*Gasp* Heart Attack!

How did I make it on the featured page?

What happened with Night Light?

This is nice! All sorts of good. I hope I can write at this level some day.

so will this end up in her being shiped with big mac/ who ever esle or just like a bit of fun then going back?

2905919 i have no idea congrats though!

I love this fic, but writing about Big Mac's ''hands'' instead of hooves is a bit disturbing.
MOAR Ummm, if you don't mind.

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If I told you right now who she's going to end up with, you'd have no reason to read the story, now would you?

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Thank you. And thank you everyone who has helped me get there.

Don't worry, sometimes cliche works. Here, it works.

you know I come from south alabama and for the life of me i can't write a southern accent... sure if you heard me you would most likely call me big mac for as much of an accent as I have.

In my opinion, things become cliche because they work, so don't feel bad if you think you're using such things.

Good work so far, MILF Twilight Velvet is best Twilight Velvet.

2906111 Well we'd have the sexy time stuff to read.

This is great. Can't wait to read even more.

2902749 Oh that's probably one of the best comments I've ever read... bravo.

DAMN. That happened QUICK.

And it was quite the read, too.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Why did my mind go to a perverted place when Velvet said love was her special ingredient? I had the oddest imagining of Twilight's mom masturbating over the food knowing full well her daughter and what basically equates to her nephew were going to eat it.

To be perfectly frank, your Apple Dialect is by far the best I have ever read. Everyone else overdoes it to the point of absurdity.

I may or may not be watching you right now... Bu I will... Later

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Don't worry, my mind went to the same place as well. *sigh*

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Shame on you both then.

Actually I kinda did that on purpose to see how many minds would go there.

But as an official statement: No, she didn't do anything of the sort to the pie.

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Well, it's Anthro. They usually have hands.

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You sir... or madam, are a devious bastard... and I love you for it. Here's looking forward to the next chapter.

It's always weird to compliment clop, but fuck yeah, Velvet is a MILF and a half.

...YES.

" She may get a lot more than she had bargained for, however, as Velvet finds out that being the mother of Equestria’s newest reigning princess brings with it a serious upgrade in her MILF status"
oooh fuck yeah that's a must....

only anthro pic i have of velvet is of her holding on to shining armor naked , presumably having sex , can't just do a character search on deriborru?......

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Good news on that front, actually. Someone has agreed to make a custom cover art for this fic. Should be done in 1 or 2 days.

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Ooops, my bad.

There should be a Milf group...

2907558 alright cool....

Faved.

Also, who else is she putting out for? All of Ponyvillie's stallions, or OCs as well?

spike needs in.

Ah, Twilight Velvet. Good ol' MILF. Faved and upvoted.

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No OCs. Mainly side characters and guest stars from the show. But again, not all of them will be stallions in the traditional sense.

short but it makes want to read more

Interesting fic, but not exactly my cup of tea. (I prefer it when couples stay together...I dunno, I always liked to think Twilight's parents were happy together, but this is your fic so do whatever you want.)

Also...Twilight's mom is going to sleep around a lot...We have a word for that kind of a woman, but I'm too polite to say anything. (Sorry if that came off mean spirited. Writing comments late at night tend to be negative, in a sense.)

Still, I may continue watching.

2910527 Just don't know how anybody can be that naive. I was reading books that had mature content when I was 9.

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Fair enough. I was fully aware from the start that not everybody was gonna like this premise. I just wanted to produce a light-hearted read with lots of crazy sex, not Cassablanca with ponies. And it is my goal to keep Velvet a likable protagonist despite that premise.

As far as Twilight's parents go, we really don't know much about them. We've seen them, what, three times over the course of the show? And they didn't even have a line.

So it gave me an opportunity to mold their characters as I saw fit. Consider this though. What if the happy married life was just a facade? Ever wonder why they didn't bother to show up at Shining Armor's wedding rehearsal?

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This will be addressed in chapter 3.

Holding on to a beam of the barn with one hand for support and bending forward, she used the fingers of the other hand to spread her eager marehood

. So is this anthro, humanized, or pony?

C'mon, author. You said hands in one part, and hooves in another. What're we dealin' with here??? Anthros? Satyr Ponies? Full out Ponies? Hands or hooves, make up your mind T___T

2914140 If you read the description it says its Anthro

I liked it well enough, but Big Mac only saying eeyup and nope was a mood killer in terms of reading and realism. I liked it only once because it's become a staple of his in the fandom, but the repetition quickly became infuriating and killed a lot of the mood. Give him something to say or crying out loud. Even being silent or inarticulate moans would have worked.