Twilight Velvet, in her time a famed romance novelist, visits her daughter in Ponyville to finish her latest work. Will her romantic encounters give her the inspiration she needs?
First Big Mac, then one of the Spa twins and now Spike. Who's next? Shining Armor in front of the day court in Canterlot? Her lifes work insulted and drug through the mud? How the heck do you insult porn novels?
“What's the point? She's a pony. I'm a dragon. Where would it even go?”
“Oh, Spike,” she said, leaning her back against his. He didn't cringe away from the contact. That was a good sign. “You can't know that until you've tried.”
“No, I mean where would IT go? My second penis. Ponies only have one.”
Me when I read that line: "Innocence my ass." Me two seconds later when I realize what I just said:
Honestly, I think the obsession with 'legal' age when sex is concerned is rather stupid. What matters is maturity, so that those not yet capable of giving informed consent are not taken advantage of. Clocking up a certain length of time of having a pulse doesn't really correlate with that as much as people like to think. In the real world, you can't really base the law on levels of maturity, but in fiction, who cares?
Hint: a work can contain erotic scenes and still be good. Only an idiot would think that any sexuality immediately deprives a work of literary virtue. Or a bottom-feeding 'journalist' looking to get in a good barb.
Rarity virtuous? Wait til he finds out what she's been doing at the spa lol
.2916516 The only good erotic stories I've ever read have been on the fanfic sites. Anytime a published novel tries to includes sex in it, 95% of the time the sex is half-assed decent and the novel itself sucks balls.
That only shows what publishers think will sell. Remember Sturgeon's Law: 90 percent of everything is crud. Like you said, there's plenty of good ones to be found online, I doubt that good erotic fiction just wasn't being written before the internet made it easy to get it out there.
Besides, not all of Velvet's ouvre even is M-rated.
I have a weird feeling that there's gonna be a round 2 of Velvet X Spike at some point. Both of them were interrupted by Twilight going in. Hell, if we want to have that go in and get somewhat twisted, let's have a threesome: either Velvet X Sparity or even more twisted: Velvet X Spilight (why is incest kinda hawt?? )
2916851 Heck, could even be a scene with Twilight walking in on her mother Velvet getting slammed by Big Mac... while also making out with Rarity who is getting DPed by Spike, did ya think of that?
Man, I was just being a little twisted. But this, that's just straight up perverted depravity.. Frankly I am shocked.
Who am I kidding?! That sounds awesome!!! Oh Velvet, you sultry, sexy, beautiful seductress of a MILF. Not to mention your daughter is pretty hot too--now we know it runs in the family.
Velvet crawled towards him over the bed with a resolute expression and a blush on her face. She sat on the corner of the bed and looked up at him. “Clearly you can't move forward, until you know for sure that mating with Rarity is even a physical possibility for you. So if that's what it takes, I will do this for you.”
It sounds like an excuse to me, but that's what makes it so funny
She silently congratulated herself for coming up with that brilliant rationalization.
How young you want to make Spike in your mind while reading this is entirely up to you. That's the reason I left it as unspecific as it is in the story itself.
I bet everyone that thought of him as how he looked from the show is facepalming and questioning whether or not they're pedos right now
And in terms of size you don't have to hide behind any other stallion. As a matter of fact, you'll probably still keep growing. Be proud of that. 'Cause whatever they tell you, size does matter to a mare.
Thank you for lowering the majority of male readers' self-esteem Velvet. At least it seems she and Twilight are starting to reconnect despite their outbursts this morning, though how they settled it seemed one-sided. Eh, guess I'll have to find out later.
Good point, like island is way, we know they're evil, we know they can be monsters, but a part of us wants them to win to see what would happen, a lot of villains can pull it off well, like Discord, during his debut he was in control practically the whole time. Or what would Equestria be like with Tirek in control?
Very nice, I like how you made the situation both tense and exciting.....10/10
And here, have some mustaches
So far, my fave chapter.
Damn, was hoping that he would bang her in the ass or something.
So....who's next?
First Big Mac, then one of the Spa twins and now Spike. Who's next? Shining Armor in front of the day court in Canterlot? Her lifes work insulted and drug through the mud? How the heck do you insult porn novels?
Me when I read that line: "Innocence my ass."
Me two seconds later when I realize what I just said:
Honestly, I think the obsession with 'legal' age when sex is concerned is rather stupid. What matters is maturity, so that those not yet capable of giving informed consent are not taken advantage of. Clocking up a certain length of time of having a pulse doesn't really correlate with that as much as people like to think. In the real world, you can't really base the law on levels of maturity, but in fiction, who cares?
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Hint: a work can contain erotic scenes and still be good. Only an idiot would think that any sexuality immediately deprives a work of literary virtue. Or a bottom-feeding 'journalist' looking to get in a good barb.
Looking forward to more....who's next?
Rarity virtuous? Wait til he finds out what she's been doing at the spa lol
.2916516 The only good erotic stories I've ever read have been on the fanfic sites. Anytime a published novel tries to includes sex in it, 95% of the time the sex is half-assed decent and the novel itself sucks balls.
2916572 Ah, ok. So, then, hooves for back legs, but hands elsewise?
...Well then. That's one way to conclude getting walked in on...
Carry on
Great Stuff! I hope Night Light gets his head otta of his ass thou.
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That only shows what publishers think will sell. Remember Sturgeon's Law: 90 percent of everything is crud. Like you said, there's plenty of good ones to be found online, I doubt that good erotic fiction just wasn't being written before the internet made it easy to get it out there.
Besides, not all of Velvet's ouvre even is M-rated.
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I have a weird feeling that there's gonna be a round 2 of Velvet X Spike at some point. Both of them were interrupted by Twilight going in. Hell, if we want to have that go in and get somewhat twisted, let's have a threesome: either Velvet X Sparity or even more twisted: Velvet X Spilight (why is incest kinda hawt?? )
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because it's a taboo. because we can't have it, we want it more. (I.E. Forbidden Fruit)
2916851 Heck, could even be a scene with Twilight walking in on her mother Velvet getting slammed by Big Mac... while also making out with Rarity who is getting DPed by Spike, did ya think of that?
Nicely done with Spike.
And that title! Very, very, apt for this chapter, I think.
~Skeeter The Lurker
any plans for Doctor Hooves? Hell, he runs a clock shop so that would be a nice little setting.
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Man, I was just being a little twisted. But this, that's just straight up perverted depravity.. Frankly I am shocked.
Who am I kidding?! That sounds awesome!!!
Oh Velvet, you sultry, sexy, beautiful seductress of a MILF. Not to mention your daughter is pretty hot too--now we know it runs in the family.
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Velvet could play the matchmaker now that she knows Spike's crush. I mean she already writes erotic novels, it'd be perfect.
....*blush*
It sounds like an excuse to me, but that's what makes it so funny
I bet everyone that thought of him as how he looked from the show is facepalming and questioning whether or not they're pedos right now
Thank you for lowering the majority of male readers' self-esteem Velvet.
At least it seems she and Twilight are starting to reconnect despite their outbursts this morning, though how they settled it seemed one-sided. Eh, guess I'll have to find out later.
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Good point, like island is way, we know they're evil, we know they can be monsters, but a part of us wants them to win to see what would happen, a lot of villains can pull it off well, like Discord, during his debut he was in control practically the whole time. Or what would Equestria be like with Tirek in control?
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Authors and generally fans, are always a little twisted on their own special way. That's a compliment mind you.