Trixie has gained national... um... fame? I suppose more ponies would call it notoriety, but it really is quite relative if you think about it. Anyway, Trixie Lulamoon is known all across Equestria for telling the most fantastical tales, preforming the most incredible magic shows, and being the most self centered, power hungry, show off in all the land! Now, Trixie is all for the fame, but a mare has got to eat, and apparently ponies don't like to hire someone who managed to take an entire town captive, molest its citizens, and walk away a free mare without so much as an apology for punishment... someponies just don't know how to look past the surface I suppose. So, in order to start a new beginning, and find some actual freedom from her past, she has traveled far and wide to find... uh... just start reading already, would ya?

(Third person. Pony on Earth. A bit of warning, some parts may seem serious, but they are not. If you read this fic, and start to take things seriously you will either be offended, disappointed, or have the time of your life. This fic was made so I could have fun, and entertain others that like something a bit different than the usual HiE fics.)