189206

"Gilded Lockheart." I know this is a reference. It has to be. I just don get it :A

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Gilderoy_Lockhart Also the mind wipe spells were kind of a reverence to the same book.

Rofl Chicken and Fritos. Shame I don't even know what a Frito is. :L lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frito Its a fried corn chip snack product. Tastes salty and crunchy.
This was fun to read thanks!

3189313 Thanks for the comment! I'll keep an eye out for the grammar errors. Also I would be SHOCKED if I got featured.

[ThePonyBlues]

Changed a few words and fixed a few grammar errors. There probably are some spelling mistakes I did not catch still in there however.

[V H Herman]

Your pinkie story was great I liked and favorited it you should stick with random writing. My friend gamerkirby99 is a great editor I gonna have him fix my stories when Iam ready to get them on the site.

[ThePonyBlues]

3193594 aww, thanks I will probably write some more once I think of something this was pretty fun after all.

[V H Herman]

Remember this through failer we have greatness

[joebob50]

suprisingly solidly written

[darthvader45]

"Gilded Lockheart" I smell a Harry Potter reference here. You'd make J.K. Rowling proud, including a character from her famous book series in here.

[ShadowLDrago]

Why do I get the feeling I don't even want to know how Pinkie damaged the 4th wall in the first place?

Poor Spike.

[theportalmasters]

Umm, were in the 4th wall; I broke it and it needs to be fixed; use your magic to fix it; and as soon as you fix it! said pinkie cheerfully.

""-missing
Can-also missing
Fun!
Did pink bite the 4th wall or lick it?

[ThePonyBlues]

6240617 Fixed.

She just picked up the ball that Twilight made and put it in her mouth.

[OmnipresentMicroorganism]

I would love to see a sequel with the title being something along the lines of "Pinkie Rips the Fabric of Reality and Gets Rarity to Fix it".

[No One and Nobody]

Alright, first of all I didn't not like it. It was rather disappointing, but there was something of a story here.
There were many grammatical issues that made it slightly harder to read, and the characters seemed more like they were reading a script than actually interacting with the moment.
I was half expecting Pinkie to say something like.

“Twilight help I’ve open a door to another dimension and can’t close
*turns page*
it!”

With a little improvement though this story could actually be much better and actually quite enjoyable.

[ThePonyBlues]

6879081 crazy late reply. My original plan for a sequel was a AJ x PP ship fic using this video for inspiration.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch
You must first invent the universe

there's a story in there somewhere

[Renodil]

Well, that was random.